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Old 01-14-2020, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Approved grant to drop Florida Prepaid College Fund...
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Z's shit just dropped from 182 a month to 137 with another S2k coming back!
I love unexpected money back.
Why does this read like foreskin foreshadowing before you end up buying another car? I'm not even sure I know what's in your fleet right now

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Originally Posted by Franchise1124
Why does this read like foreskin foreshadowing before you end up buying another car? I'm not even sure I know what's in your fleet right now
He doesn’t know what’s in his fleet either.
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Old 01-14-2020, 12:32 PM
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Why does this read like foreskin foreshadowing before you end up buying another car? I'm not even sure I know what's in your fleet right now
You mean after the Suburban? Or that the new vehicle you don't know about yet.
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You mean after the Suburban? Or that the new vehicle you don't know about yet.
Post 'burban.

Since he has a vehicle in almost every product segment, what's left for him to buy? A vagon (again)? A pickup truck?
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Old 01-14-2020, 12:54 PM
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J has the 'n+1' formula when it comes to cars
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can't believe you left eyed out the part where she lit that motherfuckers mansion on fire.
Didn't leave that shit out, that was in the news everywhere..
and that's Andre Rison, that's before the Death Row chapter
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J gonna get a Corvette, or SRT10 RAM 6SPD, I already planted that seed
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Originally Posted by Franchise1124
Post 'burban.

Since he has a vehicle in almost every product segment, what's left for him to buy? A vagon (again)? A pickup truck?
Smart Car or helicopter
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He lives
Pull your dicks out for Harambe Kurt
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Old 01-14-2020, 02:59 PM
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rs currently owns:
1 rat
1 mouse
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And their names are Tobey and they live in your butt
Poor Tobey.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
rs currently owns:
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Also 15 people
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Also 15 people
In his butt
Shit, Kurt
ladiboi gonna be envious

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Did I miss the 30 second video of rs's car driving away?
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I never realized what a classic that would become.
Be honest, Kurt...how many fucking swirls have you put back in that poor paint?
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It's black, it got swirls the moment he picked it up from the detailer
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I never realized what a classic that would become.
Be honest, Kurt...how many fucking swirls have you put back in that poor paint?
zero.

ffs. I am never buying a black car again.
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Old 01-14-2020, 03:13 PM
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LMAO,
I think you mean you'll just never wash it again to ensure no new swirls after that detail.
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people rag on me for my colored cars...fuck that shit...there's a reason i don't want black anymore and it's not because i'm too lazy to keep it clean.
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Thoiboi gonna report y'all for all this black/colored talk.
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I'm sensitive to the movement, dude!
I won't even say Oil & Vin******* when I order a salad.
That's how woke I stay.
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Originally Posted by Franchise1124
Thoiboi gonna report y'all for all this black/colored talk.


confirmed


ya racist fuckkks
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I'm sensitive to the movement, dude!
I won't even say Oil & Vin******* when I order a salad.
That's how woke I stay.

when was the last time you ordered a salad


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J the type that goes into a restaurant, feels bad for the single mom waitress that's working 2 jobs to make ends meat, so he orders one of each entree for himself.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I'm sensitive to the movement, dude!
I won't even say Oil & Vin******* when I order a salad.
That's how woke I stay.


This is probably the funniest thing you've ever said
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I love "you people"...

wait.
wut?

fuck!

Johnny...truth be told...this afternoon at PDQ I did.
I love a salad!
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in case y'all don't know
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when was the last time you ordered a salad
I ordered a salad a few weeks ago, still eating it
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zero.

ffs. I am never fucking a black guy again.
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people rag on me for my colored guys..fuck that shit...there's a reason i don't want black dick anymore and it's not because i'm too lazy to keep it clean.
Racist asses.
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Truth be told...I think Kev is cute.
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tossing a salad =/= ordering a salad
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Originally Posted by Franchise1124


This is probably the funniest thing you've ever said
Shiett..
I thought J was just spouting some weird car shit tied with salad tossing..
Vin, Oil, Dipstick, My butt > WTFBBQ, ignore
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and you wonder why I'm hard to understand.
Preconceived Notions!
Fucking WU financial gets me...Bobby bobby bobby, stuck to your ass like a Victoria's secret wedgie!
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I told you ninjas to buy Beyond Meat.. I made bank, getting Rolex
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I'm still holding out for Impossibru Meat to IPO..


Meanwhile, my TSLA shares are making me very happy
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I have some cash to throw around since I’m not purchasing a Tesla. So I should get in and buy some stock. But, I have to be careful I have to make sure with my current Department I can buy stock. I know for sure I can’t buy any in utilities or ride share shit.

I have a friend who works in investments for one of the largest funds in California. He has to be so careful on what he buys. I miss working over there watching ESPN and CNN all day.
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Who remembers Shyne? I know Frantz should and Maj does.

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I do too, you racist fuck!
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Feelin these mixes at work...
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