I feel for the kids who get harassed! Because NO ONE makes these assumptions about me, ... even though they are true. I get away with it just BECOZ of my age. For example, I'll be 30 in 3 months... I still require me mum to pay 2 of my cc's (Amex and Amazon Visa), she has bought me almost all my clothes in my entire life (visiting home = getting me mum to take me to the mall so I can load up another year's worth of clothes), was kinda proud of myself the other weekend I went to the mall and bought a pair of jeans for myself FIRST TIME EVAh!, and also me mum has to pay my iPhone bill AT&T and only recently (past 1 year) stopped paying my car insurance and had me take it over (fine with me since I'm so old now it is like $29 month, well up to $39 when I went Corolla --> TL)

No speeding tickets in 15 years... and I'm hitting 100mph plus more than ever

Do you guys even look down the road if there is a cop hiding? Drove to NYC last weekend, and there were no less than 10 cops staking out spots on the way up -- most I have EVER seen in a trip in my life by a factor of 4. Ever single time my spider sense tingled and I slammed on the break to sail by at 65. Have never used a radar detector.

So guys.. It turns out I was slightly wrong about something. I have to retract a bit of the ferocity of my former comments.

I met this amazingly hot chick in Philippines... but she has this stupid heart tattoo on her chest above her boobs. I started mentioning tattoos, but tried not to offend her -- I said I hate to see them on a pretty girl, but on guys they're okay. Well she went off on a rant how badly she hates them and how sick it is for a girl to get one!!! She was REALLY drunk one night and since her best friend is a tattoo artist, this tattoo was done to her while she was unconscious!! WTF right? She wants to get it removed at the earliest possible date.

Tattoo = does not equal proof you're a low life degenerate. Some are done against a person's will!

Reminds me when I got in loads of trouble in 11th grade for accessing violent content. . . of people killing themselves with swords. The funny thing is that it was my PERSONAL WEBSITE and the photos were all photoshops of me stabbing myself with swords from my own sword collection (I had about 11 nice weapons I kept displayed on the mantel over the fireplace in my bedroom )

The worst part is ... had the explored my website a bit more, they would have found pictures of a lot of innocent girls from the school, in a very scary and stalker-esque fashion... I could have been in LOADS MORE trouble.

Is he really a sex offender?

I know this might make you guys think I'm a little bit not normal, but I have to say I kind of admire that - mostly just because I admire anyone who does something I cannot - I want to do something of that caliber but just don't have the balls to pull it off

Speaking of which...

Was in Thailand for Song Kran last week, now I have a HORRIBLE sore throat, guess what happens when you suck on something other than throat lozenges haha -- SO WORTH IT I've seen her on l***b**gold before so lol.

I can't believe no one here is asking the obvious question

WHY are Lambos so hard to drive, and why is that legal? Hello? You don't hear any stories about Acuras being crashed into guard rails on test drives killing all aboard. Hello? Class-action lawsuit anyone? Lambo gets off scott-free, while Apple loses billions due to law-suits about in app purchases. Just goes to show the hypocrisy and idiocy of America, favored companies get a 'that's life' pass, and hated companies like Apple & McDonalds get sued for allowing you to scratch your ass or burn your hand on coffee.

I'm on an island. Island of safety. Austin = bastion of liberalism amidst a state filled with cowboys and bars with signs "No Niggers Allowed" (in 2014)... in other words, tranny protectors

Reminds me!!! Check out the A-list porn star tranny I got to bang in a hotel down the street last month for just TWO roses. Texas ROCKS! That's right, I had Jane Marie all to myself for an hour baby! Don't believe me (Sucklacc) just look at her regular tour, she comes to Austin bi-monthly. Image: