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Old 09-13-2014 | 10:44 PM
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I was at a bar last night I saw this smoking hot blonde wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened. Because, you know, anyone wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey will blow a three goal lead.
I want to take another pass at this joke because I'm the kind of comedy geek who believes that "underpants" is 31% funnier than "underwear".

Here's version 2, I'm going to say 23% funnier than the original...

I was at a bar last night I saw this smoking hot blonde wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened, I got the best blow job of my life. Because if there's 2 things everyone knows about someone wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, they are incredibly talented at sucking and they'll always will blow a three goal lead.
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Old 09-13-2014 | 10:56 PM
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lol new thread title.
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Old 09-14-2014 | 12:35 PM
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Old 09-14-2014 | 12:38 PM
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Old 09-14-2014 | 12:46 PM
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Dom visits his twin brother in Vancouver....
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Old 09-15-2014 | 09:29 AM
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When does training camp open.
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Old 09-15-2014 | 09:31 AM
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Old 09-15-2014 | 01:26 PM
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Not soon enough.
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Old 09-15-2014 | 06:27 PM
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Training camp & iPhone 6+?? Xmas in September!!!
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Old 09-15-2014 | 07:58 PM
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You'd think after 20 pages of leaves jokes, I'd become numb to them.












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Old 09-15-2014 | 08:48 PM
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Old 09-15-2014 | 08:52 PM
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Old 09-15-2014 | 08:54 PM
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Old 09-15-2014 | 09:59 PM
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Old 09-15-2014 | 10:11 PM
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Old 09-15-2014 | 10:15 PM
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This could apply to the Rangers.
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Old 09-15-2014 | 10:22 PM
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2014/2015 Stanley Cup Champion parade route!!!
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Old 09-16-2014 | 08:50 AM
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Old 09-16-2014 | 09:34 AM
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Old 09-16-2014 | 10:04 AM
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Old 09-16-2014 | 10:08 AM
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This one's for BL
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And finally, A cup that the leaves can lift
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Old 09-16-2014 | 01:01 PM
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#maplelaffjokes is trending on twitter.
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Old 09-16-2014 | 01:47 PM
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The ban will come when you're least expecting it.

And when Yumchah and BlackAck can't help you.
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Old 09-16-2014 | 04:14 PM
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The ban will come when you're least expecting it.

And when Yumchah and BlackAck can't help you.
So... You're saying I'm getting banned the moment the leafs win the cup
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Old 09-16-2014 | 04:25 PM
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So... You're saying I'm getting banned the moment the leafs win the cup
And these 2 get married
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Old 09-16-2014 | 10:18 PM
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Old 09-16-2014 | 10:19 PM
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Old 09-16-2014 | 10:21 PM
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Old 09-16-2014 | 10:23 PM
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And for my 2000th post in the maple leaf joke thread...
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Old 09-17-2014 | 07:41 AM
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Yeah, I realized that too late to fix it. To make up for it, here's this...

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Not sure if joke or serious...
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But, Teemoo Salami not a fan of Bruce: Report: Selanne criticizes Ducks coach Boudreau in biography
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