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until you meet the BMW driver... then you will know what Cuck is
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This is well documented
I'd tell you the origin story of Audi + S5 + Sport Diff = CUCK!
But then you'd probably say you already heard of it
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Team Owner
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Team Owner
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From: Los Angeles
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From: Waffles, BU
Alright, since you guys are new to the game let me jokesplain thangs..
a cock = douchebag level 99
a cuck is not a misspelling of cock
a cuck can be a cock tho
A cuck is a guy who lets other men fuck his wife and he gets off on it
He also takes interest in things that he deems others don't have the resources or mental capacity to understand
He also likes to explain things as the expert even though he's never done said things
A cuck only values people they deem important, usually rich or have some type of title they deem worthy
They'll then use said acquaintance as a resource to exalting said cuck into the same status and playing field
If said acquaintance fucks said cuck's wife, even better for them, best friend they'll say
A cuck avoids toxicity
Cucks love Audis, especially S5s with sport diffs. They'll ask other cucks if their cuckmobiles have sport diffs.
If they answer no, they judge them to be inferior, but will call on them for backup if needed
These cucks think they are masters of their domain, and allow said dudes to fuck wife because they are in an open relationship
But the reality is, cuck doesn't fuck other women, so while swinging != cuck
Self described swinger (cuck) not getting a nice piece of ass while cuck's wife has 5 dicks in her == cuck
Lastly, said cuck thinks they are alpha AF
But deep down they're very insecure, and are ashamed of their jizz output while other guys are watching
They have a special diet for flavor and volume. Jizz master cuck who drives an S5 sport diff is the alpha among alphas.
#noToxicityZone
a cock = douchebag level 99
a cuck is not a misspelling of cock
a cuck can be a cock tho
A cuck is a guy who lets other men fuck his wife and he gets off on it
He also takes interest in things that he deems others don't have the resources or mental capacity to understand
He also likes to explain things as the expert even though he's never done said things
A cuck only values people they deem important, usually rich or have some type of title they deem worthy
They'll then use said acquaintance as a resource to exalting said cuck into the same status and playing field
If said acquaintance fucks said cuck's wife, even better for them, best friend they'll say
A cuck avoids toxicity
Cucks love Audis, especially S5s with sport diffs. They'll ask other cucks if their cuckmobiles have sport diffs.
If they answer no, they judge them to be inferior, but will call on them for backup if needed
These cucks think they are masters of their domain, and allow said dudes to fuck wife because they are in an open relationship
But the reality is, cuck doesn't fuck other women, so while swinging != cuck
Self described swinger (cuck) not getting a nice piece of ass while cuck's wife has 5 dicks in her == cuck
Lastly, said cuck thinks they are alpha AF
But deep down they're very insecure, and are ashamed of their jizz output while other guys are watching
They have a special diet for flavor and volume. Jizz master cuck who drives an S5 sport diff is the alpha among alphas.
#noToxicityZone
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All this time H been like.. #CuckLyfe
Now he sees it for what it is and he not bout that life
C'mon H.. you never know til you try.. ask Kurt if his cuckmobile has a sport diff.
Now he sees it for what it is and he not bout that life
C'mon H.. you never know til you try.. ask Kurt if his cuckmobile has a sport diff.
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Just to give you an idea on the price discrepancy.... my 435GC is about 6xx a month lease with 60k sticker USD,,, $2k drive off.
Similarly equipped S5 is about $200 month more... like i could get a M3/4 for the price of S5....
A fully loaded A4 4 banger cost more to lease than a fully loaded 340 that is 6 cylinder.....
Similarly equipped S5 is about $200 month more... like i could get a M3/4 for the price of S5....
A fully loaded A4 4 banger cost more to lease than a fully loaded 340 that is 6 cylinder.....
Anyways, the S5 Sportback non-refundable deposit was paid today. The packages in the US and Canada are marketed different but the only options I did NOT purchase are the carbon inlays trim, sports steering, suspension/damping, and rear heated seats.
So, I broke and added the differential since I do occasionally drive the car like I stole it esp. on mountain roads. Yup, it is white. Yup it has red seats and calipers.
