My wife and my side chick aka my tl
04-23-2010, 08:01 PM
#3041
@ the chair
04-23-2010, 08:03 PM
#3043
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs, phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for the taxi bringing her home but she always walks down the street although I can hear a car taking off, as if she has got out of the car around the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached this subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my Camaro which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while I was crouched behind my car that I noticed a very small paint chip in front of my rear wheel. So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some touch up paint and try to repair it myself?
04-23-2010, 08:03 PM
#3044
All About Trance
My relationship is ruined, and it all comes back to this fatass Billy and his screwup!
Yeah, I messed up and confused him with MY boyfriend, who I proceeded to chew out for going out with another girl. It turns out he was going out with another girl and admitted it when I got home after hearing my voice message.
This wouldn't have happened if Billy hadn't been a total dickwad! Of course, I guess I'm better off now since my real boyfriend was also a lying cheating son of a bitch! Good riddance!
Yeah, I messed up and confused him with MY boyfriend, who I proceeded to chew out for going out with another girl. It turns out he was going out with another girl and admitted it when I got home after hearing my voice message.
This wouldn't have happened if Billy hadn't been a total dickwad! Of course, I guess I'm better off now since my real boyfriend was also a lying cheating son of a bitch! Good riddance!
04-23-2010, 08:06 PM
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04-23-2010, 08:07 PM
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Billy is the tru definition of a loser. A fat bastard like that should b lucky to have anything no less a caring wife n beautiful daughter I'm sure. I'd smack the fat off that BIG B***H n I say smack cuz u jus dont punch B***hes. Lol. This thread is crazy BTW.
Billy is the tru definition of a loser. A fat bastard like that should b lucky to have anything no less a caring wife n beautiful daughter I'm sure. I'd smack the fat off that BIG B***H n I say smack cuz u jus dont punch B***hes. Lol. This thread is crazy BTW.
04-23-2010, 08:09 PM
#3052
Intermediate
Holy $hit! Even Tiger Woods posted. LOL!
04-23-2010, 08:09 PM
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs, phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for the taxi bringing her home but she always walks down the street although I can hear a car taking off, as if she has got out of the car around the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached this subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my Camaro which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while I was crouched behind my car that I noticed a very small paint chip in front of my rear wheel. So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some touch up paint and try to repair it myself?
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04-23-2010, 08:15 PM
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LOLZ, this was Evemn on Neal Boorts National Radio Talkshow....Geeze this guy is a dushbag
Hey OP here ya go
Hey OP here ya go
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04-23-2010, 08:30 PM
#3059
Go Giants
04-23-2010, 08:31 PM
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wow. just, wow. 
I've been on the internet for many years, and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a thread quite like this one. Its like the perfect storm of stupidity, fail and pwnage. Its not unusual to some disgusting fatbody self-immolate himself online, its crazy how every corner of the internet is jumping in here. I'm just surprised /b isn't knee deep in this circus...
I've been on the internet for many years, and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a thread quite like this one. Its like the perfect storm of stupidity, fail and pwnage. Its not unusual to some disgusting fatbody self-immolate himself online, its crazy how every corner of the internet is jumping in here. I'm just surprised /b isn't knee deep in this circus...
04-23-2010, 08:32 PM
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Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
04-23-2010, 08:34 PM
#3062
Suzuka Master
My relationship is ruined, and it all comes back to this fatass Billy and his screwup!
Yeah, I messed up and confused him with MY boyfriend, who I proceeded to chew out for going out with another girl. It turns out he was going out with another girl and admitted it when I got home after hearing my voice message.
This wouldn't have happened if Billy hadn't been a total dickwad! Of course, I guess I'm better off now since my real boyfriend was also a lying cheating son of a bitch! Good riddance!
Yeah, I messed up and confused him with MY boyfriend, who I proceeded to chew out for going out with another girl. It turns out he was going out with another girl and admitted it when I got home after hearing my voice message.
This wouldn't have happened if Billy hadn't been a total dickwad! Of course, I guess I'm better off now since my real boyfriend was also a lying cheating son of a bitch! Good riddance!
But hey, look at the bright side, you found out the truth and he is now out of your life!
04-23-2010, 08:35 PM
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Go Giants
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04-23-2010, 08:37 PM
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Meh. Ignore "Billy's Girlfriend". Anyone who falls for that is a moron.
"Oh, hi, I'm a girl and have a boyfriend named Billy. Oops! Someone mentioned a Billy on the interwebs, so it HAS to be my Billy! I better make an extremely generalized posting that almost looks as if this could be halfway plausible."
Meh. Fame whore. Tits or GTFO.
"Oh, hi, I'm a girl and have a boyfriend named Billy. Oops! Someone mentioned a Billy on the interwebs, so it HAS to be my Billy! I better make an extremely generalized posting that almost looks as if this could be halfway plausible."
Meh. Fame whore. Tits or GTFO.
04-23-2010, 08:43 PM
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Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Is that a mouse by his beansack? it all makes sense now.. brb.
04-23-2010, 08:48 PM
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All About Trance
04-23-2010, 08:49 PM
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Billy.... Look at my name. What rhymes with Drool??? Maybe TOOL. Looking forward to boning your old girl. Total fkn idiot. Seriously....Are you for real?? You bitch about your lady online. Get a friend. TOOL.
04-23-2010, 08:50 PM
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My relationship is ruined, and it all comes back to this fatass Billy and his screwup!
Yeah, I messed up and confused him with MY boyfriend, who I proceeded to chew out for going out with another girl. It turns out he was going out with another girl and admitted it when I got home after hearing my voice message.
This wouldn't have happened if Billy hadn't been a total dickwad! Of course, I guess I'm better off now since my real boyfriend was also a lying cheating son of a bitch! Good riddance!
Yeah, I messed up and confused him with MY boyfriend, who I proceeded to chew out for going out with another girl. It turns out he was going out with another girl and admitted it when I got home after hearing my voice message.
This wouldn't have happened if Billy hadn't been a total dickwad! Of course, I guess I'm better off now since my real boyfriend was also a lying cheating son of a bitch! Good riddance!
04-23-2010, 08:51 PM
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Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
04-23-2010, 08:52 PM
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Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
04-23-2010, 08:56 PM
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Billy Mays here for "Relationship Away!!"
Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1
Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!
Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???
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Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"
You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!
In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!
Going global to an internetz near you!!
Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1
Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!
Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???
..
...
..
Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"
You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!
In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!
Going global to an internetz near you!!