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Old 11-03-2019, 08:31 AM
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MM, do you fitness?
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MM, do you fitness?
he's fitness dick in his mouf
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I can't be like "it's all muscle". I should probably be a little more serious in my diet, but fuck it. My BMI is like 29.5, but yeah @Yumcha and I "go to the gym" together. I workout in a Crossfit gym 3 times a week and run 1-2 times per week.
Well, you're off to a good start!

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MM, do you fitness?
No. I'm by no means, fit.

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he's fitness dick in his mouf
Why, Kurt... Why?
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Old 11-03-2019, 09:28 AM
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MM fitness skin suit for sure.
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Old 11-03-2019, 09:39 AM
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Tis why I'm known as "Twigcha".
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Old 11-03-2019, 11:28 AM
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Your kid is fucking adorable, Yum.
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Old 11-03-2019, 01:01 PM
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Your kid is fucking adorable, Yum.
Agreed. Although, they're already the same height.
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Old 11-03-2019, 01:53 PM
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That's true, Kurt.


One day (soon) Yummy will look up to his son. Not only for inspiration, but to make eye contact with him.
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Old 11-03-2019, 02:25 PM
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Back from ing

Did 60 floppy speed pullups in 2 minutes. A new CrossFit record!
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Old 11-03-2019, 05:35 PM
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Agreed. Although, they're already the same height.










Maybe.
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Old 11-04-2019, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Back from ing

Did 60 floppy speed pullups in 2 minutes. A new CrossFit record!
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High!
The two of you now annoy me more than MM
Congratulations
Hope you choke on the Day's dick -Kurt
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Old 11-04-2019, 07:09 AM
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Why don't you fuck right off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and @floppy seed pullups!
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Old 11-04-2019, 07:16 AM
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Bro, then I jumped on and off of a wood crate for, like, a hundred reps.

My abdomen is so swole now.
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i'm having that new flavor of starbux beans "roasted choke on dix"
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Old 11-04-2019, 07:57 AM
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what flavor are y'all drinking?
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Old 11-04-2019, 08:07 AM
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Same asssweat arabica!
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From Starbuchs? I always get their "lite jockstrap roast". Tastes like uncircumcised swamp rot ball holder that's been locked in a CrossFit locker for a week.

Served 20 degree too hot so it burns the everloving fuck out of your mouth too.
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:13 AM
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Still better than Tim Horntons' Coffee though.
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:20 AM
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
From Starbuchs? I always get their "lite jockstrap roast". Tastes like uncircumcised swamp rot ball holder that's been locked in a CrossFit locker for a week.

Served 20 degree too hot so it burns the everloving fuck out of your mouth too.
ohhhh, that's why my shit taste bitter
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Well, that and burning the beans before they're even given a chance to make the tasty water.
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:11 AM
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Starbucks: Over-roasting coffee beans since 1971
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I will take a DD coffee over starfox any day of the week
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello




No, I know where to find a midget and a drunk clown. I’m sure I can get a pet donkey thrown in for free, also.
NEVAR forget.
-bums in basement.
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:51 AM
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My abdomen is so swole now.
Did you have your gymnamath take pics of your swole abs
Which then led to him succin yer dicc
The 'ole pulled pork Taco
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lol...he'd rather a chorizo taco than a fish taco.
facts.
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:54 AM
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if that fish is battered / ensenada style doe...
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That guy was such a fucking liar.

Unless he meant that when he looks in the mirror he sees a drunk clown (true).

And maybe has body dysmorphia issues so even though he was six and a half feet 196 cm of bullshit, he only saw a sad midget.

The pet donkey (jackass) was, for certain, him.
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Originally Posted by justnspace
i'm having that new flavor of starbux beans "roasted choke on dix"
With 10 pumps of vanilla, thick cream, chocolate rim, whipped cream top and sprinkled with nuts
AKA, The Kurt
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LOL...
I also did not know they stacked poop that high up.
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midget = Taco's tiny peenis
drunk clown = Taco
donkey = Tobey

"Drunk clown makes a midget fuck a pet donkey"
Business Plan
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Only time before Taco takes his show to Vegas, cash in on that 1M CAD / Yr
Poor Tobey.
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midget = Taco's ex
donkey = Fat heel she's with now

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LOL...
I wonder if Tobey screams out Worldstar before busting on Taco's lower back?
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Whose pet am I...?
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Whose pet am I...?
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