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Old 04-21-2010, 07:48 PM
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Well hold on a second... I had a hangnail and wanted to eat a girl out.
Jesus, we really do have a lot in common...
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
I'm not BS! I was used, and Billy lied to me! We met at the club he works at, and have been seeing each other during his breaks and after work.

I should have wondered why he was only taking me to the motel.


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some girl on girl action
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:50 PM
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suppositories...bananas are just too soft.
Preparation H tastes awful....Don't ask me how I know this...
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Admin from movfast.com checking in, just want to say, good luck to Rach, hope Billy gets his shit straight at home, and if not, there's plenty of men who will step up out there.

Also, thank you acurazine for the laughs, made a long day that much more enjoyable!
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Preparation H tastes awful....Don't ask me how I know this...
Did the toothpaste burn your bunghole?
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This new tangent is more hillarious than the OP getting PWNED@!
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Preparation H tastes awful....Don't ask me how I know this...
you never go ass to mouth
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Originally Posted by racerx350z
Admin from movfast.com checking in, just want to say, good luck to Rach, hope Billy gets his shit straight at home, and if not, there's plenty of men who will step up out there.

Also, thank you acurazine for the laughs, made a long day that much more enjoyable!
I fear authority figures...
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
you never go ass to mouth
Well, sometimes....
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My cousins in Mexico say you fail.

Bill, third world citizens don't want to be you. THIRD WORLD.

THAT is how much you suck. They also think Rachel is a punta.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:53 PM
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Did the toothpaste burn your bunghole?
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In ALL the links to great threads here, no one posted a link to the guy who complained about jizzing in his own eye...
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
I'm a little fat right now because I'm starting to show, and yes I'm white.

If Billy really is married (I'm going to find out for sure tonight), then I will be getting an abortion. There's no way I can have this baby knowing he's with another woman.
If you are real I wager he will be available shortly.

Rachel?
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:55 PM
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In ALL the links to great threads here, no one posted a link to the guy who complained about jizzing in his own eye...
No, that guy gets Internet praise...
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In ALL the links to great threads here, no one posted a link to the guy who complained about jizzing in his own eye...
Massive oversight.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
No, that guy gets Internet praise...
It was you, wasn't it? Second SN...
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Massive oversight.
Eye didn't see what you did at first.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:58 PM
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In ALL the links to great threads here, no one posted a link to the guy who complained about jizzing in his own eye...
But no one wanted to be in his sticky situation.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:02 PM
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Hi, I'm here for the gangrape

e46f ftw
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
I'm a little fat right now because I'm starting to show, and yes I'm white.

If Billy really is married (I'm going to find out for sure tonight), then I will be getting an abortion. There's no way I can have this baby knowing he's with another woman.
He aint married, Rachel has already told us this...... where is Billy to confirm or deny this other lady??
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:07 PM
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Everyone is made up...Including me....Punked.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Neil1138
Hi, I'm here for the gangrape

e46f ftw
This is awkward... All position in the "train" have been filled except the recipient... Why don't you have a seat and relax for a few minutes and then we can get started?
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:11 PM
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I see billz1009....


and serious LMFAO if that donna girl is for real... haha if there can be some proof
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I just sent a link to this shit to Tosh.0. I hope they can get Billy on the show and make him hug "her" car on TV. Then have him log into AZ and talk out his rebuttal to all this....

I've owned a lot of cars, been on a lot of forums but just another reason why I love this forum!!!!
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:13 PM
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I don't really care if you belive me or not, but here is a picture.

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I wonder if Steven Hawking has gotten the link to this thread yet?
Did this link to the smart people in wheelchairs forum?
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
I don't really care if you belive me or not, but here is a picture.

umm... thats not billy
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
I don't really care if you belive me or not, but here is a picture.

Yeah, wrong Billy....CYA...and sorry you are a ho..
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:15 PM
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some girl on girl action
girl on girl is a loose translation here


Rosie ODonnell is a supermodel compaired to that fat whore Wndrlst
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I don't really care if you belive me or not, but here is a picture.

I didnt know billy was into blondes...
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
I don't really care if you belive me or not, but here is a picture.

You kinda missed the point. A pic of you AND BILLY (and a stick of butter if possible. Don't ask.)
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^ I have to ask about the butter.
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^ I have to ask about the butter.
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From Prelude Power forum. Anyone thinking this is getting out of hand?
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I shouldn't have asked about the butter.
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File name is donnaandbilly, so I think this is a fail...Nice try..She should stop having sex with blondie in the motel..
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This thread is becoming internet wide entertainment. So sorry Rachel, your "man" is a jerk. Soon, it'll be a common expression to call someone who behaves like this a "billy".
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lmao wow just noticed the file name...

wrong billy... where the hell did you come from!?!!?
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I shouldn't have asked about the butter.
:gheyhug: I warned you... Now you have taken the red pill!
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girl on girl is a loose translation here


Rosie ODonnell is a supermodel compaired to that fat whore Wndrlst
It's true.
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