polobunny

That's great.




Anyway, strippers... I think they still belong in bachelor parties. If you're gonna be monogamous, might as well enjoy some tig ol bitties that don't belong to your wife rubbed in your face one last time.

Majofo

one last time.. sureeeee..

That's why your bro's weddings are staggered.. and long lunches with steak and fry specials.

I don't blow 1k in a skrip joint, but I think it's still fun. I only go with my boys on special occasions. I don't think I could ever go alone, just seems weird and pathetic. I rather go to dinner or see a movie alone, which all feel wrong.

No offense Miz.. do your thang.

justnspace

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joe, i lost it in the mma thread.

Majofo

you set it up.. I had to execute.

Majofo

He ded..

justnspace

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good shit!

majofo with the SLAM DUNK!

rockstar143

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...FINISH HIM...


dun dun dun

polobunny

The one last time thing is what you tell the lady. Unless she's the open-minded type, then it's a no issue. I've had gf in the past who didn't mind at all and I've had ones that didn't really like that. Not really a problem considering I don't feel compelled to go though.

Agree with everything though, going alone is pathetic. There's always that old guy that looks like he spends all his retirement money on beer and tits whenever I go to a strip joint.

thoiboi

I'm not even mad... Cant be because it's true... <that's my face..

GOT EEEEMM


but sometimes forget them...


I also just don't really enjoy drinking. Even with Pepcid, I sort of go straight to hangover phase - headaches, etc.. I'll DD for all you nugguhs

Majofo

If your lady minds.. trust issues!

Don't be licking a strippers butthole, otherwise those trust issues are warranted.

Don't be lying to them either, be honest. If they find it repulsive.. well.. agree and say it's just to support your bros.

Majofo

Being real though, if you are very sensitive to drinking, don't drink. It means you can't metabolize the alcohol, you're essentially allergic to it. I have a lot of bros who disregard and get shit faced. Getting shit faced isn't good in general, but it could lead to some serious reactions. I make fun of all of them though..

polobunny

Agree again. Girls though, you know how many are... trust issues abound.

thoiboi

Yup.. I'm definitely allergic to it. I actually have a lot of allergies... asthma and all the works too so drinking is never a necessity to me. I'll have a beer once in a while though.
i'll happily BUY people drinks though Just don't feel pressured to buy me one.

Majofo

ladiboi is our DD!!!!!

and first 4 rounds are on him!!!!

Majofo

You'd have a tough time in central Texas.. one of the worst places for Allergies.

Majofo

Although some of the finest allergist and respiratory specialist.

thoiboi

GLADLY! I'm a man of my words Anytime you're in town Maj



Going to an allergist tomorrow actually (funny this came up..)


had to lay off the anti-histamines all week.... fuckk what a nightmare...


maybe i'll ask him about alcohol and how to fix it

Majofo

That's my move..

Majofo

Pick the right one and don't compromise their emotions and trust! Otherwise buy a big ass ring that you think will fix things, but won't.

polobunny

It's always a juggle trying to find one that can deal with your stupid shit in the long run and still interest you in 20 years.

I'm sorry to say, but the main issue with my past relationships is that my interest dies "quickly". I'd never cheat on someone but I get bored and need to move on. Guess I haven't found the one, good for all of those who have!

Majofo

bruh.. find your bestie.. If the stupid shit doesn't entertain them and if they can't read you and know who you are at the core.. keep looking. Don't try to look within for those qualities, either they're there or they aren't. Then there are the special projects (damaged). The energy worth for them might be worth it, but it might burn you up at the end. After 10 years, you'll start to rely on the core components and if they're not there, most of the time you'll find that what attracted you to them is also not there (beauty fades my friend). Keep looking and stay available.. don't want to be held down if the right one does come along.

thoiboi

It's funny Pb... I lose interest quickly in almost every other aspect of my life (work, hobbies, etc...) but the gf has been the one constant in my life... You never know where and when you'll find them but once you do, hold on and don't let them go!

TacoBello

That's why you trade 'em in for a younger, newer model

All jokes aside, yessir. Too many people, guys and girls alike, are with the wrong person and waste so much damn energy on them. I always hear the same excuse- it's too hard to move on. Well, every extra day that goes by, it gets harder too. Better to quit sooner than later. And these people KNOW they should move on, but don't.

It's also sad to see how many people fool themselves into thinking everything is okay or that it's normal. or that marriage will fix things. or that children will fix things. That only complicates things.

Majofo

worst case.. you have a fun ride looking for the right one..

Majofo

yeah.. there are no easy fixes.

Most of the time what you think is broken.. isn't, and thus can't be fixed.

-Majofo

TacoBello

Pffff... You're ripping off Confucius!

polobunny

It's usually not beauty that gets to be an issue (easy to say when in you're 20ies I imagine) but really that I get bored over time.
Same way you go about taking new hobbies and having new projects to spice up your mundane life, eventually I think the relationship becomes much of a routine where everything is expected and programmed.
It seems like in the socially accepted gender roles it's up to the man to bring some novelty and pep to the relationship. Spontaneity isn't an expected trait coming from women.

Plus I'm a huge flirt (gotta love hunting, no?) so being in a stable relationship either removes that pleasure from me or I'd have to do it behind my girlfriend's back (not gonna happen).
Eventually some girl is gonna sweep me off my feet, and I won't feel like giving up flirting is a penalty for me at all. Or I'll have no issue flirting with her exclusively.



Definitely true. I keep hoping, I'm not exactly old yet so it's not of a big deal. That said I'd rather be alone than be with someone for the sake of not being alone, so I prefer taking my time than rushing things.

polobunny

Florida, you never cease to amaze me
Teenager 'took selfies as she had sex with dog in her grandma's house' - Mirror Online

Yumcha

Evening, Saladzine!

Majofo

Peanut butter Jelly time!!!!!!!!!!!

thoiboi

morning guys.. Got stuck overnight in Hotlanta because of weather so flight was "delayed" until this morning... Not sure if an original 5PM now scheduled to depart 8AM the next day is considered a delay but I'm glad I'm going home!


Happy Friday all!

polobunny

rockstar143

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Hi everyone! Happy Friday!

TacoBello

Good morning everyone! I have salad bowls, tongs and dressing for everyone!

thoiboi

Woot!! Any lace ones?


I use my hands to toss salad..

Yumcha

Morning, all.

thoiboi

hi yummy! Aren't you coming to CA soon...



I think I've asked this already a few times but please excuse my deliriousness..

Franchise1124

cu2wagon

Had a salad for dinner last night. With meat in it.

Majofo