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Old 04-24-2010, 01:25 AM
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I'm back, guys!

This thread is STILL fucking awesome.
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yo sup homes I'm the admin from new jersey bitchencamaros.com jus checkin in from yo I'm the admin there rly lol!!!

haha dat dood ttly got pwn3d!!!!1 hay billy your a fag lol .. IBTL!!!!1one
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Dayum. Got referred here from WoW (World of Warcraft), where the thread was being discussed in the global channels. I have to say, Bill... You are officially more of a loser than 99% of the gamer population. Bravo.
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^ lol!
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Billy, I saw this thread and laughed so hard I erupted a volcano in Iceland.

Signed,

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Billy,

Just in case you have not stepped on your third member enough ... I brought several pairs of golf shoes so you can finish the job, tonight.



Rennlist (The Porsche Guys) is laughing gloriously at you.

In most situations in life, one can apologize for a mistake ... maybe you will take a minute to reflect on your decisions.

Here is a friend for you so you can get some advice on how to enjoy her car a little longer.

http://zeroxmachine.blogspot.com/200...lpipe-man.html

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Old 04-24-2010, 01:57 AM
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Billy, I saw this thread and laughed so hard I erupted a volcano in Iceland.

Signed,

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541,445 views...and going. Posted By bben

The internet is serious bidness....haha.
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:36 AM
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Billz,

I hear that your cousin will hire you once you get fired from Pure;





See you soon.

-La Migra
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:42 AM
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Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 484 (28 members and 456 guests)

god damn!
You should've been here when it was over 10,000 users. The servers were shitting bricks!
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:54 AM
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Another one here from ATOT, Billy, you just got your shit pushed in, BIG TIME!!!


Oh and best post ever!

Originally Posted by Billy Mays
Billy Mays here for "Relationship Away!!"

Are you tired of that woman who gave birth to your child bitching at you every time you want parts for your car????!?!?!!1

Are you feeling like the whole world should be involved in your person affairs that make you look like a total tool????!LoL!>!>!

Are you trying to figure out how to get that car into your name???


..

...

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Then just try Billz's wife tested, forum approved "Relationship Away!"

You'll be spewing stupidity in just minutes, page after page of complete english fails, and you'll finally forget to lof off your account so she can see what kind of bitch you think she is!! Don't worry, everyone will totally back you up!

In a few short weeks, your relationship will not only be completely public, but your life will be totally hilarious to complete strangers too!!

Going global to an internetz near you!!
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:58 AM
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oh man i had to get in on this epic thread.
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IBTL

Saying Hi from TCCoA.Com.
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:22 AM
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Calling in from near the South Pole in Antarctica.
Yes its even reached us here!

Billy I've studied plankton with better social skills and way smarter than you!

Move on Rachel!
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Ishrub
Calling in from near the South Pole in Antarctica.
Yes its even reached us here!

Billy I've studied plankton with better social skills and way smarter than you!

Move on Rachel!
I am calling shenanigans but if I am wrong then this has offically reached every continent.
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:45 AM
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I can't believe that out of the millions and millions of sperm, Billy was the one that fertilized the egg.
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:18 AM
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I made a profile on this site JUST to say this.
YOU GOT MOTHERF***ING OWNED DUDE.
I have made sure to spread the word of this to 3 other forums, facebook and twitter.
Next time, try not to be such a douche and try being a man.
man up, take care of your kid, forget the car for a little while, and prioritze a little better.
Your wife rocks, you don't.



oh yeah, I am a fan of Acura's, But I don't own one. Used to work at an Acura dealership in the shop though. I might browse the other posts and see what's what.


I had to join for this though. epic owning.
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by La Migra
Billz,

I hear that your cousin will hire you once you get fired from Pure;





See you soon.

-La Migra
woooah, that's like 220 on that bar. I wouldn't want to mess with someone that benched 220 and weight 440...
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:25 AM
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weighed*
it's like 530am...
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:37 AM
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Has anyone else pointed out that he even failed in the thread title. You side lady, car, or anything else is not a "side chick" Its your side piece!

As in "my bitch is at work so I called up my side piece to get my dick wet."

Its ok though billz, I know what you are going through. I lost a girlfriend over my love of my M3. The difference is that I pay all my bills and support myself. All she did was spend the money I earned.

I guess she is the female billz.

