kurtatx

I don't know if I'll die from it, but I'll probably get it.

My wife getting it is why I lose sleep at night.

Majofo

You mean you scared for her.. shiett
Don't be scurred homie.. get it first!

Head back to the homeland.
Cheap flights to Italy.

Majofo

That way if she gets it, you'll be ready to take care of her.. o'rale.

Majofo

If you survive

Yumcha

Speaking of homerand, the Sistwerp is on her way back from Cedars today...I suspect she'll get held up at customs.

thoiboi

this is what real men do..

but this is Kurt we're talking about

kurtatx

Work from home apparently starts next week

Majofo

Why not this week? Shiett...

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Work from home is starting uhhhh not sure.

Fucking government, “The State of California is acting quickly to protect public health and safety.” Bullshit.

my boss told me that I can work from home tomorrow, so fuck it.

Yumcha

I'm not working from home.

Gonna infect everyone.

kurtatx

Man, my weekend job is remote, duh

Yumcha

TACOVID-19.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

my job asked if no school if i can still report and if i would prefer to bring the work truck home.
i was like, naw...
we work in a shipping container office anyway...whatever my buddy has, I do too. We ride together we die together bad boys fur life.

Majofo

Don't be a dumb rockstar

Yumcha

So, are you the white-Martin Lawrence or the white-Will Smith of this gwai-ro Bad Boys duo...?

Midnight Mystery

Remember H1N1 back in 2009?



Yeah... Neither do I...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

well, point is...we're on the road most of the day anyway so it's no biggy. i can work.

Yumcha

Just practice safe hygiene. Wash your hands thoroughly if you touch surfaces and don't touch your face until you can confirm your hands are clean.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

i eat ass, son
I'm immune

thoiboi

Just announced.. client wants everyone to WFH till the end of the month. .yay

Midnight Mystery

What do you do... Big shot office work?

Great tips! Use them ALWAYS!

You work for the power company, right?

Midnight Mystery

Really?

Midnight Mystery

@fuk0ff Say it agan...

Majofo

You mean the pandemic that killed roughly 300k people
Dumbass

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

MM a dumb fuck..

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I’m working from home till April 1.... should have saw me leaving my office today with all my documents that I need for 2.5 weeks...

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Everyone in a panic at the grocery store while I’m there to just pick up a pizza from Costco.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Toilet paper gone. Use a wash cloth or a leaf or take a shower and rinse that shit off. Get creative.

Majofo

COVID-19 is more infectious (x2), and it's more lethal than H1N1 (x10-20)
Two weeks ago, we didn't have a case, three weeks ago, Italy didn't have a case



This is just the start, and hypochondriacs (you), are at high risk
It's not seasonal / won't go away with warmer weather
We won't have a vaccine for at least a year (maybe two)
So it may kick our ass for several cycles

We have a public health emergency
50% of our nursing community have kids in school
What are they going to do when there's no one to take care of their kids because school's closed
It's going to be a disruption in the care of their patients, Italy is actually deciding who they let die

We have a service industry that can't afford to call in sick, serving your food, transporting you from A to B
Our country is only testing a nano percentage of those who should be tested

And of those who do get tested / quarantined, are being charged
CDC says they're going to cover, but they're currently not
Another gap in care and coverage

Testing for a virus that may not show symptoms (incubation period) of 2 weeks
Several those tested at high-risk, with no symptoms, had an astronomical viral load in their throat
The virus spreads by simply breathing, that's it, and it can survive on surfaces for days

Majofo

Not to mention the general recession we're facing because of displaced employment
Families on the fringe who can't care or feed for their kids when they're not in school
Businesses taking a hit and passing on their losses to their employees (layoffs)
Shit is coming, MM

It may not impact you in a way that's tangible
But consider that people are going to kill themselves over the financial pressures alone
We're talking tens of thousands.. this is only the start.

Majofo

This isn't an extended spring break
A week or two off isn't going to solve our problems
We're talking months.. and complacency will keep feeding teh flames

Midnight Mystery

Damn dude. Stop acting like the world is gonna end. Life literally is just starting for me. Like 2 weeks ago.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

This shit is serious MM stop being a dumb cunt.

Majofo

You better suck some dick and eat some pussy, MM

Mizouse

Midnight Mystery

What can I even do? I already use 70% rubbing alcohol like crazy as sanitizer. I have been for years. I'm not in public much. Just only at the gas stations a lot getting gas or cheap drinks. Only go to Walmart late at night. I have no friends and never go to big social events. In fact, I avoid them like the plague. I guess literally now.

Glad the St. Patrick's parade was cancelled. I hate that so many are going to miss out, but I live across from the parade route in a New Orleans suburb. I hate the fact it closes our main street in town.

I know it's serious, but what can I do? Other than be careful and clean my hands (which I'm extremely good at).

In fact... I was scared I had cancer a few months back because I used to inhale and use Lysol on my skin years ago because I was so scared of getting sick.

I've come to my senses and stopped that.

When I moved into my apartment, I took inventory on how much Lysol I have. About 15 cans.

I have over 100 bottles of rubbing alcohol and over 100 packs of disposable gloves.

I'll take pics to proove it too! (If my phone lets me)

I wipe my phone with alcohol multiple times a day. I also do my keys and wallet. I also clean my car seats after work each day.

I never touch something if I drop it without cleaning it after. I never touch public doors on the handle (I always push the door close to the top like shoulder high or pull the lowest part of the handle)

I always wipe my canned drinks with alcohol before I eat. I usually wear gloves when I eat finger foods.

WTF else can I do?

I quit school because I was scared of getting sick years ago.

I mean... All of my problems in life started there.

Shit. I don't even talk to most of my family because they work close to school aged children. Well, I'm not mad, I just know if I talk to them, they'll ask me why I don't come by anymore. Kinda hard to explain...

I'm just now starting to relax it a little bit because it was ruining my life. WTF can I do?

I need to have my teeth fixed and finish getting supplies so I can start hustling customers for cleaning cars.

I'm ready to be "it" now.

That's why I got the Honda amd got an apparent. Once I realized I was going to not die of cancer, I decided it's time to "really life"...

I'm trying to listen to you guys. Get my dream car (it's awesome, BTW), make money, get my dick sucked... So on...

I'm 23... At my prime... I need happiness right now. The last 5 years have suked... And just suked... Not suked dick...

Off beat, but from the heart. No lying here. Probably my most honest post I've ever made.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

It's not about your feelings MM.
It's not doom and gloom...just take precautions to ensure you aren't
a statistic, that's all.
I shun hysterics but I do realize this one is one to watch.
At least you don't have kids.

I told J it would be pretty cool if they did an emergency 6 month nursing program
and institutions weren't allowed to charge for the degree. Shit, I would probably
Gaylord Focker as a backup for when I retire from here.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Here MM...for inspiration

Majofo

School closed
Called me at 3:51AM
What in the actual fuck

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

all houston schools closed yesterday. not for 1 or 2 weeks, but indefinite.
Houston Rodeo closed.
Disney land closed.