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Old 01-16-2020, 06:06 PM
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Might I suggest...


an iPhone
Might I suggest you go suck an egg?
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Old 01-16-2020, 09:08 PM
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any rs story, huh?
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What kind of penis is an egg?
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any rs story, huh?
I mean
It probably involves you buying a car
Selling said car

Eating a celebratory corndog with the mayor
Probably
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Old 01-16-2020, 10:24 PM
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I am the Mayor. Go ask the manager!
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What kind of penis is an egg?
A very oval one!
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Perched on a little nest of pubes.
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Like Senior Chang's mushroom in The Hangover 2.
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Old 01-17-2020, 01:31 AM
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Perched on a little nest of pubes.
Will that be public?

Get it?

Pube Lick?
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Something for y’all Friday. 3 day weekend!



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Old 01-17-2020, 07:23 AM
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Old 01-17-2020, 07:29 AM
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Bro...
I could listen to that all day.
Funny story but Zoe is not a morning person...she'll melt onto me and snuggle and get annoyed when I make her ponytail.
So a few months back I put Drake In my Feelings on youtube and walked in playing that and she woke up giggling and dancing.

Today I hit her with some game...
Walking to the car she was like Daddy I like No Surrender or some close variant to whatever she thought I called it.

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Did she like the part where Flesh is all like..
Gonna kill this cop then show up at the funeral and shoot that bitch up
Because that's where yo bitch and yo bitchass friends at
Pop pop cop killas!!!
It really resonates with toddlers
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Old 01-17-2020, 07:46 AM
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"Daddy, the belize (police) can't catch you daddy...your cars are too fast daddy"
True story.
oh and this morning out of nowhere...Daddy I miss the Cadillac. It was a monster Daddy.
but don't get too proud, then she said she missed the brown audi and yukon too
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she sits on my lap and likes to drive...she slaps my hands away like daddy let ME do it...
I said sure thing kid...as soon as you stop aiming at the curbs and mailboxes...
#uncle just's driving school

if it's the S2000 or TL actually calls out what gear we're in..."clutch in daddy, first...okay clutch brake...first, clutch second"
She's gonna set the world on fire.
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Old 01-17-2020, 07:49 AM
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and when J is like slow down, no...you're gonna make me throw up
Z in the back giggling saying Daddy go faster! I'm like babe...I ain't trying to kill you.
If you ever die I'll die.

"No Daddy, you don't have to think about that...I'm always in your heart."

A fucking 4 year old, dude...

and because her Mom wears glasses she likes to throw these fake ass glasses on sometimes

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I kept it with the proper theme..
One of my fave parking lot pimpin joints
The snares just hit, and Johnny hittin that note
Rest in Peace Partna.. I know you up there with Nate

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Old 01-17-2020, 07:56 AM
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I got choked up even typing that shit up.
PO PIMP is it...

bruh...I left the wiring for the sub in the TL when I sold it because Austin didn't want the JL...
yesterday I tempted fate with some shit J had in her altima when she was 19... and it worked.
and sounded good. Shit...

Hoodrat shit...
Every time I pull up in the TL now she's like oh hello...who's this handsome 19 year old boy?!?!

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Old 01-17-2020, 08:01 AM
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I'm tellin you cuh, bump that do u? at low speeds with them windows down
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low and slow
that is the tem po



I had stopped messing with systems after the black TL's massively overly complicated system.
When I got the Jeep with the sub and polks I was like shit...I fucking miss this shit. LOL...bam...
Audi, S2000 and TL all got tunes now. I moved XM into the Burban yesterday and that system
is fuckin fire too.
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Kids are a blessing!
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I was just bumpin that at the gym Maj..
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Old 01-17-2020, 08:25 AM
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Big time dude...
otherwise, why have 4!?
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My Friday play list at the gym is 80s 90s shit... go through that playlist you’ll find some Pac Biggie NWA naughty by nature... then I got them Friday jams for the sauna/steam room Teddy P, Alexander O neal Tyrese... them good old days.
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Old 01-17-2020, 08:33 AM
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at work I hit 90's hip hop on youtube and there are a lot of mixes that are usually decent.
I'm really after that Thong song though
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Kids are a blessing!
They're a blessing and the embodiment of love.. the best.
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2020 waves mang.. tryna blow up

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J be like.. throw some D's in my trunk

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Awesome glasses on your girl, J.
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Old 01-17-2020, 11:17 AM
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happy friyay ya hoes
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lol @Yumcha
thanks Yummy!

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throws some d's on it! I fucking love that song...and this
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Old 01-17-2020, 12:44 PM
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that was a bad joke and you should feel bad
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by the way, my "I don't even own a pressure washer" comment was short-lived. Found a Greenworks EPW-2000 sitting by its lonesome self on a Costco shelf for $135 instead of its usual $200. They also had their other $300+ models next to it but I decided to pick this one up because and the neon green pairs well with the black/yellow tools in my garage (cue @rockstar143 and his cars.


Thanks for the heads up about that cleaner head @Majofo I don't think the universe would have placed that pressure washer at that Costco if it weren't for you
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You are such a whore.
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