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Old 04-24-2010, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by nopinch
Greetings,

EPIC thread that will continue to grow and congrats to some honda guys for pulling that off.

P.S. Russ is gay
Wait...wah?...I recognize the sn, but real names are not fun....and the ONE time I let you put my pecker in your mouth and that makes me gay?
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DIZAZNDOOD320
y u gonna waste 42 dollars on his ass for he's just gonna spend it on something lil for his TL or maybe 42 dollars can get him a blow
42 will indeed get a bj in Brooklyn...it was also get you herpes.
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:22 PM
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thanks for the read guys haha.

someone needs to get there shit straight.
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Old 04-24-2010, 02:38 PM
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All of the chops should be added to the facebook group.
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Hello from audi-sport.net

I've linked this so they'll all be laughing at Billy too.....what a tool.

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Originally Posted by billy billz was framed
lmao!!!
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Just wanted to say hello from those of us over at swedespeed.com - Volvo forum.

Good laughs.
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Thread is dying now. Will it make 100 pages?
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 04WDPSeDaN
Ron A Finally posted, now this is finally epic.

BTW, I doubt that's the real Rachel, since she posted on page 20ish I think under another user name.
Actually two other user names, which is against our rules.

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Old 04-24-2010, 04:14 PM
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it seems most of the internet has lost interest by now. I dont see anything short of a youtube rant by billz kicking this past 100
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:17 PM
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And it's still getting spread around. Checkin' ya out from a New Beetle forum... laughin' my ass off.
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BillyGotClowned
Thread is dying now. Will it make 100 pages?
Originally Posted by Nothing_is_Static
it seems most of the internet has lost interest by now. I dont see anything short of a youtube rant by billz kicking this past 100
Either that or because it's the weekend.

We traditionally slow down here on weekends, but maybe that's not the case with a worldwide (all the continents) thread like this.
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:29 PM
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There's till 1000 people in here, the posting may be slowing, but I think Monday will see a resurgence. /b/ could return.

The Slatted Chair, is this done, or?
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:42 PM
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:44 PM
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Gs Dewd
I don't think that is his girlfriend Racheal. Just someone trying to breath life back into this dying horse.
Dang, I owned if that is the case

Thanks for point it out; however, I believe my original point still stands.
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:01 PM
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The interwebz lubs Billy.
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:16 PM
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lol well this thread made it to the Maxima.org forums... I was wondering why Azine was having so much trouble the last couple of days!
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:42 PM
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Hello Rachel,

First, let me say that I feel your pain.

Why, I once had some marital rough spots, heh, heh, but I worked them out.

What you need is someone who can understand your deepest hopes and feelings. I happen to be between jobs at the moment, and am able to offer you some comfort, heh heh.

Please IM your information and let ol' Willy put your troubles to bed, er, rest.

best regards,
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Originally Posted by billz1109
Dear Billy,

This is your "wife" writing. Please note I am using this term loosely, because at the end of this letter, this will no longer be the case.

First of all, why are you putting our business on the internet? I have asked you and told you repeatedly that what happens to us is BETWEEN us. Clearly, your little plan to gain support backfired. Most of the people who commented on this thread AGREED WITH ME. The funny thing, is that they haven't even heard my side of the story.

So, since you insist on insulting me, I must insist on defending myself. Let's get a few things clear. When you are good, you are the greatest man I know. But ever since our child has been born, you have been nothing but a selfish idiot.

You are not the father of the year, so stop giving people the impression that you take care of her because I do all the work. She is 8 months old and I have been taking care of her ever since she was born. True, there was a month that you helped out because I called you a deadbeat dad, and you did take care of her after she was born because I had a C Section, but beyond that, the only time you take care of her is when you absolutely have to. Otherwise, you would rather pay for a sitter to do the job so you can spend your day online or working on your stupid car.

Which, incidentally, is under my name. Don't forget that.

Furthermore, the problem we have is not about the car. It is about your order of importance. Every time you have to take the car in for maintenance, I don't object. When you need to buy things that the car NEEDS, I don't object. But when you want to waste your money on frivolous items when you know we need to spend money on other things, LIKE YOUR CITIZENSHIP SO YOU CAN GET A DAMN JOB! then I have a problem. I think your peers would agree with me.

I love you more than any person I have ever loved in my life, but you are impossible to live with. I am working over 50 hours a week, I am taking 18 credits in school, and I am raising our daughter when I am not doing one or the other. All you do is work as a bouncer 3 nights a week. Dude, get real.