The rest less stereotypical crap I bought are the heads-up display. I need that heated steering wheel since I'll freeze to death. Yup, I have the advanced driver's assist package cuz I'm
and need all the help I can get to drive. And oh, I got the Audi emblem glow thing (sure, cheesy okay?). I also shrugged and bought the 4 year "Audi Care" package that basically is 4-years worth of fluid changes and etc. Added in 3M. So, with the government tax, freight/PDI, and the "admin fee" heaped on, I got about $3000 off the sticker price on a model not yet released. Probably could've done better but good enough.
ETA? No farking clue. We hope by November.
So, I broke and added the differential since I do occasionally drive the car like I stole it esp. on mountain roads. Yup, it is white. Yup it has red seats and calipers.
The rest less stereotypical crap I bought are the heads-up display. I need that heated steering wheel since I'll freeze to death. Yup, I have the advanced driver's assist package cuz I'm
and need all the help I can get to drive. And oh, I got the Audi emblem glow thing (sure, cheesy okay?). I also shrugged and bought the 4 year "Audi Care" package that basically is 4-years worth of fluid changes and etc. Added in 3M. So, with the government tax, freight/PDI, and the "admin fee" heaped on, I got about $3000 off the sticker price on a model not yet released. Probably could've done better but good enough.ETA? No farking clue. We hope by November.
you're going to love the Audi, the worst part is going to be the wait......
Team Owner
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If Audi had some decent programs, i would be driving an S5 sportback right now... with sport diff obviously...
I will even put a Sport Emblem on my Audi to make sure everyone, especially other Audi owners know that i have sport diff!!!
I will even put a Sport Emblem on my Audi to make sure everyone, especially other Audi owners know that i have sport diff!!!
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Only issue was needing to flash the software to stop the car alarm from going off in torrential rainstorms, a known problem at the time I experienced it. Dealer had it fixed in just a few business hours after dropoff.
Otherwise, 19 months and just over 18,000 miles of trouble-free motoring. Far and away the best car I have ever owned.
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Alright, since you guys are new to the game let me jokesplain thangs..
a cock = douchebag level 99
a cuck is not a misspelling of cock
a cuck can be a cock tho
A cuck is a guy who lets other men fuck his wife and he gets off on it
He also takes interest in things that he deems others don't have the resources or mental capacity to understand
He also likes to explain things as the expert even though he's never done said things
A cuck only values people they deem important, usually rich or have some type of title they deem worthy
They'll then use said acquaintance as a resource to exalting said cuck into the same status and playing field
If said acquaintance fucks said cuck's wife, even better for them, best friend they'll say
A cuck avoids toxicity
Cucks love Audis, especially S5s with sport diffs. They'll ask other cucks if their cuckmobiles have sport diffs.
If they answer no, they judge them to be inferior, but will call on them for backup if needed
These cucks think they are masters of their domain, and allow said dudes to fuck wife because they are in an open relationship
But the reality is, cuck doesn't fuck other women, so while swinging != cuck
Self described swinger (cuck) not getting a nice piece of ass while cuck's wife has 5 dicks in her == cuck
Lastly, said cuck thinks they are alpha AF
But deep down they're very insecure, and are ashamed of their jizz output while other guys are watching
They have a special diet for flavor and volume. Jizz master cuck who drives an S5 sport diff is the alpha among alphas.
#noToxicityZone
a cock = douchebag level 99
a cuck is not a misspelling of cock
a cuck can be a cock tho
A cuck is a guy who lets other men fuck his wife and he gets off on it
He also takes interest in things that he deems others don't have the resources or mental capacity to understand
He also likes to explain things as the expert even though he's never done said things
A cuck only values people they deem important, usually rich or have some type of title they deem worthy
They'll then use said acquaintance as a resource to exalting said cuck into the same status and playing field
If said acquaintance fucks said cuck's wife, even better for them, best friend they'll say
A cuck avoids toxicity
Cucks love Audis, especially S5s with sport diffs. They'll ask other cucks if their cuckmobiles have sport diffs.
If they answer no, they judge them to be inferior, but will call on them for backup if needed
These cucks think they are masters of their domain, and allow said dudes to fuck wife because they are in an open relationship
But the reality is, cuck doesn't fuck other women, so while swinging != cuck
Self described swinger (cuck) not getting a nice piece of ass while cuck's wife has 5 dicks in her == cuck
Lastly, said cuck thinks they are alpha AF
But deep down they're very insecure, and are ashamed of their jizz output while other guys are watching
They have a special diet for flavor and volume. Jizz master cuck who drives an S5 sport diff is the alpha among alphas.
