cu2wagon

Interested in buying a set of Venturi's? My boss ordered too many and it's too much to take them back to the warehouse so he said to just sell them in this parking lot...




I'd even be willing to meat you in a dark alley if you're interested.

thoiboi

Morning all

cu2wagon

That was a quiet 15 hours. I thought you all got

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

^some of us have lives, cu2.

thoiboi

you're not talking about me huh..

cu2wagon

polobunny

Yeah! Make him believe we do man! That'll show him.






There was a nice thunderstorm last night. Lightning! Thunder!
My downstairs neighbors were fighting and the cops got called by another renter in the building.

Majofo

can't eButt lick all day..

Franchise1124

Morning all

thoiboi

I'm nerding out that we're on the leet page of this thread already (1337)

Franchise1124

Page 244 for me

Majofo

Mornin'

polobunny

You mean a l33t number of posts with another number added, right? RIGHT?





Brother trying to match me with his new girlfriend friend by planning something with all 4 of us and saying he ain't trying to match me. Err no. She's something special. Cool for her if she got the hots for me but it ain't reciprocal.

thoiboi

oh.. i was on the mobile app.

Majofo

Apparently ladiboi has his settings at 10 posts / page

Majofo

you know how we know you're gay?

thoiboi

I was taking a shit

cu2wagon

Maybe she can't fit in a rowboat?

Majofo

:pb:

Justn be like.. times up casanever..

polobunny

Because I ain't taking the wingman job?
Fuck that shit, even my brother girlfriend who's her friend says she's special. Saw her last Thursday, she looks like a dyke.

polobunny

She can fit in a rowboat. Still not into girls wearing flannel shirts acting like bros.

Majofo

get yer dick wet bruh.. be a bro.

polobunny

Got no problem with that, just not with her. Job is taken by another girl for the moment anyway. Ain't got time to manage more than one fling.

Majofo

amateur

Franchise1124

You should be able to distribute that 13 seconds evenly amongst more than one shareholder, pb.

Majofo

Recently found out about two shows.. new to me.

R U Faster Than a Redneck

How to make it in America (cancelled, but getting cult following.. love this show)

Majofo

How to make it.. is like a guys version of Broad City, which is also fucking fantastic.

Majofo

polobunny

Problem is travel time. I'm thinking of lining them up to minimize overhead. I should be able to do all of them under a minute.

I've watched a few of R U Faster Than a Redneck, it's pretty weird. Some of the guys...

Majofo

:pb:

They're rednecks.. they're not weird, quite the opposite.

polobunny

You're probably more used to dealing with them than I am.


Some of the races are interesting to say the least. One redneck slams into a guy with a bimmer in one of the episodes.

thoiboi

I see what you did there..

Majofo

:pb:

Are you new to racing? That fucktard cut his line. The camaro had the inside line and dickburner hit the apex. That's not how you fucking race on a road course.

polobunny

My double entendre game so strong I don't even realize it.

polobunny

No, I am not new to racing. I don't recall the episode very well though. Don't let your redneck side come out Maj.

Majofo

3:05.. introduces douche before dbag bmw owner smashes camaro.

Majofo

Then you're just a dumb bunny. :pb:

@3:54 for redneck's response

polobunny

blah blah. Don't need to be condescending.


Watched the video and yeah pretty clear the bimmer owner cuts the line.

Majofo

I didn't create the dumb bunny line..

That's what you call pulling an Ayrton.. Good thing Prost wasn't a French Redneck..

thoiboi

You new here PB? That's typical Maj behavior! You've been hanging around the RLX guys too much





Didn't we all know BMW drivers were already pricks and douchebags here.. nothing new