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Old 04-23-2010, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Mourning Would
It won't die, it'll still be here by morning I think. Everyone usually is asleep by 2
I really want to hear about the fallout when it comes to his job. I know a bunch of people have made arrangments to send crazy shit there and a few people filed complaints. I think the lambo guy is calling the place to complain.

I bet if someone called and played INS he would be gone with the quickness. Clubs are known to hire illegal immigrants to save money, tell them they are under investigation over one of their employees and watch how fast he disapears from the payroll.
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In from neons.org.

It's just sad to see people making poor decisions about their relationships. I hope mother and child are doing well. Maybe getting a few laughs at least from the forum.

For Billy's sake, I hope he changes his ways. There are too many douche bags already in this world. It would be sad to see another continue in douche baggery.

Anyways I will continue to watch this EPIC thread.

Thanks!!!
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
I really want to hear about the fallout when it comes to his job. I know a bunch of people have made arrangments to send crazy shit there and a few people filed complaints. I think the lambo guy is calling the place to complain.

I bet if someone called and played INS he would be gone with the quickness. Clubs are known to hire illegal immigrants to save money, tell them they are under investigation over one of their employees and watch how fast he disapears from the payroll.
Yeah, I'd be glad to have his leeching ass off of the government's teat. Club probably pays him under the table and he's still getting compensation, and on top of that he's an asshat. Rachel needs to kick him to the curb and find someone who can provide for her.
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440K views, almost half a million views

I've been online since AOL 1.0

this has to be one of the top 3 ownages I've witnessed in the past 10+ years

OP the entire Internet is laughing at you
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:47 AM
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:58 AM
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holy crap so early in the morning and 697 guests viewing lol

joined to get in on the madness, op is fckedddd

haha and i noticed hes from bk. maybe i should go look for his car
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:01 AM
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holy crap so early in the morning and 697 guests viewing lol

joined to get in on the madness, op is fckedddd

haha and i noticed hes from bk. maybe i should go look for his car
Dont do anything to the car. It belongs to his lady not him. She works her ass of to have a roof, a car, and food for herself and her child.

The OP just leeches off her. He is a piece of shit.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:03 AM
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I have a 2009 Honda Odyssey. What conversion kit do I need to make sure the blood from the kids I accidentally hit in the school pick up line doesn't get in the front grill and dirty up my engine? thx in advance.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
Dont do anything to the car. It belongs to his lady not him. She works her ass of to have a roof, a car, and food for herself and her child.

The OP just leeches off her. He is a piece of shit.
When I saw it headed to /b/ yesterday morning I tried to telegram her the urgent message to GTFO of there. O_O Last thing she needs is to be the one to receive the 5694 pizzas and 2000 Books of Morman.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
Dont do anything to the car. It belongs to his lady not him. She works her ass of to have a roof, a car, and food for herself and her child.

The OP just leeches off her. He is a piece of shit.
no no i wasnt gonna do anything to the car. if i can find the car that means i can find out who he is lol and i can laugh at his face
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TheNiceOneFromFark
I have a 2009 Honda Odyssey. What conversion kit do I need to make sure the blood from the kids I accidentally hit in the school pick up line doesn't get in the front grill and dirty up my engine? thx in advance.
LOL,



Real people just use their cars to go to work and back.

You upgraded rice burner impresses no one! You just look like an idiot to the civilized world.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:09 AM
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hi, saw this thread on a car criusing forum in ireland and have to say, billz1109 you are a waste of sperm sir and got what you truly deserved. you don't deserve to have your gf and consider yourself lucky she gave you another chance! no car is more important than family, and rachel, i doff my cap in your direction. you are truly a lady and deserve better than this pathetic excuse for a human being!!

'nuff said!!!!
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by TheNiceOneFromFark
I have a 2009 Honda Odyssey. What conversion kit do I need to make sure the blood from the kids I accidentally hit in the school pick up line doesn't get in the front grill and dirty up my engine? thx in advance.
Drive in reverse....
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:16 AM
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rofl, most epic thread i've read on the internet that appears to be true...wow...i just had to post up and say that. i was linked by a local forum.

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Old 04-23-2010, 06:16 AM
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Is this why I couldn't get on yesterday?


*waves*

why yes, yes it is.
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ok i needa turn off instant email notifications lol
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Drive in reverse....
Damned "my kid is terrific" bumper sticker is over the reverse camera
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:21 AM
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!#@*&

My &%*$# is staying home from work sick. Now I have to pretend I do something all day other than post on the intertubes.
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Originally Posted by TheNiceOneFromFark
!#@*&

My &%*$# husband is staying home from work sick. Now I have to pretend I do something all day other than post on the intertubes.
oops. fixed that.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:24 AM
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A girl?!?!?!
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Mourning Would
A girl?!?!?!
Did you really think the nice one from fark would have a peen?