#noToxicityZone
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Alright, since you guys are new to the game let me jokesplain thangs..
a cock = douchebag level 99
a cuck is not a misspelling of cock
a cuck can be a cock tho
A cuck is a guy who lets other men fuck his wife and he gets off on it
He also takes interest in things that he deems others don't have the resources or mental capacity to understand
He also likes to explain things as the expert even though he's never done said things
A cuck only values people they deem important, usually rich or have some type of title they deem worthy
They'll then use said acquaintance as a resource to exalting said cuck into the same status and playing field
If said acquaintance fucks said cuck's wife, even better for them, best friend they'll say
A cuck avoids toxicity
Cucks love Audis, especially S5s with sport diffs. They'll ask other cucks if their cuckmobiles have sport diffs.
If they answer no, they judge them to be inferior, but will call on them for backup if needed
These cucks think they are masters of their domain, and allow said dudes to fuck wife because they are in an open relationship
But the reality is, cuck doesn't fuck other women, so while swinging != cuck
Self described swinger (cuck) not getting a nice piece of ass while cuck's wife has 5 dicks in her == cuck
Lastly, said cuck thinks they are alpha AF
But deep down they're very insecure, and are ashamed of their jizz output while other guys are watching
They have a special diet for flavor and volume. Jizz master cuck who drives an S5 sport diff is the alpha among alphas.
#noToxicityZone
a cock = douchebag level 99
a cuck is not a misspelling of cock
a cuck can be a cock tho
A cuck is a guy who lets other men fuck his wife and he gets off on it
He also takes interest in things that he deems others don't have the resources or mental capacity to understand
He also likes to explain things as the expert even though he's never done said things
A cuck only values people they deem important, usually rich or have some type of title they deem worthy
They'll then use said acquaintance as a resource to exalting said cuck into the same status and playing field
If said acquaintance fucks said cuck's wife, even better for them, best friend they'll say
A cuck avoids toxicity
Cucks love Audis, especially S5s with sport diffs. They'll ask other cucks if their cuckmobiles have sport diffs.
If they answer no, they judge them to be inferior, but will call on them for backup if needed
These cucks think they are masters of their domain, and allow said dudes to fuck wife because they are in an open relationship
But the reality is, cuck doesn't fuck other women, so while swinging != cuck
Self described swinger (cuck) not getting a nice piece of ass while cuck's wife has 5 dicks in her == cuck
Lastly, said cuck thinks they are alpha AF
But deep down they're very insecure, and are ashamed of their jizz output while other guys are watching
They have a special diet for flavor and volume. Jizz master cuck who drives an S5 sport diff is the alpha among alphas.
#noToxicityZone
Azine Jabroni
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Lol. Well, given that very detailed explanation, all I can say is that I wholeheartedly wish I had the money to even think about being a cuck, but if I did I wouldn't actually do any of that other stuff except maybe but a brand new AS5s with the sport diff! But then again, I'd probably get a new M5 if I had the money to be a true cuck...
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But I only do this because the selling dealer can't drain more then a quart of oil at a time.
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Haven’t had a chance to check every thread so my bad if it’s a 
but got damn this is insane
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but got damn this is insane https://miami.curbed.com/2018/7/5/17...onda-condo-art
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It's a replica; the owner apparently already owns a Zonda R and a F. He wanted an AMG engine for his shop, but claims Horacio brought up the idea of a replica R instead. It says the body will never be able to have a powertrain due to the carbon fiber not being built to handle it.
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Seriously, the Chad reference went completely over my head until Mike pointed it out. 
Mind you, I really was not paying attention or aware of that episode on AZ.
Spent the majority of the day in a loaner S5 as they wanted to let me get a feel of having one for day-to-day (i.e. errands, driving the family around). Loved it. I also made a change request to add the carbon trim.
Mind you, I really was not paying attention or aware of that episode on AZ.
Spent the majority of the day in a loaner S5 as they wanted to let me get a feel of having one for day-to-day (i.e. errands, driving the family around). Loved it. I also made a change request to add the carbon trim.