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Originally Posted by M3Forum.net_IsLaughingAtU
billy, you have brought all the forums together into one, congradulations! the WHOLE WORLD is laughing at you.
WHAT A LOOSER
and Acurazine.com_IsLaughingAtU

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PWNED !!!!

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It's ok, Billy, baby... come with me to the ...
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Hey guys! Checking in from Badweatherbikers.com, the biggest, baddest Buell motorcycle forum on the Net. Thanks for all the entertainment! Work has been kinda' slow, and you guys have helped the day go by much quicker!

Having a 9 m.o. baby myself, and having an '08 Mustang GT I love to work on, I believe I'm fully qualified to say: Billy, grow the fvck up. Rushing home every day to see my little boy is what I live for. As much as I love my car, and my Buell, I'd drop them both in a heartbeat for my family and never have a regret. Your priorities are unbelievably skewed. That car is nothing more than a damned rolling chunk of metal, and you're actually letting it interfere with your family?!

As others have mentioned, bouncing 3 nights a week is not a job, it's a frikkin' hobby. Get out there, get a day job, and start really providing for that little girl.

K, I'm out! You Acura guys are welcome to come visit us over on Badweb if you wanna talk bikes.

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it was a typo man
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:43 PM
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Billy, just two words for you: GROW UP!

Oh, and by the way, the post about people coming and saying stuff in person? If I were in NY, I wouldn't have an issue telling you to your face that you need to stop being a child and start being a man!
but wait... billy probably has one of those Tapout shirts that give him mad MMA skills hahhaahahahahahaha Better be careful he doesn't do a triangle choke on you.
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just getting laffs from typos dude....no hard feelings
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just getting laffs from typos dude....no hard feelings
its cool
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Hahahaha Billz is just lurking in shame. Its a nice sunny day in N.Y. Bet billy boy has not seen the light of day today. You know he isn't going to leave the house for a while lol
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by EpicThreadPoster
Hi. Found this thread through Fark and have read it all. Thanx for something way more entertaining than the crap on TV now a days. After jumping over to the club's site, I had to post because I *think* I found a picture of the OP from there. I suck at faces though most times so you can be the judge.

http://club....com/gallery/displayim...album=1&pos=68
Man, I flipped through those photo galleries at that link and, maybe I'm getting old but, it was like strolling the feminine hygiene aisle at Walmart.

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Old 04-23-2010, 03:49 PM
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oooh yeah i'm watching you....come on big boy say something. or maybe your not there. and if thats the case then we're back to square one where you have the problem of logging off again. you never learn
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan1629
Hahahaha Billz is just lurking in shame. Its a nice sunny day in N.Y. Bet billy boy has not seen the light of day today. You know he isn't going to leave the house for a while lol
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1: the world is laughing at him
2: he is too fucking fat to move
3: he doesn't work
4: world of warcraft is addicting and he doesnt have to be himself(heard he was a night elf mohawk)
5: would you wanna go outside after this shit??
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DIZAZNDOOD320
its cool
How's the new baby! congrats again. Gotta catch up with you at one of the wed. meets, wifey picked up a little something for the baby.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CopperheadTX
Man, I flipped through those photo galleries at that link and, maybe I'm getting old but, it was like strolling the feminine hygiene aisle at Walmart.
Is that exclusively a club for "fluffy" people, or what...?

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This is truly One Epic Thread. I'm dropping by from Toronto Subaru Club.

Leaving the obvious comments regarding Billy aside, I just wanna say that it's pretty damn amazing how one thread within days became an internet meme, and united car enthusiasts and other forum users from around the world!

This is History in making right here, I'm not gonna take chances and printing to PDF this entire thread just in case. Who knows.. may be it'll cost $ on eBay some day lol...
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Dear Billy,

You are horrendously fat.
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This thread has went critical mass. I can imagine the total number of people that viewed this thread...

Ownag3, self-ownag3, and EPIC FAIL all in one thread. Priceless.

Bigben checking in again from YuppieRacing.net and MBWorld.org. Much laughter on both forums....
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Rachel, this boy is not going to change. It is apparent to me (and I don't think I am alone here) that Billy lacks the maturity, humility, and intelligence one requires to be a decent father. This is a selfish, self-centered, childish man. He does not respect you and he does not respect women in general. Please remove your daughter from this situation. Take her away from him. Children internalize everything, and he will never be good for her self-esteem or sense of self-worth.
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:04 PM
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Dear Billy,

You are horrendously fat.
Ok, this made me lol.
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:06 PM
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Bro, Billy wants to do balls into the ass on his car.. He told me via messenger pigeon.
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Originally Posted by Samurai Gangbang
Just checking in here from thetrolls.net

What do you guys call trolls?
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I'm not gonna take chances and printing to PDF this entire thread just in case. Who knows.. may be it'll cost $ on eBay some day lol...
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o hai bodybuilding.com checking in brah
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I'm saying that I'm gonna immortalize this thread by making a back up copy, because it's too epic to let anything happen to it. ))
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Well you've gone past the boundaries of car forums.

Just saying hi from GlockTalk!

