My wife and my side chick aka my tl
04-23-2010, 12:30 PM
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Somewhere around page 30, Billy's OTHER Girlfreind comes out of the woodwork, all freaked out. Turns out she meant another Billy, not our Billy.
That was pretty fun for a page or two. (whether her story was true or not -
).
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04-23-2010, 12:31 PM
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Hi AZ from e90 post. Billy, it's got to be embarrassing when pricks in BMWs are laughing at you. Log off and be a man.
Astro, great site. Our epic threads are deleted quickly.
I feel sorry for his daughter.
Astro, great site. Our epic threads are deleted quickly.
I feel sorry for his daughter.
04-23-2010, 12:31 PM
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04-23-2010, 12:33 PM
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Hi Billy from NOW (nerdyoldwarriors.com)
We would like to say congratulations for being a complete moron.
I think you would be best friends with this guy:
Thank you and have a nice day.
-The Glavin
We would like to say congratulations for being a complete moron.
I think you would be best friends with this guy:
Thank you and have a nice day.
-The Glavin
04-23-2010, 12:35 PM
#2730
Earth-bound misfit
Can the used fleshlight guy hook Billy up?
04-23-2010, 12:35 PM
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04-23-2010, 12:37 PM
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Earth-bound misfit
^
04-23-2010, 12:54 PM
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Hello, stopping in from the corn state Indiana. Have seen this come up on too many forums, so I just HAD to join your site to point out that someone who was terrified of being the laughing stock of AZINE, well, you sir just became the laughing stock of the INTERNET!!! You are epic!! Please tell me how you did this, I want to be as famous as you one day. Wait, no, no I dont.
Many of the fine folks on this site have tried and tried to point out to you the error in your ways, you don't seem to listen. You keep going on about how you gave your daughter (yes, it's spelled with an "a" not an "o", but you were close, not bad) everything. You however did not give her the respect to not refer to your car as a "love" of your life. You honestly don't deserve a daughter, but sadly, you don't have to deserve a child to get one in this world. It sounds like you royally fucked up. You lost your "girl" as you call her, which is extremely disrespectful, and some contact with your daughter. I have to agree with your peers here, your car, the money you spend on it, and what you do with your money are NOT the problems. You should have fixed the real problems. I spent the last two nights in my garage getting my car ready for this season. I got home from work, changed my clothes and dissappeared into the garage. My fiance had NO issues with this. Why? Well, we have a good solid relationship. I ordered thousands of dollars of parts, she did not care. You're missing the very important part of what was missing.
Oh and by the way, the "too low 4 fat hoes", dude, you have a daughter. To proudly proclaim that women to your are "hoes" at this point in your life is one of the most stomach churning things I have seen all day!! When you put that sticker on your car, did you think to yourself that people would think you were cool? Did you think about what your reaction would be ten years from now when you overheard some half whitted no job having pile of flesh and bones refer to your daughter as a hoe? Would you feel good knowing that?
I honestly could go on for hours and hours here, and I only read up to the 15th page before I felt that I had to register for a forum just to comment.
And for the record, I'll clear some things up. The people that are correcting you on your life's decisions, they are not e-thugs. They are trying to help you, brash as it may be, it's help. Listen to them instead of calling them e-thugs. Secondly, you really should get your citizenship. It's worth it. Third, well, grow up I think encompasses the thought for number three.
Signing off, and making my way back to the corn state. Enjoy the increased traffic AZINE owners. Your forum just got HUGE overnight.
Many of the fine folks on this site have tried and tried to point out to you the error in your ways, you don't seem to listen. You keep going on about how you gave your daughter (yes, it's spelled with an "a" not an "o", but you were close, not bad) everything. You however did not give her the respect to not refer to your car as a "love" of your life. You honestly don't deserve a daughter, but sadly, you don't have to deserve a child to get one in this world. It sounds like you royally fucked up. You lost your "girl" as you call her, which is extremely disrespectful, and some contact with your daughter. I have to agree with your peers here, your car, the money you spend on it, and what you do with your money are NOT the problems. You should have fixed the real problems. I spent the last two nights in my garage getting my car ready for this season. I got home from work, changed my clothes and dissappeared into the garage. My fiance had NO issues with this. Why? Well, we have a good solid relationship. I ordered thousands of dollars of parts, she did not care. You're missing the very important part of what was missing.
