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Old 01-24-2020, 09:04 AM
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Poor creature that has to do the dirty with MM..
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
and don't worry, Zoe gets it...
she's very well behaved.
As if she has a choice.
Doesn't matter if she "gets" it
Your non-seeds don't get it..

Pummel sweet precious well behaved Z in front of them
If you're willing to beat this poor innocent child
Just imagine what you'll do to them..

... or let them fuckers catch you balls deep in mom
But when they open the door you give them the crazy eyes

Then the next time they fuck with you or fight or whatever
You give them the crazy eyes again.. PTSD trigger..
Compliance
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Old 01-24-2020, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Doesn't matter if she "gets" it
Your non-seeds don't get it..

Pummel sweet precious well behaved Z in front of them
If you're willing to beat this poor innocent child
Just imagine what you'll do to them..

... or let them fuckers catch you balls deep in mom
But when they open the door you give them the crazy eyes

Then the next time they fuck with you or fight or whatever
You give them the crazy eyes again.. PTSD trigger..
Compliance
Fuck yeah, alpha move.
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Not that he'll be able to see the image, but basically this:

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Old 01-24-2020, 09:34 AM
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Well, y'all know about my ass being laid off last year
Anyways, the contract thing was okay for a while
But same shit, less pay, no benefits

My vato suggested that I should teach (he's a music teacher)
I scoffed at first, but then I was like, FJ hasn't killed anyone
No suspicious missing cinder blocks at least

Anyways, took the prep course and exam..
Passed (take notes MM)



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Old 01-24-2020, 09:38 AM
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Something must have changed at work FJ...I can see all your shit now.


Jofo...here's the thing...I've established that I will be respected.
but that doesn't translate to HER getting respek on her name.
I have such a hard time standing by watching her get talked to
like that...or blatantly "NO'd" for anything she tells them to do...
then her mood gets shitty...then I stomach it until I blow up on
them and I get the reprimand because I'm the easier skapegoat
for behavior correction.

I told her, her not breaking the boy down is going to make for
fist fights with me when he's big enough to think he can throw down.

I told her...disney and ice cream is great if it's EARNED...the respect, discipline...
all that is the hard part of parenting NOBODY wants to do. I said if you let your
kids turn into asshole adults that starts a cycle that's hard to break.

I'm like beat these motherfkers until they put that RESPEK on your
name EVERY FUCKING TIME. Once you do that...it's just maintenance
and gravy from that point on.
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Old 01-24-2020, 09:40 AM
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oh shit, Maj...
sorry I forgot about that.
I always assume you are making 100M Loonies at all times
because of your online persona!
Does this mean Justn about to be your boss?
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I already have a vocal offer at a small charter school (K-12)
STEM, grade 9

Lots of extracurricular opportunities as well
Coaching







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Justn
I knew it was a bad idea, but who am I to trample a dream

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Old 01-24-2020, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I already have a vocal offer at a small charter school (K-12)
STEM, grade 9

Lots of extracurricular opportunities as well
Coaching
In before we see Maj on that "leg humpers teacher fucking " thread
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It takes a village Majofo to raise beat the shit out of a child school of kids.
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I'm going to assume he didn't give his az handle on the application
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Morning.


It's Fellatio Friday!
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
get started!
I'm not that flexible.
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together, we can make this work.
you have a whole bag.
let's go!
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Captain planet?
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- save a ho
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ho being cars?
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Old 01-24-2020, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
In before we see Maj on that "leg humpers teacher fucking " thread
I'm just trying to get in line to fuck some fine ass 20 something educators
Like hey Ricky, heard Ms. Jenna sent you some nasty snaps
You hit it yet, hell yeah, high 5

Then threaten Ms. Jenna that if she doesn't succ this D
I'll Taco her ass

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It takes a village Majofo to raise beat the shit out of a child school of kids.
I'm not tryna lose my job
So I have to gaslight they ass, mental emotional warfare

If they shitty shitty, that's when I whip out the pics of MM and his shitpostings
Show them what they life gon be like if they don't shape up


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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I'm going to assume he didn't give his az handle on the application
You assume wrong, pic of my dicc, first page
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I probably should have went this path a while bacc
FJ my inspo
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You assume wrong, pic of my dicc, first page
Job application requirements
1. Cover letter


COVER DIS DICKKKKKK




*hired*
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Old 01-24-2020, 11:59 AM
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Once again applicable...
extra because Jofo, of course.

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Most schools would look very favorably on a Teaching Resume that just lists -
Look at Acurazine: "Majofo"
Pay Expected - More than you can afford, bud.

Only some shitty Taco ass Canadian place would look at that as a negative. But FTS. Who wants to teach at some boullshit plauce that insists on adding uunecessary "u"s to wourds.

Fuuckin' stuupid.
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Old 01-24-2020, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Morning.
It's Fellatio Friday!
Originally Posted by rockstar143
get started!
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I'm not that flexible.
I gave the kids a packet of worksheets and then left to go to the gym for a yoga class. We were doing some seated forward folds and I was thinking about how close I'm getting to being able to do that.

Might need to quit my jerb and just stay in all the time!
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That's the dream
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lmao...
I wonder if we'd deal with clean up or just shoot the load in our mouths.
Just wondering.
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L-Arginine 1000mg (erection and stamina)
Maca 1000mg (libido and intensity)
Zinc 50mg (volume and intensity)
Pygeum 200mg (precum volume)
Lecithin 1200mg (volume)
Celery Seed 500mg (color and volume)
Drink ~1.5 gallons of water a day
Celery...two stalks (color and volume)
A cup of pineapplejuice (taste)
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Bingo... One does not consume pineapple juice and celery like that if it's just going to waste.
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Have you guys ever not busted for long enough to build up enough back pressure to accidentally shoot into your own mouth when finally flogging the dolphin? You know...poorly perfectly timed money shot and mouth open bad luck good luck at the same time?

You guys are gonna need a translator for that.
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You texted that cuck guy, didn't you.
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Back from -ing...
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fuCK NO
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
You texted that cuck guy, didn't you.
Originally Posted by Majofo
I vote we kick J off the island
Muhfuhka always bringing junkies and cucks here
We don't do welfare here, reason why we ain't rich
I'm sayin'
J gots to go

We work so hard to clean this place up
He always letting in strays shitstains
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I didn't.
I just wanted to see if Adam was ded.
but not cuck, fuck that guy. not literally...i can see why that might be confusion.
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So, is TattleBello still banging the hot bishes?
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that's teh best thing you've said all day, dude.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
that's teh best thing you've said all day, dude.
Made in Taiwan products can occasionally surprise. Occasionally.
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Old 01-24-2020, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I didn't.
I just wanted to see if Adam was ded.
but not cuck, fuck that guy. not literally...i can see why that might be confusion.
.. and here I thought J was a total fucking asshole
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