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Old 04-02-2014 | 04:46 PM
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^^ No, he plays for himself.
Old 04-02-2014 | 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
-36?!??

Okay...wow. Selke Trophy...here he comes.




I did not know that Ovie was -36...WTFBBQ...does he play for the Oilers or something?
I think you may be missing the full picture here.

There are 861 people who play in the NHL. Ovi is ranked #1 in goals, he is ranked #861 in plus minus. He is the textbook definition of a 1 dimensional player.
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Old 04-02-2014 | 07:34 PM
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He's the best cherry picker in the league, 1 dimension is right
Old 04-02-2014 | 10:04 PM
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@-36?? that's a pretty hefty accomplishment. -36 is bad, yes, but when you factor in the 48 goals and 24 assists, it's embarrassingly bad. Wow.
Old 04-02-2014 | 10:10 PM
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-36 is how cold it gets over here.
Old 04-03-2014 | 08:27 AM
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@-36?? that's a pretty hefty accomplishment. -36 is bad, yes, but when you factor in the 48 goals and 24 assists, it's embarrassingly bad. Wow.
I'm amazed he had more than 1 assist
Old 04-03-2014 | 09:09 AM
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8th place with 2 games in hand on the yotes. DO NOT blow this.
Old 04-03-2014 | 11:26 AM
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Playoff Odds Update:

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances
Beat Boston 3-2, playoff odds up 10 to 93.7%

Dallas Stars Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds up 7.8 to 81.9%

Toronto Maple Leafs Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds down 1.6 to 6.9%

Washington Capitals Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds down 1.4 to 6.6%
Old 04-03-2014 | 11:31 AM
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There are exceptions, but what's the deal with loafing/diva-like Russian players? So, Ovie, Semin, Kovalev, Radulov, Kostitsyn...those are the ones that come to mind.

Sure, you have ones like Datsyuk who are the exception...but, more often than not, most always end up in the coachs' doghouse.
Old 04-03-2014 | 11:36 AM
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Ovy will be the first player in NHL history to lead the league in goals and have the worst plus/minus.
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Old 04-03-2014 | 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
There are exceptions, but what's the deal with loafing/diva-like Russian players? So, Ovie, Semin, Kovalev, Radulov, Kostitsyn...those are the ones that come to mind.

Sure, you have ones like Datsyuk who are the exception...but, more often than not, most always end up in the coachs' doghouse.
Really, every country has a bit of a reputation or a type of player they are known for. Russia has a long line of one dimensional sharp shooters. Finland is a goaltending factory. Canada is he number one supplier of hockey goons. Sweden produces excellent 2 way forwards. Germany is known for their strong defense first defensemen.
Old 04-03-2014 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by black label
Really, every country has a bit of a reputation or a type of player they are known for. Russia has a long line of one dimensional sharp shooters. Finland is a goaltending factory. Canada is he number one supplier of hockey goons. Sweden produces excellent 2 way forwards. Germany is known for their strong defense first defensemen.
As long as goon sqauds win Gold medals its all good.
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Old 04-03-2014 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by black label
Really, every country has a bit of a reputation or a type of player they are known for. Russia has a long line of one dimensional sharp shooters. Finland is a goaltending factory. Canada is he number one supplier of hockey goons. Sweden produces excellent 2 way forwards. Germany is known for their strong defense first defensemen.
This post made me
Old 04-03-2014 | 04:25 PM
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Kings #'s since the OLY break:

13-4 record (includes 2 SO wins)
51 goals for, 34 goals against (+17 goal differential)
2.00 GAA
PP% 22.8
PK% 82.8
Peaking at the right time.
Old 04-03-2014 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S
Kings #'s since the OLY break:

13-4 record (includes 2 SO wins)
Those don't count
Old 04-03-2014 | 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S
Playoff Odds Update:

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances
Beat Boston 3-2, playoff odds up 10 to 93.7%

Toronto Maple Leafs Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds down 1.6 to 6.9%

Dear domcha,

I'll take that ten bucks please.

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Old 04-03-2014 | 07:18 PM
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B's must have had their amps dialed down to 7 last night.

