Majofo

I only had my eye out for that shit because of J though..
I was being a filthy casual and just using the narrow spout to clean my hard surfaces until J recommended it

cu2wagon

Gotta work smarter, not harder.

Unless you're J, and then using the sprayer really excites him and he works smarter, harder.

Majofo

Unless you're MM, and you use wheel cleaner and brake fluid to make the job even easier, thus working even smarter

Midnight Mystery

Report back on how you like the Greenworks! Thinking about getting the 1300 model!

thoiboi

oh fuck so now i have to thank J?


fuck this .. i'm returning it back to Amazon instead.

Majofo

MM never learns

thoiboi

yeah the Karcher box is black and yellow


that was just a happy coincidence

cu2wagon

Oh shit. I didn't even notice you posted a picture. I just meant in general. You're a whore.

cu2wagon

DoEs It RuN oN bAtTeRiEs?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

no, dumbass. the 1300 has a manual which is why he wants it.

Franchise1124

Majofo

ladiboi, tell us how the 2nd to 4th upshift is.. that's the money shift
MM wants to know

..and does the shifter feel like mashed potatoes with turkey gravy, etc

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

majofo did you put the music to that shit?
i fucking got a cough attack from how hard i just laughed you son of a bitch.


oh and never forget

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Majofo

Wut joke?

Of course mang
I'm a hip hop catalog
Who be knowin' about the Twannnzzz.. shiett
Was part of my first house party mixes
Tore that bitch up

Unfortunately the cops got called
And I got my ass whopped by the pigs (my pops)
FTP!

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

you had paid foam parties in hs for sure.

it was a dumb joke about z not being my girl and her being so young. didn't come across how i intended so i cut it.

Majofo

Foam, pay.. teh fuck.. I'm not a millennial shitbrick

We drank shitty beers that came in 40s..
We didn't even know good beer
But we still knew that shit was shitty

We drank Alize because 2pac said so..
Shit was girly AF, but Thug Lyfe!!

Smoked BC bud.. fought over any bullshit
We banged hos and regretted that shit.. so did they

My bro made out with two chicks at one time, drunk AF
He was like shitt.. I can't believe I made out with ugly Karen..
But that fine hyna on his right was like.. shitt.. I can't believe I made out with Tony
Fucking hilarious ass stories

Basically everyone would get fucked up, but if no one died, it was a good party
Had loosers coming to my house days later to get leftover beer
Asking if we fucked so and so..

Get the fuck out mang, you don't even go to school anymore
Puto, didn't even put in on this.. fuck outta here

Our gen shithead didn't even brown bag it.. drink it on the road shit.
Different times mang.. different.

cu2wagon

Sheiiit... that was last week?

Majofo

Every week holmes.. after I put the kids down.

Majofo

Tony is dead tho vato

That fine hyna has two kids, actually got caught up with a dude who got her into some white supremecist shit..
She got hooked on H.. I think she got tricked out too, her sister still a stripper ho, but she found some type of salvation.
I guess that's the norm these days too so.. full circle (jerk)

Majofo

Shitt just checked out the sissy's social media shit
Pics with kids up in Ricks


Can you imagine if yo moms was a stripper ho
Be so much up on game

Like it's fucked up, but also, all the pussy you get
Learn to be a boss real quick, how to turn these tricks out
(How ladiboi did Kurt)

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

@Majofo
https://www.shoprightchoice.com/vdp/...Beach-FL-33060

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I'll even test drive it for ya.

Majofo

My vato.. only 19 mang.



MF was wild
Don't let them schoolboy glasses fool yo ass
Had a fuccin' 15 in the hatch.. we couldn't hear shit when we cruised
The pebbles on the street would float when when we drove by

Dat skripper w/ kiddo at the club..
Shiett mang, that kid look similar to my vato
But da maff don't add up

Majofo

You must be fucking high.. a 2009 CL63 for 26k
MM has more sense than you

Majofo

Somebody start a thread for J
He's adding a 6th vehicle back into the roster

Majofo

This 2010 E63 bitch has 100k and is 17.9k brah..
26k wayyyyyy tooo fucking much. Probably don't even have refitted head studs. Hard pass.

Majofo

That fucking ad doesn't even have pics and J salivating
You have a problem!

cu2wagon

Too much estrogen in his household. Trying to compensate.

That is, J needs to up the manliness in his life.

Majofo

I've seen C63s in the 15s too

Majofo

Shiett.. this Panny Turbo on Fogiessss is 28k..
J, you need an intervention

Majofo

FJ probably beating his meat right now
That's what responsible adult does.. nut, not buy car

Majofo

Them wheels are custom Giovanna's usually fitted on Ferrari 458s
More than you can afford pal..

https://giovannawheels.com/custom-pa...for-ferrari-6/

Majofo

Weekend plans you say.. probably headed down to San Antone
Reasons

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

MM needs to think about finding a woman or a J0b that doesn’t require a 40 mile drive making the same pay as his old job

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

MM you ever been to a skrip club and let a big booty hoe shake her booty on yo pee pee?

Yumcha

SRSLY, I thought J just bought another car...

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I haven’t seen my neighbors AMG he must have sold it or moved.

Midnight Mystery

Must knot bea in Kalifornia Kulture tou bea klose whith wons naybour?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

MM you're barely tolerable. Don't add ebonics retard speak to the list or this will take a turn for the wurse.

@Majofo I'm fuckin with that pana!