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Old 12-02-2016, 07:07 AM
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I just did...
Mom stayed with us for a few days...cooked some tuna burgers and salad last night...fucking yum!
They don't make them like that anymore...

I usually have a lid that's sturdy enough to put a 2" wide hole in the top so that I can tilt the can over and get just one dick at a time without losing too much of the pineapple juice they are marinating in.
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I'm poopin.
I'm on my way to do that too. But first I have to to take a shot of ACV...
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I just did.
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Morning all. Anyone here ever driven a 2008-2011 C63AMG?
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Walter, Sir.
Thank you for your service.
Hope you grabbed em all by the pussy! It's your right now, you know!
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Get one!!!!!!

majofo has! and franchies has!
i think both were looking to buy.

but then maj settled for the CTSV
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Old 12-02-2016, 08:41 AM
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Shots fired! SETTLED!!!?!?! One does not SETTLE on a CTS-V...one gets BLESSED with one!

I can't recall why he opted out of the Merc...I know the Vanos was what turned him away from the M5 or whatever Beamer he was looking for.
Plus, we all know what he really wanted was an S5 but he's really not rlxelite enough.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Walter, Sir.
Thank you for your service.
Hope you grabbed em all by the pussy! It's your right now, you know!
Lol dont thank me, I am no hero..and what do you mean "now"? Were we not supposed to be grabbing them before?..I've got some phone calls to make

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Get one!!!!!!

majofo has! and franchies has!
i think both were looking to buy.

but then maj settled for the CTSV
I am seriously considering it but it would mean selling the TL
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you won't miss it
grab away!
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Well damn..I guess I will get serious about my search. My wife says she didn't miss you all talking me into stuff lol
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She said she didn't miss you either cause we were here to keep her company and out of trouble
You sir, are welcome.

Seriously though...for the first few weeks I missed the TL because let's face it...8 years of driving one. Then it faded...then the V was down for a week getting wheels redone and MAN did that hit home how much I love that car. Now, the only thing I miss about the TL is my lack of car payment and familiarity with the platform!
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rough night with 2 sick kids and at 4 am i looked at phone and was like "why is there an alarm set, its saturday!"

woke up late to my phone going off with emails.....it isnt Saturday
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Old 12-02-2016, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Techneecs
Morning all. Anyone here ever driven a 2008-2011 C63AMG?
Me.. It's fucking awesome except the bolsters on the seat are super uncomfortable.. unless you're a super skinny twerp, I doubt it.. Get sum!!!
Anyways.. don't fuck with a 2008 - 2010 AMG unless it's had the head bolts / studs replaced.. ARP studs, new bolts from AMG.

The top of the bolts have sheared, bricking the engine, and it costs 25k to get a new engine.
They won't repair it, and the tool to rehone the 63 is expensive and exclusive to 63 engine which seems asinine, not many shops carries them.

Other than that.. it seems to be a fucking wicked pissahhh.. I was about to pull the trigger on one before getting the V.
One day I might still get one.

It's also fucking tiny, but leg space isn't that bad in the back. I sat in the front.. then sat in the back without adjusting position and it was comfortable.
I'm not a fucking giraffe like Taco, but I'm tallish.
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:01 AM
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I didn't settle on the V.. the V spoke to me.. held me in it's warm embrace.
I stroked it a long time.. in and out.. fast and slow.. it was the perfect fit.
I erupted several times.. I love it.
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Techneecs
I am seriously considering it but it would mean selling the TL
You'll miss the TL regardless of what car you upgrade to. The TL is pretty balanced.

The V is fucking numb I tell you.
It's a cruiser and effortless to push the throttle a little and wonder why the fuck you're zooming away from everybody like they slammed on their brakes..
......oh you're going 120 fucking miles per hour... me. this. morning.

The 63 is not as numb.. it's not more hellacious than the V, but you know you're going fast.
It's also tail happy, but moreso from the shorter wheel base, which probably requires more effort to correct.
Fucking look at the V wrong and it will toss your salad... but one handed.