First or second round tilt could be fun.
Old 04-03-2014 | 10:07 PM
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Oh look the Leaves blew another 2 goal 3rd period lead to the Bruins. Shocking.
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Old 04-03-2014 | 10:14 PM
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I can only assume the refs want Boston to win the presidents trophy. Or they're from Finlandia.
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Old 04-03-2014 | 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dom
I can only assume the refs want Boston to win the presidents trophy. Or they're from Finlandia.
Howya figure? Was it the no call when Kessel sliced Hamiltons face open with a high stick or was it the call on Krug for a perfect sweep check that got all puck?
Old 04-03-2014 | 10:59 PM
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Howya figure? Was it the no call when Kessel sliced Hamiltons face open with a high stick or was it the call on Krug for a perfect sweep check that got all puck?
I'm talking about the phantom holding call on Kulemin with only a few minutes left in the 3rd. No idea what you're talking about.

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Old 04-04-2014 | 07:36 AM
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I'm talking about the holding call on Kulemin with only a few minutes left in the 3rd. No idea what you're talking about.

Oh, the 2 minute makeup call for the 4 minute double minor for Kessels high stick? That one?
Old 04-04-2014 | 10:20 AM
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Since I know how much everyone loves my division, I'm buying you all these t-shirts
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Old 04-04-2014 | 10:53 AM
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further proof that brooks orpik is "just out there to hurt people", he intentionally shot the puck and hit the jets coach in the head.
Old 04-04-2014 | 11:03 AM
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Yeah, it didn't deflect off his own player's stick or anything
Old 04-04-2014 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Since I know how much everyone loves my division, I'm buying you all these t-shirts
:gheywave:
Perfect timing too, I was just about to run out of toilet paper.
Old 04-04-2014 | 01:06 PM
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Perfect timing too, I was just about to run out of toilet paper.
Here, use this one
Old 04-04-2014 | 01:26 PM
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That ones classier, I'd use that one for washing mud off my jeep.

Put the players names on the Stanley Cup, everything else is failure. Division Champ, Conference Champ, Presidents Trophy, none of them mean a damn thing come next year. No one will care, no one will remember. Get your name on the cup and you succeeded.
Old 04-04-2014 | 01:27 PM
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J. Bernier out 3 weeks MCL sprain. leafs weren't making the playoffs anyway.
Old 04-04-2014 | 01:36 PM
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J. Bernier out 3 weeks MCL sprain. leafs weren't making the playoffs anyway.
Why that injury happened depends on whether you watched it or just read about it. Here's NHL.coms analysis...

Bernier left a 4-3 win against the Boston Bruins on Thursday in the third period with a lower-body injury after a collision with Bruins forward Patrice Bergeron.
What actually happened was Ranger dumped Bergeron on top of his goaltender. Ranger took out Bergeron, Bergeron fell on Bernier, Ranger got a penalty for it. It probably would have been a lot worse had Bergeron 1) not caught himself on the crossbar so his full weight didn't come down on Bernier and 2) popped right back up to stay in the play.

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Old 04-04-2014 | 01:41 PM
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bergeron is dirty and runs goalies!
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Old 04-04-2014 | 01:44 PM
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Looks like Brad Doty's "upper body injury" may not be that bad, as he is going to travel with the team to Vancouver.
Old 04-04-2014 | 01:46 PM
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Bergeron is a class act and could have embellished it like a many teams do. Had he embellished, Bernier would be in much worse shape. He's lucky they weren't playing the pengoons who would have gone for maximum damage instead of trying to just play hockey.
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Playoff Odds Update:

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds down 2.1 to 91.6%

Dallas Stars Playoff Chances
Lost to Carolina 1-4, playoff odds down 10.6 to 71.3%

Toronto Maple Leafs Playoff Chances
Beat Boston 4-3 (ot), playoff odds up 3 to 9.9%

Toronto Maple Leafs Playoff Chances
Beat Boston 4-3 (ot), playoff odds up 3 to 9.9%
Old 04-04-2014 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Since I know how much everyone loves my division, I'm buying you all these t-shirts
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Not even Pengoons fans are gonna buy those shirts.
Old 04-04-2014 | 01:52 PM
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I don't put any stake in power rankings yet I read them anyway. This made me

Here's the entire write up for why Detroit is ranked where they are.

13. Detroit Red Wings (36-26-14) LW: 15

Gustav Nyquist has scored twice since you started reading this.
Old 04-04-2014 | 02:47 PM
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Put the players names on the Stanley Cup, everything else is failure. Division Champ, Conference Champ, Presidents Trophy, none of them mean a damn thing come next year. No one will care, no one will remember. Get your name on the cup and you succeeded.
Old 04-04-2014 | 05:27 PM
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Well Leafs, you did it, you managed to run Bernier into the ground.

Well done!

Way to end the season!
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