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Can't fuck a bunch of assholes without seeing a few ballsacks.
Not true.
I've been nailing P'dik's mom and sister in the ass for awhile now (sometimes both at the same time, pretty much always ATM). I've never seen a ballsack, other than mine, that is.
I've been nailing P'dik's mom and sister in the ass for awhile now (sometimes both at the same time, pretty much always ATM). I've never seen a ballsack, other than mine, that is.
I think you had too many wine coolers, this was P diddly himself.
Originally Posted by TacoBello
Well yes and no. Dirty daddy for putting the G spot deep in the anus. Opposite of dirty daddy because he says "don't go there!"
God: Sodomy is a sin!
*put's g-spot in man's anus*
Well.. the perspective is watered down to anal sex. But the story is about the men of Sodom (young and old) who came to rape two angels (innocent men) staying with Lot.
Lot was like no, rape my virgin daughters instead, the men said.. get out of our way or we'll gang rape the shit out of you first. We want innocent man ass, but we'll run through your weathered butthole if you don't move.
Angels save Lot and Fam, blinds rapist crowd, escape. Sodom is destroyed following day because rapists cunts thirsty for innocent man ass. They let Lot escape to small neighbor village, where his daughters get him drunk and rape him, unknowing to Lot, so they can get pregnant and carry on his seed, which they do.
The End.
So really.. Anal sex isn't condemned.. Getting all your men friends from the village to rape some sweet innocent man ass is. Moral of the story, never turn down a man offering his sweet virgin daughter's ass, otherwise you'll be blinded, killed, and sweet virgin daughter's ass will get rekt by their father's pole instead, butt he be like.. idoeno.
Quebec is like Florida right now. Minus the heat. But with more crazies.
Shiiiiet, we're getting dumped on today and tonight. They're saying up to 20 cm by the time it's done.
Plus, it was +1C earlier, so you know, the first 2 cm melted nicely and now froze over, leaving a super awesome layer of ice, below 6 inches of loose snow
It's getting pretty rough down here in swampland too. We had a deep freeze last night and I woke up to this. Not sure about the metric conversion, but I think it's like 84cm or something.
Had to wear a long sleeve shirt today too. No joke, today . So I know exactly what you guys are going through up there in Canuckistan.
Shiiiiet, we're getting dumped on today and tonight. They're saying up to 20 cm by the time it's done.
Plus, it was +1C earlier, so you know, the first 2 cm melted nicely and now froze over, leaving a super awesome layer of ice, below 6 inches of loose snow
I talked too quickly, that white shit is here too.
and it's not just Canada and the Northeast getting it, either...today, I had to swap from flip flops to my new balance. I'm really hoping it'll warm up by mid day.
Shiiiiiet, driving to my course this morning. Normally takes about 40 minutes to get to it. Ive been on the road for 65 minutes now and I'm not even halfway there yet
and it's not just Canada and the Northeast getting it, either...today, I had to swap from flip flops to my new balance. I'm really hoping it'll warm up by mid day.
Ugh, the bitterness, right?
I've been *gasp* wearing socks for the last two days!!!
When will this nightmare weather give up? Please, it's too much...
11-23-2015, 01:09 PM
How y'all doin?