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Old 04-21-2010, 08:21 PM
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Well, I was going out with a bouncer name Billy, and he does own an Acura.

If you guys are sure that that isn't Billy, then I'm in trouble. I left a pretty nasty voicemail to him.

ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T HIM?????

I'm so embarrassed!
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Well, I was going out with a bouncer name Billy, and he does own an Acura.

If you guys are sure that that isn't Billy, then I'm in trouble. I left a pretty nasty voicemail to him.

ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T HIM?????

I'm so embarrassed!
HAHAHAHAH 2 fails in one???

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Old 04-21-2010, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Well, I was going out with a bouncer name Billy, and he does own an Acura.

If you guys are sure that that isn't Billy, then I'm in trouble. I left a pretty nasty voicemail to him.

ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T HIM?????

I'm so embarrassed!
You suck. And not "good" suck.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Well, I was going out with a bouncer name Billy, and he does own an Acura.

If you guys are sure that that isn't Billy, then I'm in trouble. I left a pretty nasty voicemail to him.

ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T HIM?????

I'm so embarrassed!
Wait, so you're single now?

How you doin'
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:24 PM
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Wait, so you're single now?

How you doin'
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:28 PM
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Wait, so you're single now?

How you doin'
bound to get lucky sooner or later
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:29 PM
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I'm playing the odds.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:30 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:32 PM
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I have no idea how I got here (I think Facebook), but I read the thread, and am in awe at the sheer ownage that is being displayed here. Thank you acurazine.com, you are now my new favorite place to troll
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:33 PM
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Pace has slowed in here...

Is it halftime?
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:34 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:35 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:41 PM
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lol no
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From where?
^ Missmodena?

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If you can think of a better way to get potassium, I'd like to hear it.
Orange Juice is a good way
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:46 PM
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Damn it. So, so late. Azine has an epic ownage thread and I find out about through H-T. Unbelievable.
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My girlfriend and I read through this entire thread and enjoyed each and every page. Believe me, she was ripping Billy up in the beginning.. she chanted "TEAM RACHEL". You should have seen her face when she read Rachel took him back.. god was she pissed! She made it very clear to me that if I ever pulled the kind of stunts he did there would be NO coming back.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:47 PM
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Billy, I wanna grow up and be just like you man. This is EPIC!! I got linked here from www.mazda6club.com .
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This thread is making its way around the internet now! hahaha
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:48 PM
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Just a note for all our new members...

We have an ADULT section, but entrance requires a paid membership.

Paypal me $50 for a lifetime membership.

EDIT: OWNAGE thread discount, price is $40.
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Well, I was going out with a bouncer name Billy, and he does own an Acura.

If you guys are sure that that isn't Billy, then I'm in trouble. I left a pretty nasty voicemail to him.

ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T HIM?????

I'm so embarrassed!

Self-ownage is priceless
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:48 PM
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Wow....I leave for a couple years and THIS happens?!?!? Epic!!!
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:53 PM
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Wow....I leave for a couple years and THIS happens?!?!? Epic!!!
I hope you learned your lesson.
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Originally Posted by billz1109
i dont give too fucks about what you write about me but dont put no pic of my wife or put shit from my fucking facebook like i said keep being online thug couse i would love for one of you mother fuckers to talk to me in person
That's what happens when babies want something - they cry. You're a horrible father and a horrible husband.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:54 PM
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billz1109 is still lurking....

fucking coward cant say anything now lol
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:57 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:58 PM
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billz1109 is still lurking....

fucking coward cant say anything now lol
Clearly he has issues with remembering to log out...





yay, serious cat .
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:00 PM
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Clearly he has issues with remembering to log out...





yay, serious cat .
And pulling out.
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:03 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:05 PM
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Nicely done Whiskers.
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:05 PM
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dear billy: I think my user name says it all..


oyeah whats up from ls1tech!
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:07 PM
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Have the Midnight Express comments been made yet?
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:11 PM
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Ill trade you some Acurazine stickers for the shirt.
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Anyone up for a t-shirt group buy?

awesome!

I am in for one! Double extra medium please.
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:12 PM
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Hey everyone, Iceland checking in on this one!

Billy, we here in iceland fucking hate you so much that we made the Eyjafjallajökull volcano erupt just so every traveler around the world could have time to check this thread out!

U7UY1.jpg


Yeah, that´s one fucking pissed off volcano!

Rach, you need to find a REAL man, not some pussy ass
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fbody.com and yellowmustangregistry.com WOW double pawnage on thread
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:14 PM
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^that pretty much sums it up. Awesome pic!

Also, do Icelandic keyboards just have those 12 letters, or do you guys use all 26?
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Also, do Icelandic keyboards just have those 12 letters, or do you guys use all 26?
Hahahha that is pretty good.
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