Majofo

So underrated..

UlsterBoy13

My buddy told me to watch Sicario....said it had a strong Heat vibe to it with some bad ass shooting.

Majofo

Sicario sucks ass.. I hate the fuck out of it.. only quality scene is the dinner table scene.. no spoilers fuccbois

Majofo

Even the border shootout is pussyboi shiett.. if a Cartel set that up.. that whole mother fucker would be in a blaze.
Amateur 1% cuck status

Majofo

Emily Blunt's character was so bad.. I actually hate her as an actress for portraying such a pussy cunt

Majofo

Sicario Del Toro was good though.. could have been a little colder, more silent type.. but good enough

Oh Sickest TL

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I just watched Dead Prez last week Gfs never seen it, she liked it. Im always pulling out the 90s movies lol

UlsterBoy13

Well im looking forward to my 3 favorite Xmas movies to watch, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Die Hard and Lethal Weapon....all legitimate Christmas movies!

UlsterBoy13

Tried convincing my wife Predator was a Christmas movie too but that one is harder to justify.....

thoiboi

Del Toro killed it (pun intended) in Sicario, i really really liked his character there, and overall as an actor as well.. Blunt's definitely left a lot to be desired.

thoiboi

I've heard great things about Blunt in The Girl on the Train though... does that make up for it?

Majofo

She looks like Kristin Wiig to me.. so I can't take her serious at times..

My fav movie of hers was Edge of Tomorrow..

UlsterBoy13

Edge of tomorrow was great....apparently the sequel is starting production soon.

thoiboi

what the.. she's way prettier than Wiig!! Plus less funny too!!!


Plus she's married to Jim Halpert

Majofo

All white people look the same to me

UlsterBoy13

reported

Majofo

Which one of you sick fuccs is an outie.. don't lie!
I'm not talking.. you got so fat it turned into an outie.. or this dude proded your butt so hard it became an outie.. but born an outie..
Come on.. Don't lie!!!

thoiboi

nope still an innie!!!

Majofo

I heard that if you get your butt sucked hard enough.. it'll go innie.. #facts

UlsterBoy13

until u get preggers Jawknee

thoiboi

Taking pre-orders?


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thoiboi

I'm sterile but thanks for reminding me asshat...

Majofo

you can't get preggers swallowing

unless some crazy ex stabs you in the stomach so deep it goes to your uterus

true story.. Africa.. Majofo

Majofo

My doctor homie bff told me about this genetic condition that you born a hot fire ass babe.. but really a dude.. you don't even know.
I'm talking vagina.. but no uterus, pair of balls don't descend, in groin area.

So if there is some dude with a trophy model chick who can't have kids.. prolly a dude.
It's called AIS (androgen insensitivity syndrome).. it's fuckked up.. look it up.



Most doctors are like.. you are infertile and have a growth (testicles) that needs to be removed bc could turn cancerous.
They don't say.. you're a dude.. bro, deal with it.. your wife is a dude, you gay.
Not sure why.. I guess they think it'll hurt the relationship..

Majofo

So if you with a chick.. and she has soft ass skin
Perfect tits.. tall.. long legs.. stout bone structure
Pussy that fits like a glove..
Like it's your dick but inverted..
It is a dick that is inverted
Sleep on that cuhh...

Majofo

just stick with ass.. the other brown meat.

cu2wagon

But still, DMHS?

Majofo

I mean.. what if it's other than human.. still count?

thoiboi

If the person sucking my dix has a dix, am I gay?

Majofo

not unless you want their meat in your mouth too or mutual sucking a la 69.. otherwise.. as a general rule, if you ain't the one suckin or catchin.. you ain't gay
you be suckin a lot tho.. so def gay

Majofo

I love our inclusive community here.. :gheyhug:

I could really go for shabu shabu... Mmmm...

thoiboi

mmm... shabu sounds good.. i may have to go grab some when i get home tomorrow evening..

Majofo

Everyone stay warm.. this cold front no joke.. might be a high of 69F in Florida tomorrow..

Majofo

I hope everyone alive.. J hasn't whored today..

rockstar143

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Had our anal Holiday team building meeting at a go-kart place today. What a blast!

Heat, I worked in the theater at the time when it came out, watched it on the big screen probably 10 times.
Braveheart too, but different shooting scene since their guns were swords.
Fuckin' Seven too...what a great damn movie...saw all of those a bunch.
Johnny Mnemonic anyone?
Mortal Kombat and Batman forever too....we used to have fake battles with our little broom handles and dust pans...
One time, in an epic win I launched my broom at the screen after last show and it put a huge hole in it. "not sure boss...damn hooligans, I guess...I'll go look for evidence!"

Man, it was fun to be a kid.

Ever see a movie called Amores Peros?

Also, favorite movie has always been Point Break...
so much so, that I've refused to watch the new one.
Too many things I love in it...skydiving, Cali, bank robbery, RHCP, Surfing, Swayze
Fucking love that movie.

polobunny

His fucking problem that it took him 9 hours to get the crank pulley bolt unstuck my man, not mine.

You quote me X for a job, you better do that job. Then when I give you the whole amount thinking the whole job is done but after that you hand me my thermostat saying you didn't get time to do it, that's just dishonest and you're trying to make some money for the time you lost fucking around. He fully knew I wouldn't agree to giving him 350 without the thermostat installed, that's why he pulled that shit on me.


Next week (if weather permits) he's putting the thermostat on free of charge, it's what we agreed upon as a resolution.
I'd do it myself but I absolutely cannot wrench on the car in the building I live in. Signed papers and shit that says I wouldn't, plus there'd be coolant spilling when I pulled the thermostat & case off. It's shit cause that's a 1 hour job at best.


For what it's worth, he quoted me 200 for TB job + thermostat, all parts supplied by me obvs. I asked him if he could do spark plugs on top, he said 350 (which is quite a weird pricing scheme if you ask me, the spark plugs take an hour, they're just annoying in the back) but I agreed to that cause I need to get it done anyway.

polobunny

Oh and the TB was due... teeth are fine but the backside started showing some cracks in the rubber. Nothing crazy, but should prob been done before the 105k mark. Livin' on the edge

rockstar143

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I guess...
doesn't seem like he was being slick, to me.

I did a valve adjustment at the same time, so mine was a given, but to be able to move the engine around to TDC a few times to confirm your marks line up, don't your plugs have to be pulled out anyway to avoid compression fighting you? If so, why would he even charge you more for the plugs?

FWIW, the thermostat was the one thing I did that made me feel like I shouldn't have...original tstat seemed a lot more "beefy" than the one I put in and the hoses and og tstat were fine. I'd skip that unless you have an overheating problem down the line. In which case you'll be able to address without catastrophic event since you'll know what it was.

Okay, for the extra 150 for plugs...I'm with you, fuck that guy.

polobunny

I don't know man, would you quote someone, take their money, then tell them "Oh btw I didn't do what you asked for"?


And yeah I've been toying with the idea of just saying "fuck it" and keeping the thermostat there until later. It works just fine now, and I could probably wrench on my car for 1 hour somewhere in a Canadian Tire (think autozone) parking lot this summer to do it.

Edit: Removing spark plugs isn't necessary but it helps. So he prob would have done it anyway? I unno man, this shit weird.

Oh Sickest TL

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right after we watch dead presidents I think it was the next night or night after we watched se7en. Fuck what a crazy movie. We watched the negotiator the other night too. Fuck yea to the 90s

Naturally, the gf fell asleep during them all, meanwhile I'm glued to the TV, like did you just see that babe ?!!?