polobunny

J&J has a nice ring to it. Will look real good on the wedding invitations.

Jamie's 08 TL

Lol.. Reminds me of an old store in Jackson, MS. in the ghetto called JnJ's.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

What you got?

Jamie's 08 TL

Whatever you like. Running low on Strawberry Jam though. I can get more.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

We have a JJ Fish and Chips out here....

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I used to work with a gay guy his name was John and his partners name was Jake. J&J...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

so when he said he was "smokin a J"...you had to ask for clarification then?

Jamie's 08 TL

We can make a new flavor jelly and call it J&J.

Jamie's 08 TL

Wonder where Taco is today.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Go gas up the van, fool...middle school is about to let out!

polobunny

Being pounded in the back/Driving a Miata.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

He's probably eating Jasmine.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I have nipples, Greg...can you milk me?

Majofo

you gay ninja

Jamie's 08 TL

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

This short term memory lost sucks!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Where is Yummy?

Playing with Taco? They've finally made up.

Majofo

my BIL at our wedding gave a speech at the reception talking about how I was the best bro he's ever known.. yada yada yada.
Then interjected that he's not gay (mom), he likes vagina, he wants a family, just cuz he's not settled doesn't mean he likes cock.

You honkey's don't understand the pressures of an Asian mom / family. The expectations for your ass to pound vaj and produce tons of kids is super high. In fact my wife's auntie and uncle saw me off at the airport years ago.. they yelled at me, don't comeback without a kid.

Flipster23

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Asians have high standards. Must have wife, must have kid, must be good with math.

Fuck that shit...

Jamie's 08 TL

Greg? That you Flipster?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Majofo

FFA.. pew pew

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I dated a chinese girl before. Her parents didn't like me. They told her in front of me, why you date black guy. Bitch look down, you will see why.

Then I messed with her sister, her parents wanted to kill me.

Majofo

You don't have to be good at math, you just have to be better than everyone else.

Majofo

Bruh.. Chinese chicks like BBC. For reals.

TacoBello

I enjoy your body more too

TacoBello

I was trying to lose the 08 TL that kept following me, taking pictures of me and staring at me with binoculars... took a long time, but I was finally able to shake the guy!

TacoBello

It's funny you say that- my black buddy just got engaged to his asian girl about a month ago. She's all about it

TacoBello

I wish. His bing hole is still sore though

thoiboi

Flippy is black?!
My reaction:

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I messed with this Asian girl... Tig o bitty Cindy. (don't know exactly if she was chinese, viet etc etc.) She had big boobs and a nice ass which is not very common for an asian girl. She bought me video games in High School. In return I gave her the D.... High School days was fun, minimum days, and able to go home early last period..

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I have stories for days about what the homies and I have done.

Went to the strip club when we turned 18 for a friend going to the military (going away party). Bitch came up, hit the pole, all of our eyes got big. Bitch went to HS with us. I don't know who was more embarrased.

polobunny

Owning Jordans doesn't make you husband material Flip.

polobunny

There's a gentlemen club on the south shore of Montreal where one of the girls from highschool dances. Weird times man, weird times. She's tiny too, like 5'1" 110" at best. Easy to carry.

Majofo

Embarrassed.. shit, I would have been sliding george washington past her pussy. I have several classmates that stripped out of HS, one while she was in HS. I was their pimp because I was the big bad defensive and offensive tackle. They asked me to come out and watch over them during sets. Back home, it was full nude.. put a dollar on the stage and they'll put the pussy in your face. Keep yo tongue in yo mouth! Some places were known for the girls grabbing some squid and stripping him naked, then grinding his meat bag with his tshirt over it.. yeah.

First girlfriend got in trouble because her dad was a commander on a support ship.. well his squids saw her and told pops... awwwwkward. Other chick's dad found out as well.. he was the head chaplin for the base.... suppppperrrr awwwwkward.

First chick is a mormon now.. wheirdh. Second chick went through some turbulant shit, including having her first husband killed by the cops over domestic shit. She has 5 kids by 3 guys. Her bro is polar opposite, still one of my good friends. He was always weirdh about her stint as a stripper.

Majofo

/cs

TacoBello

Why the hell would you be embarrassed? If she's willing to show it all, I'd be there, front and center. It's too bad you guys have dollar bills. It's dirty here- guys throw loonies at the girl's clam, spread wide open, as she makes her rounds. I actually hate strip clubs, but it was fun to go once in a blue moon at 18/19.


You didn't ask her out for "coffee" after? Tsk tsk...

thoiboi

pb: this guy selling his Tl-S sway bar and is in CT. maybe cheaper.. than me shipping

https://acurazine.com/forums/car-par...e-more-929965/

polobunny

Thanks for the heads up, guy won't ship to Canada though. Have you checked for shipping on yours?

Majofo

My brosef was taking premed and partnered with some asian chick. A little spinner type. She divulged that she was in the adult entertainment biz. His johnson exploded through his head, because he's awkward like that. Anyways, I popped his strip club cherry and what do you know, there she was. TX is less wild than back home but they'll still grind your meat, don't touch. She was good looking, but really average for most asian spinner types.

Anyways.. his dick super exploded past his head on that one. I told him to chill out, don't start a relationship in his head, buy her gifts and bullshit. It took him a while to get the infatuation fuck nut out, but he shook it. Funny thing is we went back to that club for his bachelor party and we had his brosef / classmate with us. He was like.. I went to HS with this girl.. and then I asked our bro.. isn't that the same chick, he was like.. you went to HS with her??!?!

His buddy was like.. I dated her for a few months, she's a bitch.
We bounced soon after because it was packed, went to some slum skrip joint til 4.. had all the ladies give our bro a lapdance. Even the chubby ones.