Why is it wrong that I want you to spend time with me, with us? When did I become a bitch because I want you in our life? Being in a relationship means sacrifice. Contrary to what you wrote, the "$13K worth of sh*t" that is in my closet was acquired BEFORE YOU CAME INTO THE PICTURE. I got that on my own. There is a reason why I don't have any new designer handbags, I have something much more valuable to me: MY DAUGHTER!!!

And, FYI, you are obligated to tell me what you are doing with your time and your money. I have a right to know where you are in case of emergency. Your "movements" as you call them are not what matters. What matters is that I know that you are safe and plan on coming home, because believe it or not I care about what happens to you. At least, I did.

In the end, I am sorry it came to this. I am sorry you felt that you had to talk to complete strangers about our problems instead of me. I am also sorry that this isn't going to work anymore, because I really do love you.

Perhaps next time you shouldn't leave your AcuraZine account logged on for me to view it. I have already opened up my own AcuraZine account, so if you delete this post, I will simply repost it under my own.

Hopefully with the next girl, you will have learned your lesson because I am tired of trying to raising you into being a man.

"And I'm on to the next one...."

Good Luck,
Rachel

P.S. Thank you to all that offered support. These last few months have been very challenging to me and it very endearing to see that I have the support of strangers. For those of you that have met us, I apologize that you had to see this. This kind of behavior is not appropriate. We are not legally married, and he has been given the option many times to leave if he is so unhappy.

I look forward to seeing the replys on this!!! FYI, if you do catch me on AcuraZine in the future (as I prefer to spend my free time with my daughter and not the internet), you will find me under MDX. Have to upgrade to a bigger car for the baby and dogs!

And don't worry about me. I will be fine. It isn't the first time the man I relied on showed me that he was unreliable.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:18 PM
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Hello from buckeyeplanet.com!! This thread really helped kill some time while my wife was in the hospital this week!!

For Billzzzzz

Here he is,
The biggest douche of the universe.
In all the galaxies,
There's no bigger douche than you.

You've reached the top,
The pinnacle of douchedom.
Good goin' douche.
Your dream has come true.
Go Bucks!!
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:20 PM
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Team Rachael in the house.. This Epic ownage should make the nightly news.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:33 PM
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checking in London Auto Club (LAC) car forum from london, On, Canada, I got my popcorn so keep the laughs coming
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woah....how did i miss this....82 pages!...and what a tool...
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:08 PM
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Checking in from my favorite site to troll "Canadiangunnutz" Just to say that you're a fat fucking douche and I hope you get hit by a bus!
Also I need to be banned. Can a mod ban me please?
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by CLtotheTL32


What a douche-bag..
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BillysMomLegsBabySauceBad
says nothing about user profiles. I thought you could read, moran?
Page 69

Seriously, did this dude call him a 'moran'? Buwhahaha

And sorry for not keeping up. I only checked in yesterday.
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:14 PM
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Checking in from CVN.

Been reading this epic fail now for several days.

Billy is quite the tool.

What irritates me if the fool women who put up with these idiots.

So congrats Rachel keep enabling him, keep letting him slide on issues, keep letting him leech on you and this country. You called him out perfectly then went back on your word. How serious do you really think he is going to take ANYTHING you say now? If or rather I should say WHEN you get keep getting walked on by him later consider how things could have been different.

This IMO is like the girl who stays with the abusive bf/husband who beats the living crap out of them, but refuses to leave given the chance.
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Pote757
Page 69

Seriously, did this dude call him a 'moran'? Buwhahaha

And sorry for not keeping up. I only checked in yesterday.

They went over this yesterday is a meme from fark IIRC. In other words they did it on purpose.
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I'm still around. Just trying to dig up more inane stuff to slap up on here for no reason at all.
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Bah ha ha funny ass thread!

Paul here from Ireland it was posted up on one of our forums funny how it's getting around!
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That's where that comes from.
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Dad would you please shut the fuck up
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Originally Posted by Billy's Doughter
Dad would you please shut the fuck up

Wow the 8-month speaks!
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Wow the 8-month speaks!
I think types is the accurate term
But hey, her mom has a 3.96 GPA
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Originally Posted by FarkHasCome


That's where that comes from.
dammmmz. I be owned to. This silly internets
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Billy yep still a retard. Time for more useless post.


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