Typical Brooklyn deadbeat dad, OP.
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I still wanna b rachel's man
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:27 PM
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How does this guy have pictures of himself posing in front of weights? That guy looks like he's never met a salad.
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My blonde hair keeps getting in my eyes and randomly playing with my big tits keeps distracting me.
Pics of GTFO.
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Talking Grow up

Well Rachel if you are working 50 hours a week and are taking 18 credits what actual time do you have for you daughter? hmmm. And if Billy only works three days that means that he is probably with her most of the time. You fail to state the fact that you love to shop and spend money as well, but it is okay for you to do it and not Billy! Well if you want your man to spend more time with you then you need to help yourself and look a little better. Just because you work, go to school and take care of your child that does not excuse you to look like a hot mess. If you want your man to pay you attention you need to give him something to look at. If you were smart you would know that the men to women ratio is 1:10 women. He can find another woman out there that does all the things you do and still take care of her kids and man. All he does is work and care for his family and you have all these people thinking he is a dead beat dad. Knowing damn well that his life is about his daughter. Now because he chooses to use his leisure money on the car, and not you that is because you need to step it up. I have seen pictures of you and wearing his clothing is not cute. Buy your own clothes and make yourself look like something. Ever since you have given birth you have managed to look like you just rolled out of bed. As a big woman you can go to walmart and get nice clothing and not wear his. If the car is a problem then turn the car in and get something appropriate for you and the baby. You have the nerve to say that he should not put your business out there but you are the worse because you helped it to continue. You need to grow up and learn how to discuss issues instead of fighting all the time. Billy has shown he has a great heart and all you do i take his kindness as his weakness. Also, Billy did not get into details about his issues with you he spoke in general and now you decide you want to get into every nick and cranny. Did you speak on how you keep your home and how he has to keeps it up if not the place would look like a tornado hit it. You need to take responsibility for your own actions and stop putting blamen him. If I were him I would leave you in a heart beat and just love my daughter. Keep laughing on this thread because he will get the last laugh and rub it in your face. You talk about you want a MDX can you afford and MDX without Billy's three days? Try managing your life with out him and you will be begging for him to come back to you! Get a grip sweetie and learn to love and appreciate your man. You want to talk about he is an illegal citizen guess what it doesnt take much for a citizen to marry him and help him get is legal issues together. You are very spiteful, bitter, and scorned and it is obvious from your message that this is not the first time. I dont have to wonder why? You are unhappy and have self-esteem issues and you want Billy to fix them, he can't you have to fix them yourself. That is why you blame everything on Billy. Billy I got your back! Enjoy your weekend Sweetie! Go get your hair done!
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I hear Billy was good scout! He got himself a new merit badge.


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This thread has helped me to believe in world peace.
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Well Rachel if you are working 50 hours a week and are taking 18 credits what actual time do you have for you daughter? hmmm. And if Billy only works three days that means that he is probably with her most of the time. You fail to state the fact that you love to shop and spend money as well, but it is okay for you to do it and not Billy! Well if you want your man to spend more time with you then you need to help yourself and look a little better. Just because you work, go to school and take care of your child that does not excuse you to look like a hot mess. If you want your man to pay you attention you need to give him something to look at. If you were smart you would know that the men to women ratio is 1:10 women. He can find another woman out there that does all the things you do and still take care of her kids and man. All he does is work and care for his family and you have all these people thinking he is a dead beat dad. Knowing damn well that his life is about his daughter. Now because he chooses to use his leisure money on the car, and not you that is because you need to step it up. I have seen pictures of you and wearing his clothing is not cute. Buy your own clothes and make yourself look like something. Ever since you have given birth you have managed to look like you just rolled out of bed. As a big woman you can go to walmart and get nice clothing and not wear his. If the car is a problem then turn the car in and get something appropriate for you and the baby. You have the nerve to say that he should not put your business out there but you are the worse because you helped it to continue. You need to grow up and learn how to discuss issues instead of fighting all the time. Billy has shown he has a great heart and all you do i take his kindness as his weakness. Also, Billy did not get into details about his issues with you he spoke in general and now you decide you want to get into every nick and cranny. Did you speak on how you keep your home and how he has to keeps it up if not the place would look like a tornado hit it. You need to take responsibility for your own actions and stop putting blamen him. If I were him I would leave you in a heart beat and just love my daughter. Keep laughing on this thread because he will get the last laugh and rub it in your face. You talk about you want a MDX can you afford and MDX without Billy's three days? Try managing your life with out him and you will be begging for him to come back to you! Get a grip sweetie and learn to love and appreciate your man. You want to talk about he is an illegal citizen guess what it doesnt take much for a citizen to marry him and help him get is legal issues together. You are very spiteful, bitter, and scorned and it is obvious from your message that this is not the first time. I dont have to wonder why? You are unhappy and have self-esteem issues and you want Billy to fix them, he can't you have to fix them yourself. That is why you blame everything on Billy. Billy I got your back! Enjoy your weekend Sweetie! Go get your hair done!
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How does this guy have pictures of himself posing in front of weights? That guy looks like he's never met a salad.
It's a chop.

I photo shopped his head on there in place of someone else.

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It's all good, though. Billy got a new ride.

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And look! He bought his own computer now!

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I'm saying that I'm gonna immortalize this thread by making a back up copy, because it's too epic to let anything happen to it. ))
I know what you're saying. My reaction stands.
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i'm checking in from rennlist. epic thread. billy should solidify his fame in loserdom by making tshirts, medals, or trophies for being the sorriest loser in the world.
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