Lol funniest meme ever. Laughed my ass off on this one

 

I prefer to buy private. That way I don't have to pay a shit ton in taxes on top of the price, there's generally more room to negotiate than with a dealer, plus, you can't trust a dealer anymore than a random stranger. Finance guys are fucking assholes who'll try suckering you into shit you don't need. Obviously not a problem if paying cash.

Best bet is if you find the right car being sold privately- ask to take it for an inspection. If the seller says no, walk away. If they agree, see what's wrong. Even those CPO cars can be dirty girls, but if you pay for an outside inspection, it more than likely is accurate.

Also, I dunno about down south, but here, an equivalent car is already at least 5-10% cheaper when sold private than it would be at a dealer. Yeah you can haggle a bit, but likely not much and by the end you're still paying more than private.

Personally, I fucking hate car dealerships. They smell of greedy, rotten shit even before you pull into their lot. They're all about making money- and lots of it- so they have their greasy tactics polished to perfection. Fuck them.

If they're asking 26 and you get them to 24, they're the ones still coming out on top, not you.

Also, wtf, you want a 3G TL, S2000 and now a Sorento? Make up your fucking mind!!

 

Yes flippy, you do get charged T&L on top of the 'sticker' price at dealers.

 

When you got cash to buy, it's tough to decide what to spend it on. It's also difficult to spend it at all. True story.

 

Hmmm...need to order my work phone so no out of pocket for me...S6 or S6 Edge...

 

if you constantly use your phone as a video source and turn it sideways to watch, your fingers will always touch the screen on the edge, as the screen on the edge is sensitive.
co-worker has the edge and hates it, said he should have gotten the regular s6

 

I appreciate that, Justin!

 

Happy Friday

 

TGIF!

 

Sh*t gets real when you come on the internet to get real world advice!

 

here's to hoping you dont have fat pudgey fingers that will screw with what you're watching or doing on the edge.


probably directed towards krava, but i digress

 

LOL...I'm following your advice, bruh. I already pocket dial and screen shot like crazy with the S4...adding 2 leading edges with shortcuts will fkng be horrible. I do have fat fingers and am using it for work so I need to be able to throw a robust case on it to protect it too...the edge is cute, and gimmicky, but gets worse reception supposedly...and once the novelty is over, I'm stuck with a phone I don't like maneuvering.

Honestly, if I didn't have to get a new phone/plan for work that they are paying for, I wouldn't even change phones even though I'm at the end of our 2 year plan.

S6 it is...SAY NO TO EDGE.

 

i didnt know we were still on the subject, i thought you had seen "Krava's" threads where he was asking for real life advice on the internet.

but i feel you, i dont think i would like the edge either

 

SAY YES TO PENIS IN ANUS

 

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssss

 

krava is a fucking trip.. he's like a glorious train wreck under a triple rainbow.. he's Azines fucking forrest gump.

 

he likes expensive things

 

not all the screws are threre, but through some twists in life caused by his idiosyncrasies, has somehow lived an interesting life.. only to end up driving an RLX and have AIDS from banging his childhood sweetheart who was a skank.

 

I passed a beautiful San Marino F10 M5 this morning..

He wrecked out coming off the ramp, single car accident, driver's side completely caved in. Sucks to suck. Should have bought a V.

 

like....How did he make it in life?

makes it seem like I shouldnt care either.

 

Did you guise get hit last night from the 500 mile radius storm front?

it made it to houston this morning.

 

Yeah, it tore through here around 2AM. It's still wet here but should be sunny today. I'm guessing the cock in the M5 thought it would be fine to screw around since it was clear. What a dildo. Should have enabled ESP.

 

 

Whoa whoa calm down there with the big words, did parasitius visit you last night?

Aw man. I've started seeing a few of those and they look sweet, but as all bimmers it's all douches driving them.

 

Your life would just go to the pits. You have to be idiosyncratic to fall into those circumstances. Watch.. that fucking dealer thread.. he's going to get an M3 out of it. We're going to be like.. wtfff?!?!

 

Krava is the porn guy?
I'll have to look up his threads!

 

He sent us a bunch of lame porn pics..

 

I was ready to pull a 30 secs....but instead i was greeted by a clown.

 

dat cucumber tho.. I know you was like... pre-pickle

 

at pre-pickle before, pickled after.

 

werd werd

 

Dammit...can't find my Justin pickle picture.

 

Good.

 

 

Shoulda looked in my pickle file!

 

Certain things cannot be unseen.

 

Maybe I should chop this with pickle girl

 

true story; a bunch of friends were over and some how the conversation about sucking dick came up.

i was eating pickles and some one tried to sneak attack a pic of me.....

i gave them what they wanted and turned around and said: WATCH THIS!

 

Plump lips makes it better.

 

When you stayed with me, I was rather impressed with your technique