My wife and my side chick aka my tl
04-23-2010, 08:57 PM
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04-23-2010, 08:57 PM
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Hey chick with other Billy who is just as big a douchebag as this Billy. At least you found out about it in time to get that abortion that you were talking about after all 2 months is only 8 weeks not 24 weeks. Be glad you got rid of the scumbag.
04-23-2010, 08:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dallison
how did i taste when she breastfed you?
i dont know how u taste ur moms swallowed you dumb ass...
Originally Posted by dallison
how did i taste when she breastfed you?
i dont know how u taste ur moms swallowed you dumb ass...
04-23-2010, 08:59 PM
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What other proof could you possibly ask for?
at Billy May's products.
04-23-2010, 08:59 PM
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Billy Mays here for "Relationship Away!!"
Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1
Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!
Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???
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Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"
You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!
In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!
Going global to an internetz near you!!
Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1
Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!
Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???
..
...
..
Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"
You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!
In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!
Going global to an internetz near you!!
04-23-2010, 09:04 PM
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04-23-2010, 09:06 PM
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04-23-2010, 09:24 PM
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Am I real? WTF?
How's can you ask that? I was there before the beginning yo. I got Billy his job at NYC Pure- all the goatees hang out there.
I taught Billy everything he knows yo- how's to love an Acura right..., how to own your fat and makes it look good- I evens taught that bitch how to Tokyo drift!! THE GODDAMN TOKYO DRIFT I said- I taughts him that.
Ams I real?!?!?! FUCK YOU.
I'm so real that if you touched me the universe would explode because I'm so real that you're antimatter compared to me.
And we all knows that when matter and antimatter come in contact some fuckin shit goes down. Word is bond- I learned this from Discovery Channel and Michio Kaku. That Kaku is a fizziks pimp- totally pwns Hawking. It's well known goatees fucking love the fizziks!
Now's after all that I still has to say that me and Billy is done bro- I can't put up with his shit.
I can proves I'm real- here's a bombshell bitches:
Billy doesn't have a doughter- he meant to say was "doughnut" -mutherfucker LOVES the doughnuts. And when he said he should have pulled out it's because he fills his own doughnuts.
asalamalakum bitches
04-23-2010, 09:35 PM
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Am I real? WTF?
How's can you ask that? I was there before the beginning yo. I got Billy his job at NYC Pure- all the goatees hang out there.
I taught Billy everything he knows yo- how's to love an Acura right..., how to own your fat and makes it look good- I evens taught that bitch how to Tokyo drift!! THE GODDAMN TOKYO DRIFT I said- I taughts him that.
Ams I real?!?!?! FUCK YOU.
I'm so real that if you touched me the universe would explode because I'm so real that you're antimatter compared to me.
And we all knows that when matter and antimatter come in contact some fuckin shit goes down. Word is bond- I learned this from Discovery Channel and Michio Kaku. That Kaku is a fizziks pimp- totally pwns Hawking. It's well known goatees fucking love the fizziks!
Now's after all that I still has to say that me and Billy is done bro- I can't put up with his shit.
I can proves I'm real- here's a bombshell bitches:
Billy doesn't have a doughter- he meant to say was "doughnut" -mutherfucker LOVES the doughnuts. And when he said he should have pulled out it's because he fills his own doughnuts.
asalamalakum bitches
How's can you ask that? I was there before the beginning yo. I got Billy his job at NYC Pure- all the goatees hang out there.
I taught Billy everything he knows yo- how's to love an Acura right..., how to own your fat and makes it look good- I evens taught that bitch how to Tokyo drift!! THE GODDAMN TOKYO DRIFT I said- I taughts him that.
Ams I real?!?!?! FUCK YOU.
I'm so real that if you touched me the universe would explode because I'm so real that you're antimatter compared to me.
And we all knows that when matter and antimatter come in contact some fuckin shit goes down. Word is bond- I learned this from Discovery Channel and Michio Kaku. That Kaku is a fizziks pimp- totally pwns Hawking. It's well known goatees fucking love the fizziks!
Now's after all that I still has to say that me and Billy is done bro- I can't put up with his shit.
I can proves I'm real- here's a bombshell bitches:
Billy doesn't have a doughter- he meant to say was "doughnut" -mutherfucker LOVES the doughnuts. And when he said he should have pulled out it's because he fills his own doughnuts.
asalamalakum bitches
04-23-2010, 09:42 PM
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This got linked on my regular forum and just wanted to thank this tool for giving us so many great laughs.
Anyway, I never thought someone could be so irresponsible and selfish. You need to get your priorities straight man. Family comes before cars. ALWAYS.
BTW, your "Too low 4 fat hoes" sticker has to be the lamest thing I've ever seen. Second only to you.
Anyway, I never thought someone could be so irresponsible and selfish. You need to get your priorities straight man. Family comes before cars. ALWAYS.
BTW, your "Too low 4 fat hoes" sticker has to be the lamest thing I've ever seen. Second only to you.
04-23-2010, 09:44 PM
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I haven't read through all 71 pages of this thread, but am I not the only one here that thinks the failboat stopped first at Rachel's dock for falling in love with and getting impregnated by a fat, retarded, illegal alien part-time bouncer from Brooklyn?