But I'm a TFette so I have to weight 350 lbs and have some sort of eye issue
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:40 AM
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Hello very much. I can see two sides to this issue and will try very much to be the judge. You do not know me maybe but I am the Meow Said the Dog. One side of this says listen Mr. Billy had the complaint. His wife has the children and is not around often and he likes to have the sex with the car of he. Many people do have the mental illness and maybe he would need to have the therapy to stop liking the car. One part of this side of the issue says that Billy is very fat and so maybe he cannot get much of the action except from the car or the busy wife who does not have the time to find someone else.

The other side of this issue says that listen Billy you are very fat and should not act like such the idiot on the interweb forum. You are lucky to even find the girl who will have the sex with you. I would not do this because I am not the chubby chaser LAUGHTER OL! This side says that if there is the single brain cell in the head of the wife of you she will very quickly do the leaving.

I do not want to be the judge of this but if I was I would say that the judge would be that Billy just disappears and his wife finds the other man. Listen I have not ever been with the fat man so I do not know what gives someone this much of the desperation so maybe she has the mental illness also but hopefully she finds the attractive person who does not say the stupid things and does not use the word of doughter! I would suggest maybe the soldier in the marine core. She can type for this person. LAUGHTER OL get the brain moran.
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A girl?!?!?!
Yes... we do exist! Unfortunately, we only exist on the internet and in the dark, damp recesses of the mind.

Don't let that dishearten you, though!
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Originally Posted by TheNiceOneFromFark
Did you really think the nice one from fark would have a peen?

But I'm a TFette so I have to weight 350 lbs and have some sort of eye issue
Wait the minute are mayerbecca? Damn you how much fatness will you share?
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Originally Posted by meowsaidthedog
I would suggest maybe the soldier in the marine core. She can type for this person. LAUGHTER OL get the brain moran.
I am in the Navy and I now a bunch of guys that would treat her like the intelligent woman that she is. She works hard for her money and a lot of us make 40k in the Navy. Imagine if she met a nice Navy guy. She would have her job plus the income of a real earner and they could own a house together.

She could live comfortable in a real house with a real guy and they could easily save for college for the child.

She is so close to the American dream, she is working hard. all she has to do is drop the dead illegal immigrant weight.
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what the fuck is this that online gangsters meet up

Billy from all of us here at G35Driver we would like to just say that you are a total tool and:

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Originally Posted by meowsaidthedog
Wait the minute are mayerbecca? Damn you how much fatness will you share?
Laughter ol - only a matter of time.
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I cant believe I missed this thread. I knew something was up if it would send the entire board offline....

Cliffs please?
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I cant believe I missed this thread. I knew something was up if it would send the entire board offline....

Cliffs please?
Billy brought new chicks to the forum. We are awaiting nudes....
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Originally Posted by TheNiceOneFromFark
Damned "my kid is terrific" bumper sticker is over the reverse camera
Replace that sticker with "I Brake For Honors Students" and then put the Ghostbusters circle with the line through it over it....
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Billy brought new chicks to the forum. We are awaiting nudes....
in for the noods.....
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Originally Posted by gr8ness97
I cant believe I missed this thread. I knew something was up if it would send the entire board offline....

Cliffs please?
Billz talks shit about his wife.

Then she told us the truth.

Then he apoligized.

Then he called her a liar.

Then he said that both he and her were liars.

Then he made an ass of himself, and he made some racial slurs.

Then he made an ass of himself some more, repeat for countless threads.

The entire internet hates him now and he ran away.

Oh and he tried to be internet bully but we know were he works and he is probably gonna get his ass beat now.
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in for the noods.....
You need to be very specific here...(The 4chan and bodybuilders are sick, sick fucks)....
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Billy brought new chicks to the forum. We are awaiting nudes....
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in for the noods.....

:-(

I can't PM so I guess I'll just have to post my picture inline

Be nice

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If you think I won't fap to that, you don't know me....
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If you think I won't fap to that, you don't know me....


You just won a seat on fark.com
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If you think I won't fap to that, you don't know me....
I have only been here for one day but I think that Whiskers is the comic relief for this site.
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You just won a seat on fark.com
Cool...What's a fark?
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I have only been here for one day but I think that Whiskers is the comic relief for this site.
55,000 posts...One is bound to be sort of funny....
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