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Old 04-22-2010, 01:56 AM
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HELLO FROM 3.8 MUSTANG, THIS GUYS A TOOL
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by SocalPrincess
referring to billy in the face book quote not the guy above me.
Appreciate it!
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by madcaps
Appreciate it!
Id never disrespect a fellow BMW driver ( judging by your lil pic )
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SocalPrincess
Id never disrespect a fellow BMW driver ( judging by your lil pic )
most of the people on this site are bimmer drivers now...or non-acura drivers (such as myself.)
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
most of the people on this site are bimmer drivers now...or non-acura drivers (such as myself.)
Ah ok so alot of people on here dont drive acuras then cool dont feel so out of place!
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This is some serious shit!
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SocalPrincess
Ah ok so alot of people on here dont drive acuras then cool dont feel so out of place!
Nope, we all got rid of them years ago
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:02 AM
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OP: now might be a good time to delete your online profiles and lay low for a year or so. You will not live this down, your car is now... correction, her car is now known online and regardless of what name you change your login to, people will know. I was not gonna come on here but this showed up on 4 of the mustang sites I'm on and had to see what all the fuss is about.

Your priorities are out of whack and guys like you give all of us car guys a bad name, you are just as bad as the street racing teens that think it's cool to do doughnuts and burnouts on public streets with innocent people. There are a ton of things that should come before a car, at the top of that list should be your family.

You also have ruined what seemed to be a rocky relationship with a great woman, she seemed to have her shit together from the info in her first post. I personally work that many hours and goto school full time and have no idea how the hell she has the energy for a kid. Moms ftw!. Douchebags like you also ruin great girls for all the other guys.

Lastly, thanks for posting this. It has allowed me to see some of the selfish acts that I am ashamed to have done. I now have the awareness of these issues and will work on them so I don't fail at life as much as you.

Good luck sir.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:04 AM
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I also do not drive a Honda or Acura

Great cars, at least before they made them so damn ugly. But a lot of us have moved on.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:05 AM
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Indy checking in. Make it epic!

Billy...you're a douche. You're lucky she came anywhere near your penis, let alone stuck with you. Also...when are we going to see the "2 Low For Fat Hoes" decal on your moped?
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:05 AM
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Another checking in from 3.8mustang, jolly good show 'ol chaps!

I'm sure svtp will be in here soon if they aren't already.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:06 AM
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You should totally sue for child support and make him liquidate the precious Honda or whatever.

Eighteen years from now he's gonna have a kid who doesn't know him and the Acura's gonna be rusted in a field.

You learned a lesson on the cheap though. A lot of people buy $500,000 houses before they realize their spouses are retarded. Enjoy the rest of your life.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:06 AM
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proud Honda driver
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:07 AM
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:08 AM
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Behold, teh powar of FARK
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:11 AM
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This is like waiting for the tsunami to hit knowing by morning there is going to be a huge wave crashing into this forum
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:16 AM
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saw this posted on S-10Forum, what a douchebag haha
you should definitely leave his ass and enjoy the rest of your life
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:18 AM
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Behold the power of FARK.
Not even national, but now worldwide infamy.
Rachel, your ownage will be known worldwide.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Aereon
OP: now might be a good time to delete your online profiles and lay low for a year or so. You will not live this down, your car is now... correction, her car is now known online and regardless of what name you change your login to, people will know. I was not gonna come on here but this showed up on 4 of the mustang sites I'm on and had to see what all the fuss is about.
I hope she removed the decal.

On a different note, if this showed up on four sites you visit, and Fark, and other sites that people are mentioning here, somebody really has it out for Billz.

Not that I'd stick up for him or anything. Crank up the Kraco and kick it Billz style!.

Rachel, your efforts will be avenged!!

(Behold... teh powar... of teh FARK).
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:24 AM
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Ahoy from everyone at FirebirdV6.com/CamaroV6.com... awesome thread, A+, would recommend

Bill... *sigh*....
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:28 AM
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Fark.com posted this. Also saw it on Tigerdroppings.com (A LSU sports site). Billy, little Billy:
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:29 AM
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To the OP:

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Old 04-22-2010, 02:29 AM
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-------------^---------lol------------

Poor Billly never had a chance against the internet.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:32 AM
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Good job Billy!