I know you ladies don't have much in terms of quality to choose from up there, but Billy as much of a retard as he is seems to be the real victim here. How will he ever maintain permanent work status so he can continue to pollute New York's gene pool?
I know you ladies don't have much in terms of quality to choose from up there, but Billy as much of a retard as he is seems to be the real victim here. How will he ever maintain permanent work status so he can continue to pollute New York's gene pool?
04-23-2010, 09:45 PM
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04-23-2010, 10:17 PM
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If you have any information on Billy's location, please contact me ASAP. Lets deport this douchebag.
04-23-2010, 10:17 PM
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Am I real? WTF?
How's can you ask that? I was there before the beginning yo. I got Billy his job at NYC Pure- all the goatees hang out there.
I taught Billy everything he knows yo- how's to love an Acura right..., how to own your fat and makes it look good- I evens taught that bitch how to Tokyo drift!! THE GODDAMN TOKYO DRIFT I said- I taughts him that.
Ams I real?!?!?! FUCK YOU.
I'm so real that if you touched me the universe would explode because I'm so real that you're antimatter compared to me.
And we all knows that when matter and antimatter come in contact some fuckin shit goes down. Word is bond- I learned this from Discovery Channel and Michio Kaku. That Kaku is a fizziks pimp- totally pwns Hawking. It's well known goatees fucking love the fizziks!
Now's after all that I still has to say that me and Billy is done bro- I can't put up with his shit.
I can proves I'm real- here's a bombshell bitches:
Billy doesn't have a doughter- he meant to say was "doughnut" -mutherfucker LOVES the doughnuts. And when he said he should have pulled out it's because he fills his own doughnuts.
asalamalakum bitches
How's can you ask that? I was there before the beginning yo. I got Billy his job at NYC Pure- all the goatees hang out there.
I taught Billy everything he knows yo- how's to love an Acura right..., how to own your fat and makes it look good- I evens taught that bitch how to Tokyo drift!! THE GODDAMN TOKYO DRIFT I said- I taughts him that.
Ams I real?!?!?! FUCK YOU.
I'm so real that if you touched me the universe would explode because I'm so real that you're antimatter compared to me.
And we all knows that when matter and antimatter come in contact some fuckin shit goes down. Word is bond- I learned this from Discovery Channel and Michio Kaku. That Kaku is a fizziks pimp- totally pwns Hawking. It's well known goatees fucking love the fizziks!
Now's after all that I still has to say that me and Billy is done bro- I can't put up with his shit.
I can proves I'm real- here's a bombshell bitches:
Billy doesn't have a doughter- he meant to say was "doughnut" -mutherfucker LOVES the doughnuts. And when he said he should have pulled out it's because he fills his own doughnuts.
asalamalakum bitches
Billyzgoatee-
You've been on this website for 48-hours nonstop. You need to take some responsibility and take care of your own wife and your own daughter.
If not you're looking at future as a single goatee. I'm tired of supporting your slacker ass. All you do is hang with Billy.
SERIOUSLY, GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER!!!!
04-23-2010, 10:19 PM
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Epic Loser!!!!
I own a Honda repair shop and the techs and customers were telling me about the epic "owned" thread!!!!
Had to stop in and let Billy know how famous he was.
Tell your wife I will give her a free oil change and remove the silly stickers off her car if she wants!
Had to stop in and let Billy know how famous he was.
Tell your wife I will give her a free oil change and remove the silly stickers off her car if she wants!
04-23-2010, 10:39 PM
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04-23-2010, 10:54 PM
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wow. just, wow. 
I've been on the internet for many years, and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a thread quite like this one. Its like the perfect storm of stupidity, fail and pwnage. Its not unusual to some disgusting fatbody self-immolate himself online, its crazy how every corner of the internet is jumping in here. I'm just surprised /b isn't knee deep in this circus...
I've been on the internet for many years, and I'm pretty sure I've never seen a thread quite like this one. Its like the perfect storm of stupidity, fail and pwnage. Its not unusual to some disgusting fatbody self-immolate himself online, its crazy how every corner of the internet is jumping in here. I'm just surprised /b isn't knee deep in this circus...
04-23-2010, 10:54 PM
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robb m.
that you signed up and posted!!
04-23-2010, 10:56 PM
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Dear Billy.
This is me, your so call "side chick". I might as well come clean. Even though you bought me shit and rode the hell out of me but i still think you're a stupid immature moron. You had a family, a "doughter" and a wife who cares about her family unlike the whores out there who only now how to go shopping. Nobody else but you ruined your life. I never liked the stickers you stuck on me, i never liked anything you did to me. I'm so happy you got pwned on the interwebz.
Your unfaithfull Acura Tl.
p.s Now im back to my real owner - your ex-wife. I know she is going to treat me better than you did.
This is me, your so call "side chick". I might as well come clean. Even though you bought me shit and rode the hell out of me but i still think you're a stupid immature moron. You had a family, a "doughter" and a wife who cares about her family unlike the whores out there who only now how to go shopping. Nobody else but you ruined your life. I never liked the stickers you stuck on me, i never liked anything you did to me. I'm so happy you got pwned on the interwebz.
Your unfaithfull Acura Tl.
p.s Now im back to my real owner - your ex-wife. I know she is going to treat me better than you did.
