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Old 04-22-2010, 01:03 AM
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this was on fark.com lol
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It's alright, Billy. I forgive you.

But Jesus won't.
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Originally Posted by The Slatted Chair
Doh, no edit. Camaro5 boards resize the images!
Ehh, w/e, just dont do it again.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:06 AM
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If you want to see a real car, look at my avatar...

Lots of people on fark are saying this all fake...and some guy asked who I was...I must be cute :hay:
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and its noodly appendages!
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8thcivic.com has a thread linked to this one. still gives me great laughs

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Originally Posted by billz1109
Dear Billy,

This is your "wife" writing. Please note I am using this term loosely, because at the end of this letter, this will no longer be the case.

First of all, why are you putting our business on the internet? I have asked you and told you repeatedly that what happens to us is BETWEEN us. Clearly, your little plan to gain support backfired. Most of the people who commented on this thread AGREED WITH ME. The funny thing, is that they haven't even heard my side of the story.

So, since you insist on insulting me, I must insist on defending myself. Let's get a few things clear. When you are good, you are the greatest man I know. But ever since our child has been born, you have been nothing but a selfish idiot.

You are not the father of the year, so stop giving people the impression that you take care of her because I do all the work. She is 8 months old and I have been taking care of her ever since she was born. True, there was a month that you helped out because I called you a deadbeat dad, and you did take care of her after she was born because I had a C Section, but beyond that, the only time you take care of her is when you absolutely have to. Otherwise, you would rather pay for a sitter to do the job so you can spend your day online or working on your stupid car.

Which, incidentally, is under my name. Don't forget that.

Furthermore, the problem we have is not about the car. It is about your order of importance. Every time you have to take the car in for maintenance, I don't object. When you need to buy things that the car NEEDS, I don't object. But when you want to waste your money on frivolous items when you know we need to spend money on other things, LIKE YOUR CITIZENSHIP SO YOU CAN GET A DAMN JOB! then I have a problem. I think your peers would agree with me.

I love you more than any person I have ever loved in my life, but you are impossible to live with. I am working over 50 hours a week, I am taking 18 credits in school, and I am raising our daughter when I am not doing one or the other. All you do is work as a bouncer 3 nights a week. Dude, get real.

Why is it wrong that I want you to spend time with me, with us? When did I become a bitch because I want you in our life? Being in a relationship means sacrifice. Contrary to what you wrote, the "$13K worth of sh*t" that is in my closet was acquired BEFORE YOU CAME INTO THE PICTURE. I got that on my own. There is a reason why I don't have any new designer handbags, I have something much more valuable to me: MY DAUGHTER!!!

And, FYI, you are obligated to tell me what you are doing with your time and your money. I have a right to know where you are in case of emergency. Your "movements" as you call them are not what matters. What matters is that I know that you are safe and plan on coming home, because believe it or not I care about what happens to you. At least, I did.

In the end, I am sorry it came to this. I am sorry you felt that you had to talk to complete strangers about our problems instead of me. I am also sorry that this isn't going to work anymore, because I really do love you.

Perhaps next time you shouldn't leave your AcuraZine account logged on for me to view it. I have already opened up my own AcuraZine account, so if you delete this post, I will simply repost it under my own.

Hopefully with the next girl, you will have learned your lesson because I am tired of trying to raising you into being a man.

"And I'm on to the next one...."

Good Luck,
Rachel

P.S. Thank you to all that offered support. These last few months have been very challenging to me and it very endearing to see that I have the support of strangers. For those of you that have met us, I apologize that you had to see this. This kind of behavior is not appropriate. We are not legally married, and he has been given the option many times to leave if he is so unhappy.

I look forward to seeing the replys on this!!! FYI, if you do catch me on AcuraZine in the future (as I prefer to spend my free time with my daughter and not the internet), you will find me under MDX. Have to upgrade to a bigger car for the baby and dogs!

