thoiboi

Iuno guys.. .He had this one when I saw him this weekend...

TacoBello

I've come up with a brilliant money making scheme.

I'll offer high interest loans to people with bad credit. To fund those loans, I'll take out personal loans at a lower interest rate. Then I'll sit back and relax, while those with poor credit pay me- I plan to be rich within 34.5 years.

TacoBello

Coins eh? Is that what he calls them now?

Majofo

cu2wagon

One better: don't take personal loans. Instead, offer 10% returns on "investments" by GTR owners. Take their money and loan it at greater than 10%.

Its not a pyramid scheme, its a triangle, see?

thoiboi

reminds me of that

polobunny

Pyramid schemes work when you're at the top.

TacoBello

I prefer to be on the bottom

TacoBello

You're just jealous of my money making prowess

I'll be rich, I say. Rich!!!

cu2wagon

That reminds me...

You all seem pretty cool so I wanted to invite you to join my exclusive "social club".

It's definitely not a cult. we have free haircuts. You will need to buy your own tracksuit but entrance to the big once a decade koolaid party is free.

PM me for details.

PS. Not a cult.

thoiboi

I don't like the term pyramid scheme.. i prefer the term Multi Level marketing

Franchise1124

In for description, color, and brand of tracksuit. Puma or Adidas in the colors of the Jamaican flag and I'm in.

Guy at my gym tried to get me to join one last week. That DreamTrips "You Should Be Here" travel club BS.

polobunny

As long as you call it cu2Wagon Investement Securities LLC, it's going to be a hit!
Securing your financial assets through proper investing! I just started something that will make me rich, it's known as Kubus, look it up!

thoiboi

I almost got sucked in when i was a senior in HS about to graduate... USANA...

I had a friend that ultimately followed through with it and ended up alienating himself from all his friends...

thoiboi

You and your damn investors, Frantz included.. eff that


My Nigerian uncle just died and I got a couple million dollars coming in the mail soon.. Just sent them my bank account, SSN and a few thousand bucks to cover the transaction..

$5,000 for $50,000,000 inheritance?!
Best Return of Investment. EVER.

Majofo

What are you talking about??? Getting sucked in HS by your friend and alienating everyone???

thoiboi

Meanwhile:

TSX doing some STUPID ass SHIT

https://acurazine.com/forums/problem...cement-932069/

thoiboi

LMAOOO damnit Maj, why you twist my words around like that..





But that did happen with a different friend...

polobunny

He was probably putting regular.

cu2wagon

Regular is fine in the TSX. I mean, it's not a RLX or anything... RLX requires 50/50 mix of 98 octaint and virgin blood. Or so I hear.

Majofo

I'm going to rape the fuck out of you.

Franchise1124

:pb:

Is pb the new JJH?

thoiboi

Not sure why I got such a hoot out of this...




Probably because I'd secretly enjoy it and then it'd mean I'd meat Maj in person

TacoBello

It's not "meeting in person" if you have a blindfold on and he's behind you.

cu2wagon

Oh! I got this!

It's "meating in person"?

Yeah?

cu2wagon

because the meat is in the person.

TacoBello

I'll only sign up if you promise we all get to drink the same color Kool-Aid by the end of the first week. While wearing our matching track suits. And our matching hair cuts.

cu2wagon

PM me. It doesn't *quite* work that way...

Koolaide day is in April 2020 (TBD exactly) when 210P/Christensen is nearest to Earth but least bright in the sky. I can explain more later...

Rest assured though, we'll all have matching track suits (brown velour) and fresh haircuts. This is totally not a cult.

thoiboi

notbad.jpg culowagon...

polobunny

Ha I love the feel of velour on my shaved legs.

Majofo

Jamie's 08 TL

Congrats on meeting J, Johnny. Did you ride in either of his cars? I'd be lying if I said I'm not jealous.

cu2wagon

El Oh Effing El at culowagon. You have no idea how appropriate that is.

Eh, maybe you do!

thoiboi

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...






No rides, weather wasn't too cooperative.. so just met at the park and chewed the fat with a couple gents. it was really great! I plan on going back though, he's a great guy that J

Jamie's 08 TL

I can tell he's a stand up guy just from talking to him on AZ. Not that I don't think you all are great! :gheyhug: I have a feeling Maj and I would get into some real trouble if we went out one night. Hell, if all of us went out, we'd probably end up in jail.

cu2wagon

Not even a US jail. Probably end up in some Thailand jail. Because, you know, reasons...

polobunny

Tranny children traffic?

Jamie's 08 TL

Wake up with Mike Tyson's tiger in the bathroom.

thoiboi

And cactuses in our buttes...

polobunny

#!@% god dammit people are stupid


I just want to punch people at work today. Clients and colleagues. That is all.