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Old 09-08-2014, 11:29 AM
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No where's my ban hammer. I've had just about enough of this.
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Picking on the Leafs fans, the passion that unites us all.
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Old 09-08-2014, 11:42 AM
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No where's my ban hammer. I've had just about enough of this.
Believe it or not, we're going to need the season to start. I'm starting to run out of material.
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Can I hit 8000 posts before actually kills me?
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But according to Moog they'll say....
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Exclamation This guy has shown up in every search i've done!!!!
So fuck it, here's this guy.......


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One of these things is not like the others :boogie:












shit even part time "maple leaf joke thread" contributer lmj0@#$



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Dear god, this kid even looks like Phil big head
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Old 09-09-2014, 07:25 AM
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I love this thread.
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I love this thread.
Yumcha, blackack, check it out!!! We got a new guy!!! I mean, technically this was his 3rd post but close enough eh?

Will he stick around or will he abandon us like moog, jonesi, and dom? (I'm pretty sure doms gone, he seems to have taken residency in the nfl thread)
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Old 09-09-2014, 08:38 PM
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What, you think I'm a Leafs fan or something?
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What, you think I'm a Leafs fan or something?
Hmm, not sure.... Let me give you the test.

If I bring you with me in my car, am I legally allowed to park in a handicapped spot?
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So fuck it, here's this guy.......


That was me when I had hair.
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That was me when I had hair.
Seriously, every search.

Male leaf joke

Kessel joke

Maple leaf management joke

Toronto joke

Dion phaneuf joke

TML joke ...


There's that creepy leaf fan waving.
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No where's my ban hammer. I've had just about enough of this.
I just realized this is one of doms famous unintentionally great comedic posts, right up with torontos VP of hockey oops.

The ban hammer is no where. Now where will he look next.
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Old 09-10-2014, 04:07 PM
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I think Ron A will understand after he see's this thread.
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I think Ron A will understand what a craptastic organization the leafs are after he see's this thread.


Definitely. But then again, he is Ron A... He's probably well aware how much the leafs suck without reading the thread.
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If I banned him, how would I get my daily laugh?
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I'm going to print that, poster size. Holy crap that's
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I would unban him, because this is far too entertaining
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I was at a bar last night I saw this smoking hot blonde wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened. Because, you know, anyone wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey will blow a three goal lead.
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Canadian Hockey Conversion

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50° Fahrenheit (10° C) • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. • Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) • Italian Cars won't start • Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) • Distilled water freezes • Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C) • Hollywood disintegrates. • Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) • Mt. St. Helens freezes. • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. • Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) • Ethyl alcohol Freezes. • Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -

460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. • Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) • Hell freezes over. • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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I was at a bar last night I saw this smoking hot blonde wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. I walked up to her and said 'Hi, my name is Three Goal Lead' and the inevitable happened. Because, you know, anyone wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey will blow a three goal lead.
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