Oh and by the way, the "too low 4 fat hoes", dude, you have a daughter. To proudly proclaim that women to your are "hoes" at this point in your life is one of the most stomach churning things I have seen all day!! When you put that sticker on your car, did you think to yourself that people would think you were cool? Did you think about what your reaction would be ten years from now when you overheard some half whitted no job having pile of flesh and bones refer to your daughter as a hoe? Would you feel good knowing that?
I honestly could go on for hours and hours here, and I only read up to the 15th page before I felt that I had to register for a forum just to comment.
And for the record, I'll clear some things up. The people that are correcting you on your life's decisions, they are not e-thugs. They are trying to help you, brash as it may be, it's help. Listen to them instead of calling them e-thugs. Secondly, you really should get your citizenship. It's worth it. Third, well, grow up I think encompasses the thought for number three.
Signing off, and making my way back to the corn state. Enjoy the increased traffic AZINE owners. Your forum just got HUGE overnight.
hi imasquirrel, i see you 
04-23-2010, 12:58 PM
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Hello all, I was linked to this thread by a colleague in another forum, and I thought "eh why not join in the fun right?"
OT: Billy you're truly a disgrace to fathers and men everywhere, but I hope now you've learnt to respect the people who love you......the hard way, until you man up I guess you're going to be stuck in a relationship with a mass produced emotionless inanimate object because you can't handle a normal relationship like a real man would, after all it seems that love towards you is a waste of emotion.
As for Rachel good luck with everything and I wish you and your daughter the best.
OT: Billy you're truly a disgrace to fathers and men everywhere, but I hope now you've learnt to respect the people who love you......the hard way, until you man up I guess you're going to be stuck in a relationship with a mass produced emotionless inanimate object because you can't handle a normal relationship like a real man would, after all it seems that love towards you is a waste of emotion.
As for Rachel good luck with everything and I wish you and your daughter the best.
04-23-2010, 12:59 PM
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We see you, Bill...talk with us. Maybe we can all just put this to rest and be friends again. As quickly as this started, so it can end. I'd like to ask everyone to give him a chance...
*snicker*
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Couldn't keep a straight face!!! You're a douche, Bill!!
*wipes eyes*
*snicker*
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Couldn't keep a straight face!!! You're a douche, Bill!!
*wipes eyes*
Thanks, this is one of the funniest threads I've read on the net.
04-23-2010, 01:03 PM
#2750
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
04-23-2010, 01:05 PM
#2751
Old Man Yelling at Clouds
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04-23-2010, 01:09 PM
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I missed one day, a quarter miliion views, and a thousand comments... There is no way I can catch up now...
Hello World....
Just a reminder that it is absolutely necessary for pics to be posted of our new members... well not all of them, just the ladies
I just can't believe that Billy is still talking shit. Just shut your mouth and let it go. I don't see this ending well for you
Hello World....
Just a reminder that it is absolutely necessary for pics to be posted of our new members... well not all of them, just the ladies
I just can't believe that Billy is still talking shit. Just shut your mouth and let it go. I don't see this ending well for you
the women who came here are from fark & /b and know better than to post our photos where the b-tards loom.
04-23-2010, 01:09 PM
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04-23-2010, 01:12 PM
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You also won't be able to use the private message system, or add photos to an album right away either. As soon as you have accrued 5 posts and have been a member for 15 days, you will be granted this ability.
04-23-2010, 01:13 PM
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Jesus Christ we have people from all over the world posting in here. Off the top of my head, all over the US, Canada, Ireland, Japan, Scotland, some people from Fark, /b, Jalopnik, Facebook, twitter, and from that one guy's nationally syndicated radio show, all sorts of car forums, Civic, H-T, RX8club, FSC trucks, BMW, MBworld, Porsche, Ferrari, even a Gixxer forum..... it goes on and on and on
I bet the list must be amazing. Is there a way to find out who linked to this thread?
I bet the list must be amazing. Is there a way to find out who linked to this thread?
One of the tfettes that came here is in Spain so you can add that to your list