The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
01-28-2020, 10:32 PM
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01-28-2020, 10:53 PM
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01-28-2020, 10:54 PM
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01-28-2020, 11:51 PM
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Would like to go to Edmonton.... See RDX10... Fuck taco... Literally...
Alaska... Nah man... Too cold... To easy to get to... Not many people drive to Hawaii... That's why I want to do it.... I was thinking Cuba, but communism and shit....
01-28-2020, 11:53 PM
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Live your dreams MM
01-29-2020, 06:15 AM
ing.side of the turnpike...literally just 15 feet from cars whizzing by I take Z to piss and dookie...she just farts and giggles and says she doesn't have to go.
So piss and figure it's a safe place to let one rip...bam...fuckin shart a slug into my draws...I freak out and drop trou to wipe with the wipees I was
holding for Z...oblivious to the cars whizzing by and J and her teen daughters pointing and laughing at my bare white ass and all the shit stained wipees that
have now been picked up by the wind and plastered all over the chain link fence.
Just kidding, that never happened. LOL...same as the towel story. hahah...you guys fell for it.
01-29-2020, 06:59 AM
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Just like they never caught you eating corn dogs
01-29-2020, 07:00 AM
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Well, this is what I get for internetting before coffee.
01-29-2020, 07:48 AM
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Okay. Better...
01-29-2020, 07:50 AM
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Man, how fucked up is J's kids gonna be when they get to college or whatever and start talking with their friends about all the "normal" things that their family did growing up. But then they find out that none of that shit was normal and most of it is borderline illegal. 
01-29-2020, 08:09 AM
fuck you guys for judging me
01-29-2020, 09:02 AM
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Brah..
This is tradition.
J's pop got him all the way fucked up.
What stupid motherfucker would be like..
Well.. if my kid ain't gonna go.. I'mma go.
10 feet from the highway.
Then gamble on a fart
Shart, but instead of being like damn.. let's get home.
Pull his fucking pants down and use baby wipes to clean his ass.
J
This is tradition.
J's pop got him all the way fucked up.
What stupid motherfucker would be like..
Well.. if my kid ain't gonna go.. I'mma go.
10 feet from the highway.
Then gamble on a fart
Shart, but instead of being like damn.. let's get home.
Pull his fucking pants down and use baby wipes to clean his ass.
J
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01-29-2020, 09:14 AM
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@ roadside shit scenario
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01-29-2020, 09:18 AM
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01-29-2020, 09:25 AM
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In college, Z gonna be talking to her friends like, "hey remember when you were a kid and you'd go on a road trip in the third or fourth vehicle your dad bought that week? And then he'd pull over on the side of the highway and run into the median to take pictures of the car while semis haul ass by? And then he'd come back and he'd have dropped a turd in his pants so he'd huck it into the bushes and use baby wipes to clean himself up but the wind would blow them into the fence and they'd just flap there like little surrender flags? Those were good times, right?"
And her friends will be all,
And her friends will be all,
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01-29-2020, 09:30 AM
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Pray for J's woman
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01-29-2020, 09:33 AM
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In college, Z gonna be talking to her friends like, "hey remember when you were a kid and you'd go on a road trip in the third or fourth vehicle your dad bought that week? And then he'd pull over on the side of the highway and run into the median to take pictures of the car while semis haul ass by? And then he'd come back and he'd have dropped a turd in his pants so he'd huck it into the bushes and use baby wipes to clean himself up but the wind would blow them into the fence and they'd just flap there like little surrender flags? Those were good times, right?"
And her friends will be all,
...
And her friends will be all,
...
Classic
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01-29-2020, 09:34 AM
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That's how J lost his virginity too
Roadside piss and shit
Roadside piss and shit
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01-29-2020, 09:40 AM
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Fuck you guys for judging him
01-29-2020, 09:41 AM
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Good times.
01-29-2020, 09:41 AM
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01-29-2020, 09:44 AM
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I was 
He failed to mention that this was on the way home from an Audi-only Cars and Coffee meat up aka there were a bunch of cucks watching too. He wanted to give them a show
He failed to mention that this was on the way home from an Audi-only Cars and Coffee meat up aka there were a bunch of cucks watching too. He wanted to give them a show
01-29-2020, 09:45 AM
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Probably picking up the surrender flags for his (s)crapbook.
01-29-2020, 10:52 AM
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hummpppppppp dayyyy
01-29-2020, 11:49 AM
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Maj... What a dick dad moove... 
01-29-2020, 11:56 AM
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Figures that guy would be thinking about Matt's dad dick.
01-29-2020, 11:56 AM
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who?
01-29-2020, 11:58 AM
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01-29-2020, 11:58 AM
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What with Hump Day and all. It's natural.
01-29-2020, 12:00 PM
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Sup.
01-29-2020, 12:33 PM
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.puS
01-29-2020, 12:36 PM
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Don't you have some cars to towel off or something?
01-29-2020, 03:26 PM
you guys just made my day
01-29-2020, 03:39 PM
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01-29-2020, 03:47 PM
you like my stories, yum?
01-29-2020, 03:49 PM
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01-29-2020, 03:51 PM
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Though, I will admit I don't get the hip-hop-speak in here at times. Wayyy over my head. Both of them. 
01-29-2020, 03:57 PM
probably cause you're laying down.
simultaneously true.
poor zoe btw...fuckjoe.
simultaneously true.
poor zoe btw...fuckjoe.
01-29-2020, 05:28 PM
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01-30-2020, 06:15 AM
Hi!
Saw Bad Boys last night...hokey at times but overall a good flick.
Saw Bad Boys last night...hokey at times but overall a good flick.