The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Trois)
07-23-2015, 12:45 PM
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Has to listen to 2 hrs of corporate bullshit in person..
Goes back online for 10 hrs of regular bullshit at desk..
Goes back online for 10 hrs of regular bullshit at desk..
07-23-2015, 12:45 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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Bring phone next time and don't let them see you tighten your sphincter while giggling
07-23-2015, 12:47 PM
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07-23-2015, 12:47 PM
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07-23-2015, 12:47 PM
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07-23-2015, 12:48 PM
07-23-2015, 12:54 PM
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O, hai!!!
07-23-2015, 12:59 PM
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Back from 
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07-23-2015, 01:02 PM
07-23-2015, 01:15 PM
I have an all day meeting next Thursday. 9:30 - 11:30 then from 1:00 - 3:00.
Guess I will go to sleep the 2nd half. Sit in the back, with sunglasses on.
#bossshit.
Guess I will go to sleep the 2nd half. Sit in the back, with sunglasses on.
#bossshit.
07-23-2015, 01:16 PM
I want to take a trip to our Ontario, CA office. Slap some of these bitches that I have to deal with. Go down and show them how the job should be done.
07-23-2015, 01:28 PM
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<--- Still fuming at the f*cktard who decided to promote a patch through into Production WITH ZERO documentation (i.e. scope of risks, dependencies, and etc.) which resulted in duplicate records. Of course, the NA way is to "learn from this" and not "fire" the idiot. Learn from what? That she was a lazy idiot and still is...?!? Reviewing the last 4 deployments, the documentation was horrifically sparse. Hory shet.
07-23-2015, 01:43 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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We have a new sys architect. Guy came over from another company, doesn't give one fuck, scottish, portly, huge fucking beard. Fucking know-it-all, cuz he does. Already a distinguished fellow IEEE, yadda yadda. We have similar personalities. Dress like we DGAF, talk like we DGAF, walk like we DGAF. Huge beer gut, shirt is holding on for dear life, belly overflows from under. Jeans from the 90s, never washed. #herostatus #idgaf
When I first started here, I was embedded with a group, most of whom are incompetent fuckers who did nothing but tie up other people's time, especially mine. Everyone has to spoon feed them because they can't comprehend simple shit, and don't do the actual work so have no comprehension in the do-your-fucking-job spectrum.
After a few weeks, they brought up the schedule and asked if we were going to meet the target date. I told them no, because you have me tied up in all these fucking asinine senseless meetings that I can't do my work. No comment. I then put 6 hr slots of my time each day to tell everyone to go fuck off, don't bother me. I gave the time slots official titles so it looks like it's some regular occurring critical path scrums.
If you know your shit, and are tired of everyone else's shit. There's a point where DGAF becomes part of your personality. I'm a product of my environment. Don't get me wrong, love my company and 99% of the people I work with.
When I first started here, I was embedded with a group, most of whom are incompetent fuckers who did nothing but tie up other people's time, especially mine. Everyone has to spoon feed them because they can't comprehend simple shit, and don't do the actual work so have no comprehension in the do-your-fucking-job spectrum.
After a few weeks, they brought up the schedule and asked if we were going to meet the target date. I told them no, because you have me tied up in all these fucking asinine senseless meetings that I can't do my work. No comment. I then put 6 hr slots of my time each day to tell everyone to go fuck off, don't bother me. I gave the time slots official titles so it looks like it's some regular occurring critical path scrums.
If you know your shit, and are tired of everyone else's shit. There's a point where DGAF becomes part of your personality. I'm a product of my environment. Don't get me wrong, love my company and 99% of the people I work with.
07-23-2015, 02:21 PM
I'll come put them in their place H.
Went into boss office, I ain't going to the meeting next week.
Ok
That was way to easy.
Went into boss office, I ain't going to the meeting next week.
Ok
That was way to easy.
07-23-2015, 02:30 PM
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I sincerely hope you cock slapped your boss before walking out.
07-23-2015, 02:35 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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Office space, for being cultish especially among engineers, is truly an underrated underappreciated movie. The whole hypnosis scene where Peter drops all his anxieties and stress is what I'm talking about.. it's really that #idgaf moment, and the world becomes his oyster.
Peter.. It's 3:30, why aren't you at work?
uhhh.. because I didn't feel like it.
Peter.. It's 3:30, why aren't you at work?
uhhh.. because I didn't feel like it.
07-23-2015, 02:47 PM
Best movie made.
Mike Judge !
Mike Judge !
07-23-2015, 02:56 PM
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Classic movie. 
07-23-2015, 04:25 PM
07-23-2015, 04:28 PM
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Pencil sharpener, AGAIN??
07-23-2015, 04:40 PM
Have to make sure I stay sharpened.