And don't worry about me. I will be fine. It isn't the first time the man I relied on showed me that he was unreliable.
Awkward...
Now that you've pretty much aired your dirty laundry to the world, you then blame HIM for being the biatch of the two of you? Really?
You sound vindictive, hypocritical, and petty... no wonder he left you.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by TaupinJohn
Awkward...
Now that you've pretty much aired your dirty laundry to the world, you then blame HIM for being the biatch of the two of you? Really?
You sound vindictive, hypocritical, and petty... no wonder he left you.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by TaupinJohn
Awkward...
Now that you've pretty much aired your dirty laundry to the world, you then blame HIM for being the biatch of the two of you? Really?
You sound vindictive, hypocritical, and petty... no wonder he left you.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you...another retard.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:12 AM
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lolollololololololohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:12 AM
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When is anyone going to post this on failblog.org?

ow damn

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Old 04-22-2010, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
If you want to see a real car, look at my avatar...
You do know that the Challenger came in 2nd in the all important test between the Mustang, Challenger and Camaro, right?

http://www.insideline.com/features/b...lenger-rt.html
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by billz1109
lolollololololololohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Do you think he finally snapped?
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by The Slatted Chair
You do know that the Challenger came in 2nd in the all important test between the Mustang, Challenger and Camaro, right?

http://www.insideline.com/features/b...lenger-rt.html
And in some magazine reviews it comes in 3rd...whoopie. Still the best looking looking most comfy of the bunch, and any of the shows I attend us challenger owners get more attention and compliments.

Personally, I like them all, but my loyalty lies with my challenger.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
And in some magazine reviews it comes in 3rd...whoopie. Still the best looking looking most comfy of the bunch, and any of the shows I attend us challenger owners get more attention and compliments.

Personally, I like them all, but my loyalty lies with my challenger.
I suspect you didn't actually view the link to understand the tongue in cheeck nature of the post.

I love the Challenger too...though I did end up getting the SS.
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by The Slatted Chair
I suspect you didn't actually view the link to understand the tongue in cheeck nature of the post.

I love the Challenger too...though I did end up getting the SS.
Yup, missed it.

Glad we can love each others cars (gay)...I cant stand the people on the challenger site who hate on the mustangs and camaros for no reason other than ignorance.
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Just saw this on my350z.com and wow, OP is going to be hated worldwide by tomorrow... hahaha
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lol right after I posted, the users viewing this thread jumped to 4582. I won't even bother....
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Hellix
Just saw this on my350z.com and wow, OP is going to be hated worldwide by tomorrow... hahaha
serisouly lmao I cant believe how many people are viewing this thread!
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Originally Posted by Mourning Would


They weren't kidding about Fark
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Originally Posted by Mourning Would
They weren't kidding about Fark
and it's the middle of the night, and still climbing ...
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Originally Posted by Mourning Would

They weren't kidding about Fark
Wow, 2nd item on the list. Win!
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Originally Posted by Ballsack Conundrum
and it's the middle of the night, and still climbing ...
Wait till morning when the Farker's wake up!
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Originally Posted by Ballsack Conundrum
and it's the middle of the night, and still climbing ...
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Wow, 2nd item on the list. Win!
We're on the front page of Fark!!! I feel like a famous celebrity's friend now!
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Old 04-22-2010, 01:45 AM
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Wait till morning when the Farker's wake up!
Well, right now a lot of your peeps on there think this is all fake.

And one of them thinks I'm one youre fark members
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Well, right now a lot of your peeps on there think this is all fake.

And one of them thinks I'm one youre fark members
Initially I thought it was fake too.... until Majofo posted info from Rachel and Billy's Facebook updates from a month or two back

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We topped 5k viewing...
Mommy I'm scared what if 4chan gets news of this?
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GenCoupe.com and R1-forum.com here.
OP, you have successfully won the Darwin Award for this year.
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Fake.

Originally Posted by Majofo


Just when I had a small glimmer of hope.. Reality strikes. Rachel is on the grind while you go clubbing *ahem work night after night at clubs picking up sloppy seconds.. too bad you had to end the party early.

Billy the Kid.. grow up and become a man for your daughter. Damn..


Originally Posted by Majofo
Billy's Thoughts about his Daughter





Billy's Thoughts about Women




Billy's Thoughts on Responsibility






Billy Wants a Son
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Wow, 27 pages!

Sucks to be you Billy!
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^^^ wow he is a winner.....
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^^^ wow he is a winner.....
referring to billy in the face book quote not the guy above me.
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Steddy checking in from www.gmsportcompact.net

Wow...from what I've read this thing goes back and forth hahahaha
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LMFAO Club Pure, where the OP works, is literally 10 blocks from where I live, I've been there numerous times...I want to meet this soon to be internet fail phenomenon.
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