yeah that one

 

Sure, I'll snap some more pics when it quits raining

 

Shield phone with hand...or umbrella hat...snap pic. Easy!

 

I second elongated, Chris...I haven't shit in a round in a long time...but last time I was at my mom's house I really hated pissing on my balls (wasn't a problem when I moved out at 22...damn you gravity).

 

Yeah, having to move your balls to wipe is definitely not convenient

 

Is this why Brady is obsessed with soft, supple balls? The softer they are, the easier to move?

He needs to change toilets.

 

You're a front wiper? NOOOO, you're gonna give yourself an infection!

Yum...my neighbor's dog Brady? Now sure how you knew, but

 

You let your neighbor's dog play with your....

 

you don't? double

 

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no wonder that biatch hates you!

 

Hatters gonna hatt, nigga!

 

indeed, sir...indeed.

Plus, all the money saved on PB...will likely pay for your thieving yard job!

 

Got a quote from another friend who owns his own landscaping company whom I trust. Shit's about to get real!

 

why you ain't go to him to begin with, sucka!??!

you need a life coach. I'm not for hire.

 

Didn't realize he still owned his company, believe me, I've been kicking myself for months for not going to him instead. But he has given me great advice and counseling during this whole ordeal and now it looks like he's going to hopefully help and make it right

 

listen, the journey is part of it...
you enjoy this whole story you'll be able to tell. At the end of the day, it's money...and let's face it, money makes easy, it doesn't make happy. So fuck it...cost you some bucks to flush out a shitfuck...but in the end, you got a bro fixing it all and it'll be perfect and in the end, it won't be a bitter story.

Same with the SUV.

All tits bro...all tits...getting it right this time.

 

It's been a journey and a struggle, but I'm a tough son of a b*tch and I can handle it

 

Here you go Jason, I snapped a couple better pics for ya

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And here's the LED panel
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<p>damn Chris...that's cool!</p>

 

That is a really nice looking light. I had no idea it was LED. The bulb in my garage light is actually out so I would never need another which would be awesome.

 

 

Yeah man, it's awesome, and super bright. And the bugs seem to stay away from it for some reason which is also a plus

 

Are those some amberlamps?!

 

That's strange...that thing made of asbestos?

 

It's bronze

 

Ack, can you take a pic at night? Luv the fixture design

 

Sure, I posted this one on the last page but it's kind of blurry and I was tired. I will take a better one of the porch

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Chris, that picture sucks. Get some sleep, and take another.

 

nice non-amblerlamp

 

 

Okay, let's be honest...it's a lamp, there are 8 pictures of it...y'all mothertruckers already know whether or not you're gonna buy it anyway...let the guy catch a buzz and/or sleep in peace!

 

But since y'all bitches are so needy, I took more for ya
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Oh, and full disclaimer J, I was buzzed when I took these photos

 

your drunk shooting has improved!

 

I can't see it clearly. Can you take a few more pics from different angles?

 

OMG YASSS
MOAR PICS!

 

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Thanks for the better pictures Ack. That is one heck of a light. I think I am going to have to pick one of those up for over my garage. You get that at Home Depot or Lowe's?

Also can you take some more pictures from further away so I can get a sense of how big it is

 

Oh, it's big

 

that moulding around the front door needs some attention/caulking/paint.