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Old 04-23-2010, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Jacobpockros
And lose some fucking weight....
But he can't do that. Its his 40% body fat percentage that makes him tough.
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:37 AM
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But he can't do that. Its his 75% body fat percentage that makes him tough.
fixed for accuracy
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:37 AM
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For those of you who are curious, here are some choice threads

C&H chop thread - scroll using page down. some of the pics don't work anymore, but still funny as fuck
https://acurazine.com/forums/acurazines-hall-fame-284/hilarious%2A%2Anws%2A%2A-313232/

LSBoogie's wife gets in accident - (I miss this guy ) no homo
https://acurazine.com/forums/acurazines-hall-fame-284/i-almost-had-kill-my-wife-last-night-why-do-some-women-use-emotion-decide-353101/

"eat before you talk" thread
https://acurazine.com/forums/acurazines-hall-fame-284/friend-purchasing-gti-708433/

BoostedJack - this guy claimed to have a pretty hot looking wife which he posted pics of and to own a few strip clubs
https://acurazine.com/forums/acurazines-hall-fame-284/official-boostedjacks-fake-life-thread-see-page-5-formerly-jiffy-lube-owned-367596/
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:45 AM
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These bastards will be receiving a special call tomorrow.
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:46 AM
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Gallardo666
Billy's employer:

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These bastards will be receiving a special call tomorrow.


delete that, no posting of personal info allowed per the admins.
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:53 AM
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I find it funny how i learned about this thread on another forum
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:54 AM
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I love this thread. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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Old 04-23-2010, 02:57 AM
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I find it funny how i learned about this thread on another forum
you're not the only one..... it was on FB too....
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Ashleigh
I love this thread. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Lolcatz give the warm and fuzzy feeling.






Sorry ladies and gentleman but a thread without lolcatz is no thread at all.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:07 AM
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Hello from Swedespeed(Volvo)


Billy is it true you had to buy a Daewoo because your wife sold HER Acura? HELLA LOL LOL LOL

Suicide is always an option….
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:08 AM
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billy...u suck..and even more so, because your name is billy! it's unfortunate that you are so lame that you compromised an actual living breathing beautiful woman and child with a fucking car! have fun with your car...and i hope it gets u off....if Rachel LETS you OWN it, u immigrant bastard!
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billy's a douche
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
Lolcatz give the warm and fuzzy feeling.



Sorry ladies and gentleman but a thread without lolcatz is no thread at all.
Oh my! That is ADORABLE. Wonder how he got himself in that predicament?
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by USAF_2010_T5
Hello from Swedespeed(Volvo)


Billy is it true you had to buy a Daewoo because your wife sold HER Acura? HELLA LOL LOL LOL

Suicide is always an option….
The bank was unable to approve his auto loan for the Daewoo due to the fact that he could not produce a social security number. He was last seen riding in the back of a truck leaving the home depot.
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Originally Posted by Ashleigh
Oh my! That is ADORABLE. Wonder how he got himself in that predicament?
No predicament, the lil fella just found a nice warm place to take a nap.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:16 AM
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way too screwed up now....
Originally Posted by remikinz
HAHAHAHAH 2 fails in one???

hahhahah this one is getting better... did not expect another fail... hahhah ... epic post.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
The bank was unable to approve his auto loan for the Daewoo due to the fact that he could not produce a social security number. He was last seen riding in the back of a truck leaving the home depot.
ouch...
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:16 AM
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by the way I AM the mega moderator's wifee...Big Lizard's girl....and he agrees with me on this billy a-hole....what a joke!!! he should be banned from azine!
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
No predicament, the lil fella just found a nice warm place to take a nap.
So cute.

I've got designs on you, btw. I like the cut of your jib. I think you're something special.

You get my point, right?
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Jayneland
by the way I AM the mega moderator's wifee...Big Lizard's girl....and he agrees with me on this billy a-hole....what a joke!!! he should be banned from azine!
lol...i love my wife.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Jayneland
by the way I AM the mega moderator's wifee...Big Lizard's girl....and he agrees with me on this billy a-hole....what a joke!!! he should be banned from azine!
The guy who runs the site (can't remember the name, he has astroboy as an avatar) decided not to because his idiotic post where so classic. He did insult astroboy on a few occasions on this thread so he will probably be banned after this thread has run its course.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:22 AM
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i love you sexy moderator.,..i am glad you are not BILLY!! lol
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc


delete that, no posting of personal info allowed per the admins.
That's not allowed, but this is:

- Telling him to f*** himself when he asked the admin to delete his thread
- Encouraging him to commit suicide
- Posting Facebook status pictures of the individual
etc etc..

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Old 04-23-2010, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Jayneland
by the way I AM the mega moderator's wifee...Big Lizard's girl....and he agrees with me on this billy a-hole....what a joke!!! he should be banned from azine!
You don't have to name drop, we all agree he is a fool.
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:28 AM
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just wanted to make my point clear...i'm a little behind in this thread yo!
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:32 AM
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O hai again.

I can't see my user profile. And why hasn't anybody chopped more pics of D-Bag?
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Ashleigh
So cute.

I've got designs on you, btw. I like the cut of your jib. I think you're something special.

You get my point, right?
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I go out of town for 2 days for work and this thread blows the hell up.. Damnit why does all the good shit go down when I'm not on here??. Looks like I got alot of reading to catch up on
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That will hopefully be you and me dancing soon!

So I take it this place doesn't have a PM system? Or am I not privvy to one until after my 15 day trial period?
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I go out of town for 2 days for work and this thread blows the hell up.. Damnit why does all the good shit go down when I'm not on here??. Looks like I got alot of reading to catch up on
good luck... look what page its on
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Old 04-23-2010, 03:47 AM
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I swear I can read. Especially up there where it tells me that I won't be able to use the PM on here until after the 15 days. Lulz.

Hukd on fonix!
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We've covered sex, cars and drugs. Looks like only religion is left.
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what's with the darn cats?? no offense
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Originally Posted by Silva-type-s
good luck... look what page its on
No shit! I got on Fark this morning just to catch some quick news before work and ended up taking the day off.
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Originally Posted by Jayneland
what's with the darn cats?? no offense
You don't know about lolcatz!!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

No homo but in my line of work you learn to appreciate the silly things in life.
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Man, what an amazing thread. Still working my way through it, but at page 23 so far and the lolz keep coming. Thanks Billy!!!
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Billy > Audi Tattoo
HAHAHAHA
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Where is everyone! You guys can't let this thread die. I am home by myself and bored. Come on you guys!
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It won't die, it'll still be here by morning I think. Everyone usually is asleep by 2
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