Pretty sure moose will get him killed.


All aboard the moooooose train!






So anybody got good shit for black friday/cyber monday? Bought another breaker bar cause why not it was cheap, some more microfibers, 16' powercord extensions and winter is coming. #hoarder

 

My wife bought some shit. I don't know what, didn't ask. It was part of the black friday deal but it wasn't on black friday but I bought Nba 2k16 for Ps4..

Went to Lowes and Home Depot last Friday, nothing I wanted.

 

y'all like sleep?
have kids!


yay, I get all the posts!

 

What's sleep?

I haven't slept in past 6:30 since October 2013.

 

I get 4 hours of sleep a night...

 

Aw, did someone not get their mommy's milk this morning for breakfast?

 

Please... we all know she won't even be allowed to have her first boyfriend until she's 35. Or else Papa J's shotgun is coming out of storage...

 

bro...she can date earlier. but not boys.
currently on craigslist looking for subi foresters!

 

Just old creepy men? Or you want her to swing the other way?

Get a forester XT with a manual! I love those things!!!

 

you're the one that's wrong in every single post.

 

j getting one for all that inclement weather coming to FL..


I'm considering one too.. CA dipped down to low 50's... I think we're in for a cold one

 

and you're the internet professional. you've been wrong enough, but I don't bother pointing it out, because like they say, you can't win arguing with an idiot.

Just because you end up being the loudest, doesn't mean you're right.

 

Justin lives wrong...he's embraced it. That's how he's become impervious to it!

 

you're the one turning it into a pissing match.

"shows what you know "

that was a joke hence the smiley face. or emoticon to show that I was joking.

YOU totally took it the wrong way.

 

i'm all smiles, man. gtfo with the negativity.

 

Morning. I love re-org meetings.

 

its like, fine...i give you that you have dry humour.
but dont bring negativity into something that Im making light of.

 

canadiens, amirite?

 

It's been pointed out that you've been an angry crab as of late.. for like the last 2+ weeks. How am I to know you're smiling today? It's like texting- the demeanor you think is being put forth isn't always received the same way. also isn't the same as

Plus, pissing matches are always fun. But only if the streams cross.

 

and with that, I'll see myself out.

 

All I wanted was to have some delicious crab cakes

 

Justin...post a picture of your turkey! That'll brighten everyone's day!

 

Whoa...some tension in here.


Can you folks e-hug it out...? Otherwise, Maj may have to do something salad/pee-pee/bumhole related or whatever or something.

 

XT manual yeaaaaah! Only 5 speed manual but then you swap the turbo and haul kids like a mofo. You'll be the coolest.

 

The e-bj button is broken man.

 

soory button!

 

Only if you set your location to Canuckistan.

 

I think the soory button would be a valuable asset...

 

Naw, just some toe stepping. It's no fun if everyone always plays nice. And that's when Majofo busts through the door and lays a smack down on us. (And by "us", I mean "Canadians" )

Like Spacecadet says- we give up too easy

 

I'm late on my high school bully lunch money payments and I'm scared he's gonna find me on facebook. Wat do?

 

Bruh, it's 29 here. Bitches still wearing yoga pants and uggs.

 

Just realized next year is leap year.

Fucked up my xmas plans next year. Had a ninja thinking Christmas was on a Saturday.

 

Can't take 26th off?

 

Put money in anus. Tell bully to get it with his tongue.

 

That's how it all started though. :/

 

What are you planning for next year already? Trip somewhere?

 

Ok, plan B:

Tell bully you only have a credit card. Give it to him. Then report it stolen. Follow him when he goes to use it. Call police. bully!!

 

Is that why the Oilers are...the...Oilers...?


OMG, Taco...you now have stumbled upon why they are eternally of the suck!

 

But who will tongue my bunghole then??

 

We get the 26th, if a holiday falls on a Sunday we get the following Monday off. If it falls on a Saturday we get a holiday credit.

Gubermint.

Yes, Disneyland/world one of the two.