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Old 04-23-2010, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Willie Mack
Dude. This made it to the Mormon forums. It's like a plauge


That means were just about to hit the Amish forums.


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Old 04-23-2010, 05:41 PM
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greetings from e46fanatics.com (BMW forum) You are sooooooo fucked!!! lolllllll sorry man I had to do it hahahaha
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by billyz-needs-a-lap-band
This may be the most amazing thread ever created. I am checking in from quattroworld.com

Billz is a DEmotivational speaker.
Fixed that
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:48 PM
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Lawlz. Illegal immigrants FTL. Billy if you need a ride I'll drop you off at the nearest INS office. Or you can paint my deck...
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Originally Posted by BillysMomLegsBabySauceBad
ROFLMAO!! I laughed so hard at this the dog downstairs heard me and started barking!! I needed that, thx!

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Old 04-23-2010, 05:49 PM
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I am addicted to this thread. I want to know more. Can Billz please do a youtube response. Can this thing get to that level?

Perhaps I should craft a youtube Hitler is upset video. snicker snicker....
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:50 PM
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^Yes we really need that.
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:51 PM
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I've been reading this thread for two days now.
I thinK I love you guys...
Srs.
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:55 PM
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greetings from the Amish forums!
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:57 PM
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by synth19
greetings from the Amish forums!
lmao you have a computer

j/k
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by getagrip1027
So if he is not american and english is not his native language that makes him a bad dad?
This is correct.
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan1629
lmao you have a computer

j/k
Hey, man, those Amish kids are some serious party animals.



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Old 04-23-2010, 06:00 PM
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lmao you have a computer

j/k
Not exactly, I'm peddling some furniture and asked this synth19 guy to post this up for me.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:00 PM
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Those are the ones with the black cars not the carriages.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:01 PM
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Damn this thread is still going?

I said it once and I'll say it again, Billy it sucks to be you!
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ElleEmenopea
I've been reading this thread for two days now.
I thinK I love you guys...
Srs.
noodz?


Edit: not for me. Whiskers will want to know.

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Old 04-23-2010, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by FarkHasCome
I think you mean by a concussion blast. Shellshock is something else entirely. And you're right about most of that. But what does any of it have to do with him being Mexican? Would you say the same if he were Russian? Ecuadorian? Texan? If he were a Texan, and I made a rambling post about the poor quality of his gene pool and called him a lazy texan, as a texan, you would probably take offense.

Oh, and if you'd read from three pages back to here, you'd see I've been mocking him considerably. For being a douchebag, not for being a Mexican.

/Nation of immigrants and all that.
If he was a dead beat peice of Russian, Californian, Texan, or Ecuadorian shit I would still refer to the origin of said peice of shit. /you.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:06 PM
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:15 PM
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My post was deleted why?
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by N2Spwnsallofyou
If he was a dead beat peice of Russian, Californian, Texan, or Ecuadorian shit I would still refer to the origin of said peice of shit. /you.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:21 PM
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Funny. You're saying Billy is a piece of shit because of something *I* did? Are you his buddy or something? Or are you just the one wiping off the lipstick Billy put on you?

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Old 04-23-2010, 06:22 PM
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Billy, if you're wondering why people be hatin' on you, remember that douchebags like you are all over the world and it's nice to see one get put in his place.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:28 PM
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Billy your the man in the blazer. The rest of us are the guy in the white button up
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
My post was deleted why?
i peeped that lol
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:30 PM
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Howdy from the G8Board!

Astro, you should setup Google Analytics and post some of the pics back here.

Billy, your a shining example of why I despise the vast majority of my own generation.....
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by billz1109
she is talking out of her ass couse the bottom line is she hates that she can control me but it ok she won the fight of words and that is what females do best.............
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:37 PM
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As of 2:43 PM today, this thread has officially Circumnavigated the Interwebz:

https://acurazine.com/forums/3g-tl-2004-2008-93/have-you-guys-seen-someone-here-773383/



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Old 04-23-2010, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat94
As of 2:43 PM today, this thread has officially Circumnavigated the Interwebz:

https://acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=773383



Wow, it made it to the TL section
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:42 PM
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Rachels_newMAN - Get a clue; Quit posting that vid.



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Old 04-23-2010, 06:44 PM
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Long time lurker, first time poster... I've been lurking since page 29-and yes, I have read every post (no, I have no life). What finally drew me out? The image of the cat eatin' Billz car. Or more specifically, the IH TRAVELALL in the foreground! Huzzah! Travelall ftw!

Now to Billz, aka Jabba the Butt: D00D. I cannot begin to thank you enough for the entertainment. You are legendary. A legendary asshat. If/when the charming Rachel yanks your wheels (likely the only thing of yours she will yank, now that she has already yanked your yam bag off), I have a bicycle for you. Of course, there is no seat-just the post- but I doubt that will bother you much.

ThatNiceOnefromFark: Yes, the "Kill Bill" image is most appropriate. And may I also add: YUM.

Astro: Carry on, wayward son. There will be pizza when you are done.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
My post was deleted why?
because sometimes you're just not very funny
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:54 PM
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I am happy to report that Billy is manning up around the house and sees the err of his ways. Billy has agreed to watch his daughter tonight while Rachel and I have a night on the town together.
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:55 PM
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Astro, you should setup Google Analytics and post some of the pics back here.
They're set up, what would you want to see?
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Old 04-23-2010, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by astro
stop posting the number, he disconnected it within 2mins of it hitting /b yesterday.
yeah, probably isn't even reading his gmail account listed anymore either.

Only point of contact we know is the club, and I'm not even sure if that'll be an option in a few days.
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Old 04-23-2010, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by The Slatted Chair
yeah, probably isn't even reading his gmail account listed anymore either.

Only point of contact we know is the club, and I'm not even sure if that'll be an option in a few days.
Are you trying to ask him out on a date?
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Old 04-23-2010, 07:03 PM
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Only point of contact we know is the club, and I'm not even sure if that'll be an option in a few days.
somebody left him a note in his mailbox at home this morning.
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Haven't been on in a while, but this thread brought me back... Got a new signature line too...
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Almost to 3000 posts WOW
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