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Old 04-22-2010, 02:42 AM
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Really Billy is the victim here. If his bitch would just let his fat lazy ass do nothing all day but buy useless shit for a car that could not give two shits about his non-citizenship getting ass then none of this stuff would have happened. Rachel is the asshole here.

She whines about daddy won't buy shit for his daughter. Daughter is hungry? Rachel you got two big ole titties. That kid can eat for years! Quit being so damn lazy and leave Billy alone damn it!
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by BillyGotClowned
Really Billy is the victim here. If his bitch would just let his fat lazy ass do nothing all day but buy useless shit for a car that could not give two shits about his non-citizenship getting ass then none of this stuff would have happened. Rachel is the asshole here.

She whines about daddy won't buy shit for his daughter. Daughter is hungry? Rachel you got two big ole titties. That kid can eat for years! Quit being so damn lazy and leave Billy alone damn it!
Fixed.
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:53 AM
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Checking in from mymbonline.com and mbworld.org...

Mercedes FTW....



I keed

I love all cars... especially MY car...

wait I am another billy!?!?



peace....
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:57 AM
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I stopped doing hw and read this thing..
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:59 AM
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Here for the Party! Rachel paged me and told me I was needed here.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:19 AM
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Haha. Another Farker here to laugh at Billy
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by fansy
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No Way!
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:25 AM
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Checking in from Fark to read this.

Spain frowns upon your shenanigans, Billy.

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Old 04-22-2010, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by BillyGotClowned
Really Billy is the victim here. If his bitch would just let his fat lazy ass do nothing all day but buy useless shit for a car that could not give two shits about his non-citizenship getting ass then none of this stuff would have happened. Rachel is the asshole here.

She whines about daddy won't buy shit for his daughter. Daughter is hungry? Rachel you got two big ole titties. That kid can eat for years! Quit being so damn lazy and leave Billy alone damn it!
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:42 AM
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Posting in epic thread.

Thread has been farked.

Rachel should have just left the douchenozzle. Oh well can't stop girls from farking their own lives up.

Good luck to you.
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Old 04-22-2010, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by GrindyMcGee
Posting in epic thread.

Thread has been farked.

Rachel should have just left the douchenozzle. Oh well can't stop girls from farking their own lives up.

Good luck to you.
Don't know how to edit so...

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Old 04-22-2010, 03:45 AM
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Sorry Billz, it's the hogs at 4chan with you.
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The folks over at Camaro5.com love this thread. It stole over 2 hours of my night reading this, it's great.
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Old 04-22-2010, 04:15 AM
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Fark and now 4Chan?

Billy is hating his choices in life about now.

Anyone send this to Trey and Matt yet?

I can see Randy Marsh doing this...

Or are they too busy dodging jihad bullets?
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Needed to add...

I thoguht a little more about this, and felt some additional comments were necessary.

Originally Posted by billz1109
I Love my GIRL and i take care of all of my responsibilities but everytime i save the money to buy something for the car is a problem. Even when i ask her and tell her what i am going to do in advance and at first she is ok with it then out of no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU GOT THAT SHIT IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps it could be considered that your efforts, however noble, were subpar in both materials and workmanship, and her attempts to assist your recognition of said lackluster results was a simple notation of constructive criticism. If someone superglued a spoiler picked up from the parts yard, I might be asking, "WHY YOU GOT THAT SHIT IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!"

Or maybe it was the fat hoes sticker written all over your car. I'll bet the ride to the hosptial displayed an ironic twist of events to onlookers and passers-by. You know, a 9 month pregnant fat girl in your car, which clearly suggests that 'fat hoes' would ruin your suspension, gives you the appearance of a total, righteous douchenozzle. But then, you probably called a SuperShuttle. None of that sticky, nasty water-breaking in YOUR fine automobile!

I'll bet she feels like a precious gem in your crown as you drive up and down the boulevard with that ridiculous billboard on the back.


Originally Posted by billz1109
BITCH COUSE ALL THAT CARS DOES IS GIVE ME PLEASURE AND ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
What could possibly go wrong with posting this?

I'll bet she read that and was like this:

But look on the bright side. You don't have to worry about that bothersome and annoying sex stuff from her ever again.

/sarcsam nazis, happy?
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