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Sep 13, 2014 | 09:44 PM

#46521

black label

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Quote:

Originally Posted by black label

I was at a bar last night I saw this smoking hot blonde wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened. Because, you know, anyone wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey will blow a three goal lead.

I want to take another pass at this joke because I'm the kind of comedy geek who believes that "underpants" is 31% funnier than "underwear".

Here's version 2, I'm going to say 23% funnier than the original...

Quote:

I was at a bar last night I saw this smoking hot blonde wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened, I got the best blow job of my life. Because if there's 2 things everyone knows about someone wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, they are incredibly talented at sucking and they'll always will blow a three goal lead.

Sep 13, 2014 | 09:56 PM

#46522

e30cabrio

LFG RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: Earth

lol new thread title.

Sep 14, 2014 | 11:35 AM

#46523

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Sep 14, 2014 | 11:38 AM

#46524

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Sep 14, 2014 | 11:46 AM

#46525

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Dom visits his twin brother in Vancouver....

Sep 15, 2014 | 08:29 AM

#46526

dom

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When does training camp open.

Sep 15, 2014 | 08:31 AM

#46527

97BlackAckCL

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From: ShitsBurgh

Friday

Sep 15, 2014 | 12:26 PM

#46528

dom

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Not soon enough.

Sep 15, 2014 | 05:27 PM

#46529

e30cabrio

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From: Earth

Training camp & iPhone 6+?? Xmas in September!!!

Sep 15, 2014 | 06:58 PM

#46530

Fibonacci

I feel the need...

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From: Motown

You'd think after 20 pages of leaves jokes, I'd become numb to them.

Sep 15, 2014 | 07:48 PM

#46531

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Sep 15, 2014 | 07:52 PM

#46532

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Sep 15, 2014 | 07:54 PM

#46533

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Sep 15, 2014 | 08:59 PM

#46534

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Sep 15, 2014 | 09:11 PM

#46535

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KuBTQIt.jpg

Sep 15, 2014 | 09:15 PM

#46536

e30cabrio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by black label

This could apply to the Rangers.

Sep 15, 2014 | 09:22 PM

#46537

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2014/2015 Stanley Cup Champion parade route!!!

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Sep 16, 2014 | 07:50 AM

#46538

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Sep 16, 2014 | 08:34 AM

#46539

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Sep 16, 2014 | 09:04 AM

#46540

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Sep 16, 2014 | 09:08 AM

#46541

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This one's for BL
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And finally, A cup that the leaves can lift

Sep 16, 2014 | 12:01 PM

#46542

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#maplelaffjokes is trending on twitter.

Sep 16, 2014 | 12:47 PM

#46543

dom

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The ban will come when you're least expecting it.

And when Yumchah and BlackAck can't help you.

Sep 16, 2014 | 03:14 PM

#46544

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dom

The ban will come when you're least expecting it.

And when Yumchah and BlackAck can't help you.

So... You're saying I'm getting banned the moment the leafs win the cup

Sep 16, 2014 | 03:25 PM

#46545

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Quote:

Originally Posted by black label

So... You're saying I'm getting banned the moment the leafs win the cup

And these 2 get married

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Sep 16, 2014 | 09:18 PM

#46546

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Sep 16, 2014 | 09:19 PM

#46547

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Sep 16, 2014 | 09:21 PM

#46548

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Sep 16, 2014 | 09:23 PM

#46549

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And for my 2000th post in the maple leaf joke thread...

Sep 17, 2014 | 06:41 AM

#46550

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Sep 17, 2014 | 08:04 AM

#46551

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Originally Posted by black label

Sep 17, 2014 | 08:04 AM

#46552

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Sep 17, 2014 | 08:08 AM

#46553

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL

Yeah, I realized that too late to fix it. To make up for it, here's this...

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Sep 17, 2014 | 08:37 AM

#46554

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Sep 17, 2014 | 05:52 PM

#46555

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Not sure if joke or serious...

Sep 17, 2014 | 07:47 PM

#46556

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Sep 17, 2014 | 07:49 PM

#46557

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Sep 17, 2014 | 07:50 PM

#46558

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Sep 17, 2014 | 07:53 PM

#46559

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Sep 18, 2014 | 03:01 PM

#46560

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Slow day...

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