cu2wagon

I'll shoot you a pm. Its gonna be a packed week and Friday evening is probably most open. I'm flying out at the asscrack of dawn on Sat so I'm staying by the airport on Friday night.

thoiboi

More like JJ&K Productions, a Brazzers company. Sponsored by Vine, home of the 15-second clips..

Flipster23

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Ok, that will work.

Flipster23

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Time to go to the gym, I've put on some pounds staying up late, watching pron, while eating crackers. I can't take a month off of work anymore.

TacoBello

Those RLX guys

"The SH is so firm. The SH is so smooth. OMG I love sitting shotgun and rubbing the driver out!!"

Thanked by: All 6 RLX owners on AZ

thoiboi

ffa

Majofo

You went hard in the paint.

Matt has been banned and permabanned many times. He has also ripped more assholes than I have. A couple of times we teamed up to rip some derp a new one. Like Manual Tranny and that derp that would rep his own website..

We also are BFFs with Crabs, but would never invite him to one of our annual LV meats, bc we don't want crabby patties.

My fat buddy has two.. I laugh at him all the time. He loves both. He's ridden on everything, before the Ducati was a 1000RR

I vaguely remember him telling us about some tiny asian boy he met at the meat that he could split in two like a dry piece of timber.

Majofo

Only because Saiyama can't produce enough...

Majofo

It takes many handcrafted hours to produce such a perfect precise piece of machinery.. the assembly plant trumps that of similar counterparts of mcfartington poopdick and mclaren huayayayayaya, with downgraded tires.

TacoBello

I've heard the entire body is painted with a brush made of unicorn hairs. Takes a long time to find the unicorn hairs, hence why production suffers.

TacoBello

The coolant reservoir is filled with Jesus' tears also.

Don't forget about the nuclear reactor responsible for powering the SH. Another reason why production is so slow. Acura is afraid Iran may get their hands on the car.

Majofo

the sport hybrid also has a 34.5 gigawatt flux capacitor, thus allowing it to accelerate faster than any production vehicle, right before time travelling back to an era before cursing and tom foolery existed.

Majofo

if only shenanigans were allowed within.. butt then again.. it wouldn't be an RLX if so.

thoiboi

This commercial. This is what makes the LS a far superior vehicle than the RLX.. I'd love a LS460L and take one over an RLX SH AWD any day.


even though those jesus tears seem pretty valuable.... could sell it to some Christians for good money

TacoBello

I assume this would only happen to chipped RLXs. I thought the factory speed limiter was set to 87mph by Acura. Shit gets crazy once you hit 88mph...

cu2wagon

Sir, I'll have you know that while the R.L.X. is *capable* of excessive speeds, a proper gentleman never exceeds the posted limit. That is the tactic of a "bad boy"

Well, except for that piece of crap PAWS version. That's just an AccordXL. It can barely get out of its own way.

Majofo

That's for a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor.

Majofo

RLX SH SHAWD ADV CAWK reaches a speed of 4000 mph (on upgraded tires) in -0.3 seconds before time travelling.

polobunny

It's not dubbed as the classy NSX for nothing.

Majofo

ffa

TacoBello

Signature worthy

cu2wagon

If two betas are In the same state we have to try.

It is an experience only a beta would pay any attention to.

When I sat in the passenger seat I was attuned to the car.....if it were my wife, as it often is


I just facepalmed through my head. What's the term for homoerotic but for cars? Wonder if they'll ever clue in to what a "beta" is?

As the white girls say, "I can't even"

Majofo

Don't forget the part where the other beta thanks the wife of said beta for letting him borrow her husband.... for a suck off.

Flipster23

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There was plenty of them out there.

Majofo

cu2wagon

Moving on to Thursday. Later salad munchers.

Majofo

polobunny

Seriously I was almost unzipping at work when I first read that.

Majofo

You stay zipped? I'll never understand Canada.

polobunny

No it was just caught from constantly unzipping.

polobunny

Oh Dwayne.

thoiboi

You wear pants with zippers?

rockstar143

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Poor finger!

thoiboi

When you're feeling shitty, you can always find solace that we have people like Chad that posts threads about issues and when people post suggestions, brushes them off:

https://acurazine.com/forums/problem...y-hard-927918/



man fuck that guy..

I hate cars

He's been that way since the beginning too. He claims to be an engineer as well. I wish we could get no one to reply to him and watch him talk to himself.

Yumcha

Herro from the hotel...


And no, just me here. No cheap $34.50 local girl I'm getting it on with...so, GIT YOUR E-HEADS OUTTA DA GUTTER.

I hate cars

Damnit you made me reply to him. I tried to resist but an immature few words slipped out.

Yumcha

rockstar143

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I'll go check it out...
He's the epitome of the type of members I despise on here.

justnspace

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check mate.