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I was at a bar last night I saw this smoking hot blonde wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened. Because, you know, anyone wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey will blow a three goal lead.
I want to take another pass at this joke because I'm the kind of comedy geek who believes that "underpants" is 31% funnier than "underwear".

Here's version 2, I'm going to say 23% funnier than the original...

I was at a bar last night I saw this smoking hot blonde wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened, I got the best blow job of my life. Because if there's 2 things everyone knows about someone wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, they are incredibly talented at sucking and they'll always will blow a three goal lead.
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Old 09-13-2014, 09:56 PM
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The ban will come when you're least expecting it.

And when Yumchah and BlackAck can't help you.
So... You're saying I'm getting banned the moment the leafs win the cup
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So... You're saying I'm getting banned the moment the leafs win the cup
And these 2 get married
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Yeah, I realized that too late to fix it. To make up for it, here's this...

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