07-23-2015, 04:58 PM
Team Owner
Gives a whole new meaning to "just the tip"
07-23-2015, 05:05 PM
07-23-2015, 05:14 PM
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Speaking of tips, my sister had an emergency procedure once where some man thought he raped his own daughter and in a fit of self-guilt and rage, he cut off his badonkadonk, set himself on fire, and drove his car into a concrete wall.
His allegedly assaulted daughter was NOT touched. He apparently imagined it all.
Good times.
His allegedly assaulted daughter was NOT touched. He apparently imagined it all.
Good times.
07-23-2015, 05:26 PM
07-23-2015, 05:37 PM
40+ mpg is not hype or fooling myself buddy. Lets see you post pics/video of 40+ mpg, using cheap gas and cheap oil - tank average, driving conservatively. Put your money where your mouth is. Psssshhh, I doubt you can even get the 36+ mpg i can get on long drives to/from LA to San Diego.
I also use the Honda filters as well, but they don't exactly carry those at Autozone or Walmart.
Getting pulled over for loud exhaust when I have 30% oil life left, and noticing a difference in performance when oil life is getting low while using semi synthetic is not hype either. I have the 2.4 stick shift, you can tell the difference man. I have used both semi and full synthetic, and it was not a one time switch. As I stated, I used the dealer for a quick $30 semi synthetic oil change a couple times, since I was already at the dealer getting OEM add-ons anyway.
OF COURSE it's through private sales you will retain a much higher resale value. Why would i sell my modified car to the dealer? They would try to rape me, ridiculous. Thanks for admitting I was right tho, and then trying to deflect and twist it. And yes, maybe some people don't want to deal with selling the car on their own. But guess what? The dealer is gonna low ball you for having to now sell your car for you, so you essentially are paying them for that convenience.
Is it "hype" when my old civic would eat up/burn up certain brands of oil, while others lasted much longer?
Just like adding performance bolt-ons is "hype" too right? Yeah, they aren't going to make your car a race car, and I'm not saying that about the gas and oil either. But there are differences. And as I already clearly provided evidence, the difference is usually a max of maybe $2.00 a fillup? How about you just admit you're just a cheap ass mofo, dude.
Maybe If you have the 2.0 or the auto 2.4 then maybe its less noticeable, but there are still
going to be differences. I bet people driving the new 2.4 auto can probably get 40+ mpg pretty easily as well, just treat the car right and drive conservatively.
I also use the Honda filters as well, but they don't exactly carry those at Autozone or Walmart.
Getting pulled over for loud exhaust when I have 30% oil life left, and noticing a difference in performance when oil life is getting low while using semi synthetic is not hype either. I have the 2.4 stick shift, you can tell the difference man. I have used both semi and full synthetic, and it was not a one time switch. As I stated, I used the dealer for a quick $30 semi synthetic oil change a couple times, since I was already at the dealer getting OEM add-ons anyway.
OF COURSE it's through private sales you will retain a much higher resale value. Why would i sell my modified car to the dealer? They would try to rape me, ridiculous. Thanks for admitting I was right tho, and then trying to deflect and twist it. And yes, maybe some people don't want to deal with selling the car on their own. But guess what? The dealer is gonna low ball you for having to now sell your car for you, so you essentially are paying them for that convenience.
Is it "hype" when my old civic would eat up/burn up certain brands of oil, while others lasted much longer?
Just like adding performance bolt-ons is "hype" too right? Yeah, they aren't going to make your car a race car, and I'm not saying that about the gas and oil either. But there are differences. And as I already clearly provided evidence, the difference is usually a max of maybe $2.00 a fillup? How about you just admit you're just a cheap ass mofo, dude.
Maybe If you have the 2.0 or the auto 2.4 then maybe its less noticeable, but there are still
going to be differences. I bet people driving the new 2.4 auto can probably get 40+ mpg pretty easily as well, just treat the car right and drive conservatively.Oh come on dude. You can't say your peace and share some information without turning nasty and acting like a child? You want to talk about a tarted up Civic; lets talk about what makes your TSX oh so amazing... or should I say... your tarted up Accord. What makes your TSX so much better than the tarted up Civic? Well your for starters it shares an engine with the Honda Mini-Van. Sweeeeeet.
A minute looking at your past threads shows you do a lot of talking without really knowing what you're talking about.
My personal fav
Fact is the right wheels can be one of the biggest performance boosts a track car sees. It is called unpsrung weight. Look it up. Same place you got all that second hand oil/octane knowledge from that you regurgitated for us. Wikipedia is awesome.
A minute looking at your past threads shows you do a lot of talking without really knowing what you're talking about.
My personal fav
Fact is the right wheels can be one of the biggest performance boosts a track car sees. It is called unpsrung weight. Look it up. Same place you got all that second hand oil/octane knowledge from that you regurgitated for us. Wikipedia is awesome.
