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Old 03-25-2014, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Classy...
I'd love to abuse her....but not on twitter.

Too bad some idiot fans have to ruin it for everyone. Reimer has shit the bed in the last 4 or 5 games but leave his wife alone, geez...
Old 03-25-2014, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Rounder
makes me wonder why TML fans don't harass clarkson's wife. I think he's worse than Reems.
Who?
Old 03-25-2014, 01:20 PM
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that guy you paid mill yens to and has like 3 goals.
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Originally Posted by dom
I'd love to abuse her....but not on twitter.


Originally Posted by dom
Too bad some idiot fans have to ruin it for everyone. Reimer has shit the bed in the last 4 or 5 games but leave his wife alone, geez...
Old 03-25-2014, 01:24 PM
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TML?
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http://www.crossingbroad.com/2014/03...bly-wrong.html
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Gotta give those flyers fans some credit, some of those questions are pretty creative.

Do you make rocket noises when you launch yourself at peoples' heads? if not, why? #AskNeal
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Old 03-25-2014, 03:00 PM
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About as rare as they come.
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Yeah, saw the Vinny misfire in the highlights last night.
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Was just gonna post that, Quick is such a jedi master
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Was just gonna post that, Quick is such a jedi master
Never looked at it that way.

Now every time I watch the gif, it's as if Quick is willing the puck to hit the post----crossbar----post...with his Jedi Mind!!!!

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Leaves have given up 23 shots in the first period against St.Louis. Being outshot 23-7 and down 2-1. The ice it literally tilted. What an embarrassment this team is.
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Leaves 'tightened up' and held the Blues to under 50 shots (49).



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Leaves 'tightened up' and held the Blues to under 50 shots (49).



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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Never buy too much into over hyping rookies...but, let's see what Chicago has in Teravainen tonight. He apparently did marvelously in the WJC and playing with adults in Europe.


And oh, he's a Finlandian. HORY SHET.
They really gotta stop having him take faceoffs, it's pretty obvious he's terrible at it.
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Originally Posted by black label
They really gotta stop having him take faceoffs, it's pretty obvious he's terrible at it.


Well, if he keeps this up, that black hole at the #2 center spot will be finally filled...
Old 03-25-2014, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha


Well, if he keeps this up, that black hole at the #2 center spot will be finally filled...
This has been foretold by the Ambassador.

https://acurazine.com/forums/showpos...ostcount=42032

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Originally Posted by black label
This has been foretold by the Ambassador.

https://acurazine.com/forums/showpos...ostcount=42032

You are the oracle...
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One of these names does not belong. Can you spot the reason?
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Playoff Odds Update:

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances
Lost to Columbus 2-4, playoff odds down 8.8 to 59.8%

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances
Lost to Columbus 2-4, playoff odds down 8.8 to 59.8%

Washington Capitals Playoff Chances
Lost to Los Angeles 4-5 (so), playoff odds up 0.6 to 31.9%

Toronto Maple Leafs Playoff Chances
Lost to St. Louis 3-5, playoff odds down 9.7 to 24.6%
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Originally Posted by dom
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One of these names does not belong. Can you spot the reason?
I thought the Mighty Domchas of Anaheim clinched a spot.
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S
Playoff Odds Update:

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances
Lost to Columbus 2-4, playoff odds down 8.8 to 59.8%

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances
Lost to Columbus 2-4, playoff odds down 8.8 to 59.8%

Washington Capitals Playoff Chances
Lost to Los Angeles 4-5 (so), playoff odds up 0.6 to 31.9%

Toronto Maple Leafs Playoff Chances
Lost to St. Louis 3-5, playoff odds down 9.7 to 24.6%
Why are the Dead Things on there twice? You like them or something?
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Moogy loves the meh things
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Originally Posted by black label
I thought the Mighty Domchas of Anaheim clinched a spot.
Old 03-26-2014, 02:22 PM
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I'm really going to delete the thread this time...I fawkin mean it.

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21 Bruins are getting their heads shaved today for evil Shawn Thornton's annual cuts for a cause event. Strangely enough, one of them is Iggy, which leads to the question of how do you get people to pay money for the privilege of shaving the yea of a guy who's already bald?

Now if they said we could draw hair on him with a sharpie.....

The only 3 who aren't participating are Marchand, Loui an Tuukka. Tuukka needs his hair or his helmet doesn't fit right, Marchand and Loui said they wanted the extra cushioning their hair provides in case they play the pengoons in the playoffs.
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Moogy loves the meh things
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Originally Posted by dom
I fawkin mean it.

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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S

About as rare as they come.
I just keep watching this over and over. So insane.
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Odds Update:

Detroit Red Wings Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds up 0.2 to 60.1%

Dallas Stars Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds up 2.9 to 40.1%

Washington Capitals Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds up 0.3 to 32.2%

Toronto Maple Leafs Playoff Chances
Did not play, playoff odds up 0.5 to 25%

Dallas, Washington, and Toronto should push to lose all their remaining games as much as possible to get a better pick and avoid the black-hole. It's over.

Toronto can plan for the draft pick parade.

Washington can celebrate with Ovechkin over Crimea

Dallas can continue with the rebuild.
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I just keep watching this over and over. So insane.
Vinnie is good at the suckage
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Matt Frattin Update:

Since Frattin was traded to Columbus, in the Gabby deal....the Blue Jackets have played 10 games (plus the postponed game) .....Frattin has been a healthy scratch for NINE of them.

I think Deano, was deaf dumb and blind.....drunk, & high when he traded Bernier.
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Going to see the Moogy Kingoons tonight
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Like the Highlander there can only be one "goons"...and the Pengoons are it.

Please, Hammer...Don't hurt 'em.

If the Kings can get away from the Pengoons without a slewfoot, concussion, knee on knee hit, knee to head hit, elbow to the head......then I will be very happy with whatever outcome is on the scoreboard.

You might think I am joking, but I am serious......you outta see some of the comments on some of the Kings message boards about being nervous about tonight's game with the Pengoons...and hoping to escape injury.

Thankfully Malkin won't be playing.

...and thankfully the Kings are putting Jones in net......don't want to risk Quick getting a cheap shot injury.
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Darryl Sutter....On Pittsburgh being without Evgeni Malkin and “some” of its best players:

Is that ‘some’? That’s a pretty good ‘some.’…He’s a pretty good player. [Reporter: But on their top line, still, they’ve been producing really well. They have been struggling behind that. Of course they have Sidney Crosby, but can you just talk about if your team will address that any differently than they would if a guy like Malkin, Letang or so on and so forth were in the lineup?] You know we just played Philadelphia and Washington. Good players play against good players. It’s not like they’re a one-line team or a one-player team. You might argue that the best player, other than Kopitar, in the league, is Crosby. So we’ve got to handle him tonight.
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Our boy build-a-bear was on Jeopardy!

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....because The Pittsburgh Crosbies
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