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Old 04-21-2010, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by gmfullsize
Precisely, your girl wanted a ride back from the bar but I didn't expect her to hang around.
So, you left with Spike Lee instead and let him put in your butt?

Your'e a werid guy Ace, a weiiiiiird guy!
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I think we're going to need a second opinion and prognosis of said condition.
Visual confirmation should be required. Perhaps a long term recorded study... We could make a three part series and call it something like College Roommates I, II and III, or Shower Adventures, More Shower Adventures and Extreme Shower Adventures.

I am just thinking out loud here...
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Precisely, your girl wanted a ride back from the bar but I didn't expect her to hang around.
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Acute Lesbianosis?
That's the one. Apparently Truck Driving causes it in fat women.
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by csmeance
your the only sociable woman on bimmerfest, and you were the only one to post in the thread there...

in all honesty I though you were going to ask about the orange juice and my response was it's on the side of the carton
awww well thank you
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:50 PM
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That's the one. Apparently Truck Driving causes it in fat women.
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SocalPrincess
awww well thank you
So........ Pics?
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by csmeance
your the only sociable woman on bimmerfest, and you were the only one to post in the thread there...

in all honesty I though you were going to ask about the orange juice and my response was it's on the side of the carton


pssst .... aj, ask her how she's doing. Like so, "So, how you doin?"



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Old 04-21-2010, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by stogie1020
So........ Pics?
sorry hun nope
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Meh, let me know when the BBW forum joins in....


I like your style kid. You take the troll and ill take the babe, sound good?
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SocalPrincess
sorry hun nope
You got a camera, though, right?
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:59 PM
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You got a camera, though, right?
You should audition her for that adventure show you're piloting.
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Carolina huddle checking in.

Billy come back
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:02 PM
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checking in from da east side

ay yo rachel if you single hit me up in a pm if you do anal
aight peace
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:04 PM
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Checking in From Probetalk.com!
and all the way up in Canada Onpoc.ca!
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat94
You should audition her for that adventure show you're piloting.

Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
checking in from da east side

ay yo rachel if you single hit me up in a pm if you do anal
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Hail to the chief cause he the one that we all hail to...
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Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
checking in from da east side

ay yo rachel if you single hit me up in a pm if you do anal
aight peace
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Checking in From Probetalk.com!
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Barack I think you found your candidate!
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:08 PM
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Checking in from F88me.com, mtb website for retarts and morans. I tried to stop reading this thread but simply couldn't, and cannot believe Billy The Twit is shoving his dick further up his turd tube with every post.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mellow.23
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ay yo so i heard you like to get probed n shit.
is dat true?
i got a nice glazed probe wit yo name on it
hit me up bro<3
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:11 PM
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Oh Billyyyyyy ... Billyyyyyy ...



Shouldn't you be off getting a life?
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:11 PM
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Yo Bill im happy for you and imma let you finish, but my balls stuck in a chair was the best internet thread of all time
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There is a lot of gay in this thread all of a sudden. And not "hot nurses bathing each other" gay, either...
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
ay yo so i heard you like to get probed n shit.
is dat true?
i got a nice glazed probe wit yo name on it
hit me up bro<3
So Obama IS black!
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
ay yo so i heard you like to get probed n shit.
is dat true?
i got a nice glazed probe wit yo name on it
hit me up bro<3
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:13 PM
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Yo Bill im happy for you and imma let you finish, but my balls stuck in a chair was the best internet thread of all time
wat
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:14 PM
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oh and hi guys, btw you are hitting the front page of fark.com in a hr and a half, so prepare for madness
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Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
ay yo so i heard you like to get probed n shit.
Is dat true?
I got a nice glazed probe wit yo name on it
hit me up bro<3
you lie!!!!!!
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:15 PM
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you lie!!!!!!

waz wrong homie?

u mad?
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oh and hi guys, btw you are hitting the front page of fark.com in a hr and a half, so prepare for madness
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After reading 25 pages and 979 posts/pictures I have 2 things to say.
1. Billz1109 you are a fucktard of epic proportions figuratively and literary who should have been flushed down the toilet in the latex cocoon that your -10 iq having father used to sodomize the cow from which you somehow sprang from.
2. Never in my 22 years on earth have I seen such complete and utter domination by a fucking internet forum, you sir should lock yourself in an underground, windowless room with a lifetime ration of cheeseburgers to live out the rest of your completely worthless life eating, shiting yourself and wondering exactly how you managed to exist on this earth for 25 WHOLE YEARS.

r3vlimited is the only way. Acurazine has delivered monumental fail for which I am eternally grateful. No-one else will ever top this, well atleast I hope not.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:16 PM
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waz wrong homie?

u mad?
You should PM gmfullsize, he likes black cock in the pooper.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
ay yo so i heard you like to get probed n shit.
is dat true?
i got a nice glazed probe wit yo name on it
hit me up bro<3


Lmfao,

cant stop now just stopping by for some fun

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Oh sorry, 992 posts. I fail at counting.
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I'll never understand how women like her end up with men like you.
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After reading 25 pages and 979 posts/pictures I have 2 things to say.
1. Billz1109 you are a fucktard of epic proportions figuratively and literary who should have been flushed down the toilet in the latex cocoon that your -10 iq having father used to sodomize the cow from which you somehow sprang from.
2. Never in my 22 years on earth have I seen such complete and utter domination by a fucking internet forum, you sir should lock yourself in an underground, windowless room with a lifetime ration of cheeseburgers to live out the rest of your completely worthless life eating, shiting yourself and wondering exactly how you managed to exist on this earth for 25 WHOLE YEARS.

r3vlimited is the only way. Acurazine has delivered monumental fail for which I am eternally grateful. No-one else will ever top this, well atleast I hope not.
You should check out the PCH Lottery winning thread. Over here... there's no mercy.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:21 PM
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pursegate is still number 1 forever
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it's... still... going... omg.
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