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Old 04-21-2010, 07:06 PM
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I don't believe the Donna bit. It doesn't make sense.

But as said prior, post a pic of you with that lard ass. (pun intended)
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Pics with Billy & a stick of butter or gtfo.
with a PCH check
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:10 PM
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be this way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6 4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand would be very happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
Wait...you're saying your mother has a severe medical condition that causes her to be homosexual?
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
Pics with Billy & a stick of butter or gtfo.
I love you.
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Wait...you're saying your mother has a severe medical condition that causes her to be homosexual?
I was kinda wondering the same, but I am just an e-thug, so I don't want to have a plane ticket show up for me to fly to his house and challenge his mom in front of him and get my ass beat.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:13 PM
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Wait...you're saying your mother has a severe medical condition that causes her to be homosexual?
Hahahahahahahahaha, Good stuff!
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
Wait...you're saying your mother has a severe medical condition that causes her to be homosexual?
I just figured she was a huge lesbian trucker
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I just figured she was a huge lesbian trucker
She's huge like she is a big woman (tall/broad)

Or she is a huge lesbian

or a little from column A and a little from column B?
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:19 PM
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How do guests view this thread? I thought you had to be logged in to view ramblings?
I was under the impression that guests had limited access to ramblings. No R&P but D&R is open.

Also, I'm still looking for the beer recipe. I've found some of the IPA ones that I've done but the fucking brown ale is still missing.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:19 PM
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I love you.
Love you, too, Jeffy!
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:21 PM
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Just like to say, I was linked to this from newcelica.org. This thread has some of the most epic ownage and stupidity I've ever seen. Great job to everyone who owned the OP lol
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
She's huge like she is a big woman (tall/broad)

Or she is a huge lesbian

or a little from column A and a little from column B?
This. I am his mother.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:23 PM
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Do all threads here go off on such wild tangents like this one??
And is "Donna" for real or is that just a random poster taking this to infiniti and beyond??

Thanks to all whom have posted here..... has made my day at work less boring. This has really gone global hasn't it, I'm from the deep south pacific - New Zealand!!

Can't give any advice to the OP that hasn't already been said.... so thanks Billz for the laughs you have created.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
This. I am his mother.
I am very impressed you were able procreate prior to your own birth
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I think AZ has produced better threads in the past but none have ever spread like this, and the last time we had this many guests was when the google bots invaded
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
She's huge like she is a big woman (tall/broad)

Or she is a huge lesbian

or a little from column A and a little from column B?
Im scared to find out...
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Trailer.Park.Jesus
Do all threads here go off on such wild tangents like this one??
And is "Donna" for real or is that just a random poster taking this to infiniti and beyond??

Thanks to all whom have posted here..... has made my day at work less boring. This has really gone global hasn't it, I'm from the deep south pacific - New Zealand!!

Can't give any advice to the OP that hasn't already been said.... so thanks Billz for the laughs you have created.
Most of the Apple thread kinda stay on topic...
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SocalPrincess
From where?
High school...does your name start with an S?
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by subinf
I think AZ has produced better threads in the past but none have ever spread like this, and the last time we had this many guests was when the google bots invaded


It wasn't until c[]'s medical diagnosis of homosexuality that this thread got interesting.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by billz1109
fuck you all and enjoy couse i know the truth
That's good because you don't know how to spell.

Checking in from http://www.jeepforum.com/. This thread is epic.
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My sister-in-law is in Ethiopia doing research. She just sent this link to my wife... but, alas, we have already read it. She's translating it to some of the local villagers and has shared it with here peers... and they're loving it.

Germany, Russia and Tibet - it's coming your way soon!
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc


It wasn't until c[]'s medical diagnosis of homosexuality that this thread got interesting.
I thoroughly enjoyed his correlation of bad knees and a sore back to lesbianism... Seems to make sense as symptoms...
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Can we get this on TV some how? lol
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by I_like_stuff
My sister-in-law is in Ethiopia doing research. She just sent this link to my wife... but, alas, we have already read it. She's translating it to some of the local villagers and has shared it with here peers... and they're loving it.

Germany, Russia and Tibet - it's coming your way soon!
OP,

Ethiopa is laughing at you.

ETHIOPA, for Chissakes!
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Like Water
High school...does your name start with an S?
Nope sorry hun.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:34 PM
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@ Daves question, I was reading the response thinking the exact same thing and was going to ask the same thing.

Originally Posted by Trailer.Park.Jesus
Do all threads here go off on such wild tangents like this one??
And is "Donna" for real or is that just a random poster taking this to infiniti and beyond??

Thanks to all whom have posted here..... has made my day at work less boring. This has really gone global hasn't it, I'm from the deep south pacific - New Zealand!!

Can't give any advice to the OP that hasn't already been said.... so thanks Billz for the laughs you have created.
most every thread does, particularly when it is about something punworthy ......the fun REALLY starts if the thread is about decapitation, or any sort of amputation.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
I am very impressed you were able procreate prior to your own birth
I am immensely talented. Far more so than any of you bastards give me credit for.
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I thoroughly enjoyed his correlation of bad knees and a sore back to lesbianism... Seems to make sense as symptoms...
Hmm...that explains so much...
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by stogie1020
I thoroughly enjoyed his correlation of bad knees and a sore back to lesbianism... Seems to make sense as symptoms...
would john smiths horrible skin condition fall in to this condition as well.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by stogie1020
I thoroughly enjoyed his correlation of bad knees and a sore back to lesbianism... Seems to make sense as symptoms...
Freud hat on:

I think relaying to us she is a truck driver accentuated her lesbianism.
The bit about her knees and back most likely stem from decades of getting plowed by various and humungous partners wearing strap-ons railing her from behind like mad on a shag carpeted bathroom floor.

Freud hat off...
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Originally Posted by I_like_stuff
My sister-in-law is in Ethiopia doing research. She just sent this link to my wife... but, alas, we have already read it. She's translating it to some of the local villagers and has shared it with here peers... and they're loving it.

Germany, Russia and Tibet - it's coming your way soon!
Tell her...Grunt, pop, umba, umba..
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:37 PM
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Tell her...Grunt, pop, umba, umba..
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SocalPrincess
Nope sorry hun.
Oh well, all signs pointed to it (Princess in your UN, you owning a BMW and you being from socal). Nevermind me.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:39 PM
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I thoroughly enjoyed his correlation of bad knees and a sore back to lesbianism... Seems to make sense as symptoms...
Well hold on a second... I had a hangnail and wanted to eat a girl out.
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Oh well, all signs pointed to it (Princess in your UN, you owning a BMW and you being from socal). Nevermind me.
sorry
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:40 PM
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Well hold on a second... I had a hangnail and wanted to eat a girl out.
just dont finger her...
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Originally Posted by jupitersolo
Be careful, last one had a banana...
If you can think of a better way to get potassium, I'd like to hear it.
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I'm not BS! I was used, and Billy lied to me! We met at the club he works at, and have been seeing each other during his breaks and after work.

I should have wondered why he was only taking me to the motel.
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If you can think of a better way to get potassium, I'd like to hear it.
suppositories...bananas are just too soft.
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Well hold on a second... I had a hangnail and wanted to eat a girl out.
How you doin'?
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