Guess I will have to go out and fined another 9 to fuck. Poor me.
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:54 AM
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wow.....and thats really understating on how i feel about this whole thread. yea it has gotten carried away but its all fun lol

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Old 04-24-2010, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by silentxone
wow.....and thats really understating on how i feel about this whole thread. yea it has gotten carried away but its all fun lol

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Have you driven the new Evo? I rallied the old one that belonged to my friend and it was amazing fun.

Come to find out that no experience in rally cost me over 20 grand in repairs but the experience was worth it!

Mitsubishi makes some fucking amazing cars!
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
Have you driven the new Evo? I rallied the old one that belonged to my friend and it was amazing fun.

Come to find out that no experience in rally cost me over 20 grand in repairs but the experience was worth it!

Mitsubishi makes some fucking amazing cars!
haha yea i driven it already, i freakin love it. mitsu are still beasts, i'm just hoping they don't skimp out with the evo XI
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by silentxone
haha yea i driven it already, i freakin love it. mitsu are still beasts, i'm just hoping they don't skimp out with the evo XI
Yeah the are great cars. It is a shame that they don't sell as well as they should in the US.

Back when I was delivering pizzas I had a 2000 Galant. The best used car I ever had. I leased a Outlander when they first came out and loved it, I don't know why they don't sell. It was good on gas and it it had enough power that when I hit the gas (V6 model) I actually had to knuckle the wheel because of the torque!!!!

I really shocked me the first time.
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:22 AM
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Ok guys your milking it. Now your just making it personal talking about his mother and stuff like that thats not even funny
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Lamarski
Yeah the are great cars. It is a shame that they don't sell as well as they should in the US.

Back when I was delivering pizzas I had a 2000 Galant. The best used car I ever had. I leased a Outlander when they first came out and loved it, I don't know why they don't sell. It was good on gas and it it had enough power that when I hit the gas (V6 model) I actually had to knuckle the wheel because of the torque!!!!

I really shocked me the first time.
well the evo x pretty much boosted more people to buy it. nowadays you got every little ricer boy barely affording the evo x and ricing it up with god knows what. even guys in there 70's are getting the MR cuz its a twin-clutch clutchless system now.
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Originally Posted by La Migra
See you soon.

-La Migra


one of the only spanish things i remember from born in east LA
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Originally Posted by Ishrub
Calling in from near the South Pole in Antarctica.
Yes its even reached us here!

Billy I've studied plankton with better social skills and way smarter than you!

Move on Rachel!
seriously? :astro do an ip check, i think antarctica was the last holdout.....
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by silentxone
well the evo x pretty much boosted more people to buy it. nowadays you got every little ricer boy barely affording the evo x and ricing it up with god knows what. even guys in there 70's are getting the MR cuz its a twin-clutch clutchless system now.
You don't fuck with the Evo, just like you don't fuck the BMW.

These cars are made my professionals and cheap aftermarket parts just fuck them up.

There are exceptions. If you rally then there are quailty places to support the Evo just like BMW has Dinan, which is so good that they are covered it under warentee!!!!!

The problem is that people get a car and think the AC Whitney is gonna make their car better.

After all these years why is the used car lots not filled with rice burners????

The people that handle my friends cars for rally cost thousands. Cheap modes do nothing other than fuck up cars.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:40 AM
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And Just for whiskers you'll get a kick out of it.
I have one....My right hand...
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Ishrub
Calling in from near the South Pole in Antarctica.
Yes its even reached us here!

Billy I've studied plankton with better social skills and way smarter than you!

Move on Rachel!
HOLY SHIT. WE NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE EVERY CONTINENT OF THE WORLD REPRESENTED IN THIS THREAD.

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Bahahaha... Easily the funniest thing i've ever read.

Calling from UKFiestaNetwork in the United Kingdom (England)
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Does anyone kknow if he got fired yet or deported?
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this is still going? Can this bunghole not accept the fact that he's lost at life?
Hahahaaha
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Sorry Billy but your a tard so on with the cats.



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Hey it's Billy's magazine yes
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I first heard about this thread at page, along time ago. EPIC double face-palm failure! Anyways hello from the Middle East deployed not seeing my family by no choice. All my friends know and are sharing this thread with their friends back home LOL.
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bout damn time Billy Mays showed up and 'd someone.
Billy Mays approves this award!! Thanks!
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Just Checking in from the DSM community. Gotta love a legendary thread. Hope this D bag gets what he deserves.



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at officially being worldwide.

IB thanks you for being a douche Billy.
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