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Old 12-02-2016, 10:11 AM
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That's what I'm talkin about...

and if anyone is near SD...
if I wasn't hellbent on Wagon...
Fuhhhh

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J misses working on the J

I text him with my exploits.. keep him motor(boat)ing along.
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forty fucking thousand dollars for a first year V2 only because it has less than 5k miles.. you really aren't good at this are you J..
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That is certainly true...
I miss KNOWING a car...I'd be super confident buying just about any unfucked with 3G with a 6MT.
Happened upon some pics in my photocumbucket that made me miss the black TL a bit.
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:15 AM
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let me moisten your dick teendick

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but no swamp ass and a 6mt broooo!!!!
no, I'm bad at this

Not really...you know damned well you were high fiving the fuck out of my deal! that you pretty much found me...only person that I think did better was andrew but only because I love the WDT.
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by UlsterBoy13
rough night with 2 sick kids and at 4 am i looked at phone and was like "why is there an alarm set, its saturday!"

woke up late to my phone going off with emails.....it isnt Saturday
That rude surprise. Grab this week by the pussy and make today a Saturday.
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Hey, tech1600, thank you for your service.
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why are we thanking teendick for servicing us? Isn't that his (blow/hand/) job?


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but no swamp ass and a 6mt broooo!!!!
no, I'm bad at this

Not really...you know damned well you were high fiving the fuck out of my deal! that you pretty much found me...only person that I think did better was andrew but only because I love the WDT.
overrated.. your deal better..
When I see a white car, I don't think demon spawn ready to rape all souls.. nahmean????
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demon spawn should have swamp ass too!
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why are we thanking teendick for servicing us? Isn't that his (blow/hand/) job?


You are so inconsiderate.
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
overrated.. your deal better..
When I see a white car, I don't think demon spawn ready to rape all souls.. nahmean????
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demon spawn should have swamp ass too!
Right you are, on both counts, my friend...
I was thinking about that...whenever I see cool cars and the owner picked black i'm like...why...but then when I really look at them, black does feel evil to me.


ok...reported.
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She said she didn't miss you either cause we were here to keep her company and out of trouble
You sir, are welcome.

Seriously though...for the first few weeks I missed the TL because let's face it...8 years of driving one. Then it faded...then the V was down for a week getting wheels redone and MAN did that hit home how much I love that car. Now, the only thing I miss about the TL is my lack of car payment and familiarity with the platform!
I love the TL and drove it on the way home from the airport. The next day, I drove my G37x for the first time since getting the TL and holy shit I forgot what 300+ hp felt like. It was like night and day and now I have a itch that needs scratchin

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Me.. It's fucking awesome except the bolsters on the seat are super uncomfortable.. unless you're a super skinny twerp, I doubt it.. Get sum!!!
Anyways.. don't fuck with a 2008 - 2010 AMG unless it's had the head bolts / studs replaced.. ARP studs, new bolts from AMG.

The top of the bolts have sheared, bricking the engine, and it costs 25k to get a new engine.
They won't repair it, and the tool to rehone the 63 is expensive and exclusive to 63 engine which seems asinine, not many shops carries them.

Other than that.. it seems to be a fucking wicked pissahhh.. I was about to pull the trigger on one before getting the V.
One day I might still get one.

It's also fucking tiny, but leg space isn't that bad in the back. I sat in the front.. then sat in the back without adjusting position and it was comfortable.
I'm not a fucking giraffe like Taco, but I'm tallish.
I'm 6'2 214, so not too skinny but still pretty skinny and good look on the 2008-2010. I'll make sure to ask about that because that's the years that are in my price range right now.
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Call Justn, he knows all about itching and scratching.
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So my barber is at the hospital, he got hurt or some shit, I'm like bro, so can you like still line me up...
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I had some weird dreams last night. For some reason, right now, I'm having cravings for a hotdog.


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That was a pretty good beer. I lay down for a couple minutes with WagonJr when he was going to bed. And passed out.
So you're saying WagonJr finished off the bottle.. tucked you in.. and had night terrors.
But you were too deep into fuck joe dreams of weiners..
Sounds like a Monday night at my house.
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alright fuckers.. have a great day.. need to finish some stuff up.
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if budget dicktastes that you have to get the years majofo is saying avoid...
SERIOUSLY look at the V. If power is what you crave, and 300 ft/lb made you hard...the V will make you explode upward...right onto your own face.
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So my barber is at the hospital, he got hurt or some shit, I'm like bro, so can you like still line me up...
Yo me too! My barber has sickle cell and is frequently in the ER..I wolfed for 5 weeks because I don't trust anyone else in that shop
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how inconsiderate of them to get sick at a time of such dire need
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LOL....
and THAT, is why all barbers eventually treat you like they are your doctor...making you wait and shit.
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Yo me too! My barber has sickle cell and is frequently in the ER..I wolfed for 5 weeks because I don't trust anyone else in that shop
If "wolfing" means what I think it means, thank you for your service.
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how inconsiderate of them to get sick at a time of such dire need


But never fear, I always have a back up barber, and he is available today.
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