The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Trois)
04-28-2015, 12:19 PM
#9121
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Not yet 
didn't get a chance to swing by parents' home to grab the sway bar. I'll try and go by this weekend since i'll be in town for dad's bday.
didn't get a chance to swing by parents' home to grab the sway bar. I'll try and go by this weekend since i'll be in town for dad's bday.
04-28-2015, 12:19 PM
#9122
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My buddy also nailed one of the girls at a strip club. She picked him and took him to the back. He didn't pay or anything- she just wanted his BBC, lol. It worked well for him because she looked like his ideal girl- tiny brunette with glasses and big ol' titties.
04-28-2015, 12:20 PM
#9123
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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04-28-2015, 12:22 PM
#9128
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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I have a few friends that have dated strippers or banged them.. there's no end game. Also, if she's DTF at the club, not much different than a hooker right? Shiett. Don't do it.. keep the blood in the brain, have fun, don't spend all your money.
04-28-2015, 12:23 PM
#9129
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I used to work for a company that inspected storm and sanitary sewers in new construction areas, using cameras (they sanitary lines were still unused, lol). Anyway, the guy I worked with got called out to a strip club here in town because their toilets kept backing up. He put a snake cam in and surely enough the entire line was jammed with used rubbers 
I would have barfed and quit right there. Poor fucker had to pull the camera out still, by hand
I would have barfed and quit right there. Poor fucker had to pull the camera out still, by hand
04-28-2015, 12:24 PM
#9130
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04-28-2015, 12:25 PM
#9132
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04-28-2015, 12:26 PM
#9134
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My brosef's friend who dated teh skripper in HS.. at some point at said slum skrip joint was like... Should we get him a couple of prostitutes.. in a fucking straight face, like fo real. I was like nah.. wtf face.. He's happily married to some girl that is way too good for him.. bc Majofo looks after his ladyboys. 
That guy is also married now. He didn't invite me to his bachelor party because he probably expected hookers. Poor wife.
That guy is also married now. He didn't invite me to his bachelor party because he probably expected hookers. Poor wife.
04-28-2015, 12:27 PM
#9135
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04-28-2015, 12:28 PM
#9137
Registered Bunny
Why the hell would you be embarrassed? If she's willing to show it all, I'd be there, front and center. It's too bad you guys have dollar bills. It's dirty here- guys throw loonies at the girl's clam, spread wide open, as she makes her rounds. I actually hate strip clubs, but it was fun to go once in a blue moon at 18/19.
You didn't ask her out for "coffee" after? Tsk tsk...
You didn't ask her out for "coffee" after? Tsk tsk...
My brosef was taking premed and partnered with some asian chick. A little spinner type. She divulged that she was in the adult entertainment biz. His johnson exploded through his head, because he's awkward like that. Anyways, I popped his strip club cherry and what do you know, there she was. TX is less wild than back home but they'll still grind your meat, don't touch. She was good looking, but really average for most asian spinner types.
Anyways.. his dick super exploded past his head on that one. I told him to chill out, don't start a relationship in his head, buy her gifts and bullshit. It took him a while to get the infatuation fuck nut out, but he shook it. Funny thing is we went back to that club for his bachelor party and we had his brosef / classmate with us. He was like.. I went to HS with this girl.. and then I asked our bro.. isn't that the same chick, he was like.. you went to HS with her??!?!
His buddy was like.. I dated her for a few months, she's a bitch.
We bounced soon after because it was packed, went to some slum skrip joint til 4.. had all the ladies give our bro a lapdance. Even the chubby ones.
Anyways.. his dick super exploded past his head on that one. I told him to chill out, don't start a relationship in his head, buy her gifts and bullshit. It took him a while to get the infatuation fuck nut out, but he shook it. Funny thing is we went back to that club for his bachelor party and we had his brosef / classmate with us. He was like.. I went to HS with this girl.. and then I asked our bro.. isn't that the same chick, he was like.. you went to HS with her??!?!
His buddy was like.. I dated her for a few months, she's a bitch.
We bounced soon after because it was packed, went to some slum skrip joint til 4.. had all the ladies give our bro a lapdance. Even the chubby ones.
04-28-2015, 12:29 PM
#9138
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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It was free, but said bros weren't that great looking and I doubt they had dickgame. Butt for whatever reason, got topped in the back.
10
04-28-2015, 12:32 PM
#9143
Senior Moderator
It's 10. Unless 2(3) is 2/3 which google may have misrepresented
36 / 2/3 = 54 + 4 = 58
EDIT: Google interprets it like this : (((6^2) / 2) * 3) + 4 =
that's why 58
36 / 2/3 = 54 + 4 = 58
EDIT: Google interprets it like this : (((6^2) / 2) * 3) + 4 =
that's why 58
04-28-2015, 12:33 PM
#9145
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04-28-2015, 12:39 PM
#9150
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What the fuck would you guys do without the Canadiens???
04-28-2015, 12:40 PM
#9152
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The fallacy in our logic is in PEMDAS which says Parantheses are first.
04-28-2015, 12:40 PM
#9154
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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You could have had it pre-STD!
I knew a couple of girls in HS who bagged dozens.. the BFF of a g-f of mine was the ultimate ho. The g-f mentioned she was only with one and the BFF had been with 40. I was like..
I knew she was a ho, but damn.. apparently she bagged at least 15 dudes in Jr High.
She got Hep C, spread it to half-dozen guys before Junior year, it was controversial. Her mom was a nurse, so you would think she'd have the protect your ho ass talk before then. She wasn't attractive at all too. She randomly asked my bro at a party if he wanted head, he was like.. no.
At her BDay party she screwed some dude in the hot tub with like +30 people over (ratchet before ratchet was a thing), another brosef of mine was there. He stole liquor bottles out of her cabinet and bounced (thas why you my ninja).
It's different every state / county pretty much. Some nasty, some conservative. In the end, a ho is going to be a ho, with her panties on or not. Just keep your wallet in check and your dick in your pants. They mostly only want to rape your wallet anyways.
I knew a couple of girls in HS who bagged dozens.. the BFF of a g-f of mine was the ultimate ho. The g-f mentioned she was only with one and the BFF had been with 40. I was like..
I knew she was a ho, but damn.. apparently she bagged at least 15 dudes in Jr High. She got Hep C, spread it to half-dozen guys before Junior year, it was controversial. Her mom was a nurse, so you would think she'd have the protect your ho ass talk before then. She wasn't attractive at all too. She randomly asked my bro at a party if he wanted head, he was like.. no.
At her BDay party she screwed some dude in the hot tub with like +30 people over (ratchet before ratchet was a thing), another brosef of mine was there. He stole liquor bottles out of her cabinet and bounced (thas why you my ninja).
Not like I couldn't, she was all onto my shit over FB and text for a while, went to her place with a buddy of mine for drinks and then wine but her homo roommate was over and was whining. Left at 4 am, upon getting home she's texting me to come back and I was just like "fuck this I'm in bed and about to sleep".
Oh yeah, like most of the strip joints you can't touch or some shit in the US. In Quebec it's usually you can touch unless specified otherwise.
tig ol bitties
Oh yeah, like most of the strip joints you can't touch or some shit in the US. In Quebec it's usually you can touch unless specified otherwise.
tig ol bitties
Last edited by Majofo; 04-28-2015 at 12:44 PM.
04-28-2015, 12:44 PM
#9160
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