Yumcha

My first robot picture was downloaded the same way. And man, was it glorious. Almost froze as it got to the waist-joint section. Almost.

rockstar143

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I used to be able to try and time my nut off of the channel 98 night time porno un-pixelating just long enough to see a tit or penetration.
and hold....hold...NOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Braveheart style.

thoiboi

Speaking of robots...




He's arrived

Yumcha

We used to have the ability to see what was on the Playboy channel depending on the day...there were periods where the picture was pretty near-perfect. I wasn't complaining. Even if they were not robots.

Majofo

Pathetic childhoods
All of them depress me

I had a descrambler and saw all the tits
All the BJs.. all the mud wrestling

All the full contact sports.. all the PPV
Even saw LaToya Jackson's tits in one
She had a naughty special

Also
I had a 9600 baud when y'all had 4800
I saw tits in less than 2 hrs
As long as no one called

I'd print that shit out on a dot matrix printer in the library
Sell copies to deviants like J for two bucks
Smut peddler Jofo

Midnight Mystery

@Yumcha

srika

Damn we gotta professional here .....

you signing autographs later ?!?!

Yumcha

Who here had their sibling or Mom pick up the phone in mid-download?

Flipster23

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I just watched VHS.

big round’ black asses volume 1-17.

Midnight Mystery

Why download? Just surf the web.

Majofo

This is why you'll never be accepted here
You don't know what it's like to eat ass

Majofo

Two bucks
And if you get caught
You didn't get it from me

Majofo

I tried to buy a nudie mag when I was 12
Told the dude I was 18, wtf?!?!
Give me some lotto tickets too, bitch!

Flipster23

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Some Gambino for y’all this mornin.

cu2wagon

Suck a cheetah's dick

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

no slowin' down, gotta keep up. head bobbin' at 70mph

srika

First nudie mag I ever saw was a penthouse I found lying on the street outside while at a family friends house party. I was maybe 11-12. Explains a lot.

Majofo

Brah.. my first was a Hustler
You already know

cu2wagon

Mine was a Sears catalog.

You also already know.

Majofo

Bro.. the bra and panties section
There was always that one fine ass chick
She'd model like 3 or 4 sets
Mmmm...

Shiett..
Back in the 80s.. many of those frilly joints were see-through
That might be my first nut too.

Majofo

Always that one with big ass titties too
Kinda plain in the face
But fa sho she can get it

Majofo

Where ladiboi with the Nat Geo comment
Nut to the mandigo wearing his BBC gourd

Flipster23

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Smells like ass..

Majofo

I'd find another gourd
Sounds like ladiboi got to that one first

cu2wagon

MM gonna be in here talking about how he popped his first nut to a Farm & Tractor supply catalog he found behind the Gas-n-Go.

When he was 19.

thoiboi

so yesterday?

Majofo

I don't think MM has ever beat his MM.
Only nut he had was dreaming about a dirty AV6.

Majofo

last night cuh

srika

I like your writing style .... if I was a woman.... I might let you stick it.

Majofo

You're a man
Even better
Bend over

rockstar143

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Fredericks
of
Hollywood!

rockstar143

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mom was like where the fuck is my catalogue

Franchise1124

Yumcha

Sup.

srika

Might as well fess up since we all doing. What / when was your first look at a nudie mag?

srika

Might as well elaborate a bit. That first penthouse I looked at, first photo I saw she was shaved. And so later on when I saw woman who was not shaved, I was like wtfffffff

Yumcha

Shirt...I think it was a Hustler and that was back in Grade 5.

I think I nearly shirt myself when I opened that.




First pr0n vid probably was not until I was in high school. Freshman year.

Midnight Mystery

Gotcha!

Them concrete panels!

Midnight Mystery

AKA expansion joints.

Midnight Mystery

AKA rectal expansion joints.