TacoBello

I do 55 in 62 zones

Mizouse

Same here. No tickets ever for me. I drive like a grandpa.

Only time I've ever gotten pulled over was when the 3G TL was new and I wasn't running any plates.

polobunny

Sometimes I do that, usually to annoy some tailgater.

polobunny

I got a few parking tickets, because fuck Montreal, but the only time I got a different ticket I forgot to pay my plates. I moved places during August and I was supposed to get my renewal notice (need to renew in September) for them.
Made sure my mail was being redirected, girl at the postal office was a newbie and made it wrong. Few days later someone from postal office calls me and I refill the mail forwarding paper, but those few days left a gap where I didn't get my mail redirected... Forgot about my plates renewal until I got pulled over. $444 ticket. Ouch.

thoiboi

as long as you're not in the fast lane while doing that.. if you're doing under speed limit in the fast lane, you sir are a douchebag.

:pb:

polobunny

lol don't worry, I get angry when people do that shit, I wouldn't do it. People here have no fucking clue. You're doing 90mph, they're doing 75mph and they think they can be in the fast lane cause they're doing faster than the other lane.

Mizouse

Some idiot in an F80 M3 tried to race me.

What an idiot, that guy has like 65% more HP than me.

I didn't even bother

polobunny

Oh yeah! There was a white one at the car show at the speed shop I stopped at after buying my ATF. Should have took a picture with the racing boobies hunched over but the car had me going more. Real nice stuff. Got a lug nut replacement in the mean time, which I torqued like an infant just so I wouldn't destroy it just in case....

Mizouse

Yea it was a white M3 too looks nice

Majofo

polobunny

Too much money for me though.
They had a GT-R in white, that M3 in white, a Nascar (I think?), a GC SRT8 in black, a very nice Integra in black and a few other cars. Didn't really stop to watch though. One of the girls tried to hand me over some pamphlet thing about MAD DEAL ON WHEELZ YO but I know better than to show interest when I'm just there to get some free lug nuts.

TacoBello

You could have beat him. If you had the right tires.

Majofo

65%.. you wish. He wasn't trying to race you, he just wanted to show you his CAWC.

thoiboi

But you're single doe pb...
GODDAMN IT YOU"RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT....


:pb:...

Mizouse

Bunch of car shows this past weekend in socal but was to lazy Togo

Majofo

:pb:

TacoBello

Csb

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

i had crawfish this weekend

polobunny

425hp no?
65% -> 276

Fuck that shit. Their shorts and tops were tight.. sure.. but I had some ATF flush and fill to do that day. Plus I was being followed by the manager, fucking tall black guy... like had to be 6'7" or some shit to go outside in the parts tent to get the lug nuts. No time, sorry ladies.

polobunny

It wouldn't be the same without the intricate details of my mundane life.

TacoBello

Csb

Mizouse

I don't have a type-s

258 x 1.65 = 425.7

TacoBello

258 > 425

thoiboi

Ahhhh.... gotcha.. apologies for assuming you swung that way


did you ? did he use wheel grease before inserting his extended stud ?

polobunny

But what about the torque!?




People are looking at me weird cause I fucking cackled at work behind my monitor. Have to pretend DNS server is being hilarious.

FamilyGuy

Lol doesn't work that way. 65% more power than him means HIS car + 65% more of HIS power = M3's power.

And he's about right for a base model TL:

(258hp x 0.65) + 258hp = 425.7hp

Edit: damn he beat me to it

polobunny

Yeah I realized that's what he meant after it was done.

TacoBello

:pb:

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

what the fk is a type s?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

oh that's one of those with the red gauges and 1 more hp?

thoiboi

those silly name records....


I'm in a meeting with a bunch of idiotic project managers who's more concerned about how our Excel spreadsheet is organized than the actual content of the work we're doing... I need a laugh. I try to time AZ laughs with their shitty jokes..

polobunny

I set myself up for that one.


Last friday I had to push some excel spreadsheet about my tasks. Boy did I need to make extra time to cover for AZ.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Yumcha

Back from -ing.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I opened up a bag of Party Size Lays potato chips.... It was pretty much air with about 75 chips..

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

bastards.

polobunny

Dill pickle?

Yumcha

That was like how I felt when I once bit into a Chips Ahoy! cookie without biting a chip. I felt ripped off.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

that's why you gotta oreo.

thoiboi

We never celebrated your 300K post Yummy! wonder what it was....


probably salad tossing related