My wife and my side chick aka my tl
I'm back, guys! 
04-24-2010 | 01:49 AM
#3166
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Billy,
Just in case you have not stepped on your third member enough ... I brought several pairs of golf shoes so you can finish the job, tonight.
Rennlist (The Porsche Guys) is laughing gloriously at you.
In most situations in life, one can apologize for a mistake ... maybe you will take a minute to reflect on your decisions.
Here is a friend for you so you can get some advice on how to enjoy her car a little longer.
http://zeroxmachine.blogspot.com/200...lpipe-man.html
Just in case you have not stepped on your third member enough ... I brought several pairs of golf shoes so you can finish the job, tonight.
Rennlist (The Porsche Guys) is laughing gloriously at you.
In most situations in life, one can apologize for a mistake ... maybe you will take a minute to reflect on your decisions.
Here is a friend for you so you can get some advice on how to enjoy her car a little longer.
http://zeroxmachine.blogspot.com/200...lpipe-man.html
04-24-2010 | 02:42 AM
#3170
S E L L
Joined: May 2007
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From: Modesto, CA
04-24-2010 | 02:54 AM
#3171
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Another one here from ATOT, Billy, you just got your shit pushed in, BIG TIME!!!
Oh and best post ever!
Oh and best post ever!
Originally Posted by Billy Mays
Billy Mays here for "Relationship Away!!"
Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1
Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!
Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???
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Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"
You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!
In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!
Going global to an internetz near you!!
Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1
Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!
Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???
..
...
..
Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"
You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!
In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!
Going global to an internetz near you!!
04-24-2010 | 03:34 AM
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04-24-2010 | 04:18 AM
#3177
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I made a profile on this site JUST to say this.
YOU GOT MOTHERF***ING OWNED DUDE.
I have made sure to spread the word of this to 3 other forums, facebook and twitter.
Next time, try not to be such a douche and try being a man.
man up, take care of your kid, forget the car for a little while, and prioritze a little better.
Your wife rocks, you don't.
oh yeah, I am a fan of Acura's, But I don't own one. Used to work at an Acura dealership in the shop though. I might browse the other posts and see what's what.
I had to join for this though. epic owning.
YOU GOT MOTHERF***ING OWNED DUDE.
I have made sure to spread the word of this to 3 other forums, facebook and twitter.
Next time, try not to be such a douche and try being a man.
man up, take care of your kid, forget the car for a little while, and prioritze a little better.
Your wife rocks, you don't.
oh yeah, I am a fan of Acura's, But I don't own one. Used to work at an Acura dealership in the shop though. I might browse the other posts and see what's what.
I had to join for this though. epic owning.
04-24-2010 | 04:24 AM
#3178
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04-24-2010 | 04:37 AM
#3180
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Has anyone else pointed out that he even failed in the thread title. You side lady, car, or anything else is not a "side chick" Its your side piece!
As in "my bitch is at work so I called up my side piece to get my dick wet."
Its ok though billz, I know what you are going through. I lost a girlfriend over my love of my M3. The difference is that I pay all my bills and support myself. All she did was spend the money I earned.
I guess she is the female billz.
Guess I will have to go out and fined another 9 to fuck. Poor me.
As in "my bitch is at work so I called up my side piece to get my dick wet."
Its ok though billz, I know what you are going through. I lost a girlfriend over my love of my M3. The difference is that I pay all my bills and support myself. All she did was spend the money I earned.
I guess she is the female billz.
Guess I will have to go out and fined another 9 to fuck. Poor me.
04-24-2010 | 05:01 AM
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Come to find out that no experience in rally cost me over 20 grand in repairs but the experience was worth it!
Mitsubishi makes some fucking amazing cars!
04-24-2010 | 05:05 AM
#3183
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haha yea i driven it already, i freakin love it. mitsu are still beasts, i'm just hoping they don't skimp out with the evo XI
04-24-2010 | 05:16 AM
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Back when I was delivering pizzas I had a 2000 Galant. The best used car I ever had. I leased a Outlander when they first came out and loved it, I don't know why they don't sell. It was good on gas and it it had enough power that when I hit the gas (V6 model) I actually had to knuckle the wheel because of the torque!!!!
I really shocked me the first time.
04-24-2010 | 05:23 AM
#3186
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Yeah the are great cars. It is a shame that they don't sell as well as they should in the US.
Back when I was delivering pizzas I had a 2000 Galant. The best used car I ever had. I leased a Outlander when they first came out and loved it, I don't know why they don't sell. It was good on gas and it it had enough power that when I hit the gas (V6 model) I actually had to knuckle the wheel because of the torque!!!!
I really shocked me the first time.
Back when I was delivering pizzas I had a 2000 Galant. The best used car I ever had. I leased a Outlander when they first came out and loved it, I don't know why they don't sell. It was good on gas and it it had enough power that when I hit the gas (V6 model) I actually had to knuckle the wheel because of the torque!!!!
I really shocked me the first time.
one of the only spanish things i remember from born in east LA
04-24-2010 | 05:26 AM
#3188
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From: south central pa
04-24-2010 | 05:31 AM
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These cars are made my professionals and cheap aftermarket parts just fuck them up.
There are exceptions. If you rally then there are quailty places to support the Evo just like BMW has Dinan, which is so good that they are covered it under warentee!!!!!
The problem is that people get a car and think the AC Whitney is gonna make their car better.
After all these years why is the used car lots not filled with rice burners????
The people that handle my friends cars for rally cost thousands. Cheap modes do nothing other than fuck up cars.
04-24-2010 | 07:51 AM
#3191
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robb m.
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From: ON
04-24-2010 | 09:12 AM
#3197
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I first heard about this thread at page, along time ago. EPIC double face-palm failure! Anyways hello from the Middle East deployed not seeing my family by no choice. All my friends know and are sharing this thread with their friends back home LOL.
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