RIGHT - so me implying/suggesting that Premium gas PROBABLY HELPED high mileage cars last longer is now the same as me stating that is the sole reason.... NO, try again buddy.
If you are truly feeling bullied, then just go ahead and stop being a little bitch guy. Life is a lot harder then getting owned on a random internet thread. Time to man up and deal with the real world. Its a lot worse outside of your mom's basement. No meatloaf for dinner out there.
Again - WHERE IS YOUR 40+ MPG PIC? #OWNED - you don't have one, and won't have one, because you are a cheap ass. Point blank.
You know what? You can tell a lot of things by the noise a car makes. Ask a mechanic about that. I said I noticed it got louder once oil life is almost done.... So now that somehow means that I can tell all kinds of other stuff from that? Never claimed that, you're just a butthurt drama queen.
Actually NO - my mom's Corolla wasn't a regular Corolla. It was able to take advantage of premium. Again, you are just making up bullshit. Ever heard of a Hachi-Roku? Toyota Corolla AE86? Nope , cuz ya don't know squat kid (that's not my mom's, her's is dead already, RIP)
Post your 40+ MPG pics or go ahead and shut the fuck up
ALSO - stop twisting the plain and simple facts
1) NO ONE (on this thread) claimed that using premium on a car that recommends regular is still better.
2) The ILX IS TUNED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PREMIUM - so by your own logic, you should use what is recommended - RIGHT? Just like if regular is recommended - RIGHT?
* If full synthetic sucks so bad... Then why does every dealer offer it? Thought you said that the dealer was the best place to do maintenance, right?
If you are truly feeling bullied, then just go ahead and stop being a little bitch guy. Life is a lot harder then getting owned on a random internet thread. Time to man up and deal with the real world. Its a lot worse outside of your mom's basement. No meatloaf for dinner out there.
Again - WHERE IS YOUR 40+ MPG PIC? #OWNED - you don't have one, and won't have one, because you are a cheap ass. Point blank.
You know what? You can tell a lot of things by the noise a car makes. Ask a mechanic about that. I said I noticed it got louder once oil life is almost done.... So now that somehow means that I can tell all kinds of other stuff from that? Never claimed that, you're just a butthurt drama queen.
Actually NO - my mom's Corolla wasn't a regular Corolla. It was able to take advantage of premium. Again, you are just making up bullshit. Ever heard of a Hachi-Roku? Toyota Corolla AE86? Nope , cuz ya don't know squat kid (that's not my mom's, her's is dead already, RIP)
Post your 40+ MPG pics or go ahead and shut the fuck up
ALSO - stop twisting the plain and simple facts
1) NO ONE (on this thread) claimed that using premium on a car that recommends regular is still better.
2) The ILX IS TUNED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PREMIUM - so by your own logic, you should use what is recommended - RIGHT? Just like if regular is recommended - RIGHT?
* If full synthetic sucks so bad... Then why does every dealer offer it? Thought you said that the dealer was the best place to do maintenance, right?
Shits pure gold...
At least they use premium...
07-23-2015, 06:40 PM
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The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Trois)
Those guys are cancer
But the funny hilarious type you can't help but laugh at
But the funny hilarious type you can't help but laugh at
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07-23-2015, 08:12 PM
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I could stir up some more shit but I'm not that type of person.
I could stir up some more shit but I'm not that type of person.
07-23-2015, 10:02 PM
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Speaking of tips, my sister had an emergency procedure once where some man thought he raped his own daughter and in a fit of self-guilt and rage, he cut off his badonkadonk, set himself on fire, and drove his car into a concrete wall.
His allegedly assaulted daughter was NOT touched. He apparently imagined it all.
Good times.
His allegedly assaulted daughter was NOT touched. He apparently imagined it all.
Good times.
At least homeskillet was thorough. Don't wanna half commit to the self-penectomy-immolation-autocrash-icide. Gotta go balls out if you're gonna do it.
07-24-2015, 12:19 AM
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07-24-2015, 06:47 AM
Derrick Lewis looks like Candyman.
Oh, and
Oh, and
07-24-2015, 09:43 AM
I want a burrrrrito
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It's Gucci
07-24-2015, 09:43 AM
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welcome back PB!
And good morning to the rest of you fine gentlemen.
Anyone interested in starting ____Nation with me??
And good morning to the rest of you fine gentlemen.
Anyone interested in starting ____Nation with me??
07-24-2015, 09:44 AM
I'll start anything with you.
07-24-2015, 09:45 AM
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I'm surprised AOChrome is back again. He seemed to have dissapeared after his temporary banning. I'm looking forward to the lols 
07-24-2015, 09:45 AM
:Pb: is back....
Welcomez back
Welcomez back