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I believe the way Moog says it is *in Moog voice*:

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I'm always up for another fantasy team/league.

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You don't hate him nearly the way I do

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I know how he would say it, I'm wrong remember

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While he's prone to bad penalties, I don't think he's of the same ilk as Cooke, Kaleta, or Torres.

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Where's the red light district in Toronto? Right behind Reimer and Bernier.

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A child stands in court before a judge. His parents are divorcing and the judge is asking him which parent he would like to live with. "Would you like to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! she beats me every night I don't want to live with her!". So the judge says "Ok, you can go live with your dad then." the child replies "No! he beats me every night as well! I don't want to live with him!" and the judge replies "Well if both your parents beat you then who do you want to live with?".

The boy replies "The Toronto Maple Leafs." The judge is puzzled. "why would you want to live with them?" he asks. The boy replies "Because they don't beat anyone!"

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Shit, now I actually feel bad.

Apparently someone sent Reimer a link to this thread. It seems to have caused him to spiral into a horrible depression and he felt there was no way out and no end in sight. Depressed and suicidal he apparently wandered down to the train tracks and dove in front of a speeding train. Fortunately, it went right through his legs.

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strong to quite strong

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What’s the difference between a religious missionary and a Leafs goalie? A missionary is always in position and saves.

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How do you keep the Maple Leafs out of your yard? Put up a goal net.

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One day, Satan was out for a walk through Hell, making sure things were running smoothly. When he got to the Lake of Fire, he saw a man sitting by the lake, relaxing in a lawn chair, and not sweating or looking uncomfortable at all. Perplexed, Satan approached the man and asked:

"Young man, are you not hot or bothered by this heat?" The man replied, "Oh no, not at all. I lived in downtown Toronto and this weather is just like a typical July day in the city."

Satan thought that this was not a good sign, so he rushed back to his office and turned up the heat in Hell another 100 degrees. Satisfied with himself, he again returned to the Lake of Fire to check on the young man.

When he got there, the man was showing a few beads of sweat, but that was all. Again Satan asked the Toronto native,

"Are you hot and uncomfortable yet?"

The young man looked up and said, "No, the temperature is just like a hot August day in Toronto. I'm coping it just fine."

Satan decided that he had to do something drastic to make this man's stay in Hell unpleasant. He went back to his office, turned the heat all the way down, and then turned up the air conditioning. The temperature in Hell quickly dropped well below zero. As he approached the Lake of Fire, he noticed that it was now frozen over. He also saw the young man jumping up and down wildly, waving his arms and yelling into the air.

"This looks promising!" thought Satan. Coming closer, he finally made out what the man was shouting:

"The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup! The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!"

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Little David was in Grade 5 when his teacher asked all the kids what their fathers did for a living. The typical answers came up: doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet so the teacher called on him to answer. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he''ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher was so shaken by this that she quickly gave the kids colouring to do while taking David outside with her. "Is that really true about your father?" She asked. "No," David replied, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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How are Maple Leafs GM like a beachcomber? They make their living trying to salvage washed up junk.

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Why did James Reimer interrupt two people having sex? He wanted to know what it felt like to stop someone from scoring.

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when will domcha listen to me and change the title back to 4G power plenum appreciation thread, restore balance to the universe and bring moogelino back from the dead.

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The joke will be on black label come April when the Leaves finish ahead of the Bruins in the standings.

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OMG