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Old 01-07-2020, 07:44 PM
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alright.. this got me laughing
That's Illinois center Kofi Cockburn.. he's a fucking monster.. it's like watching a grown ass man swing at a toddler

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kek.. Kofi Cockburn
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You drink the Kofi
You don't dip your Cock in it
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They took his ass to the hospital
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Holy fuck, that ref died.
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JFC. I need to figure out how to make that my desktop wallpaper because I want to watch that all the time.
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Look at #13 in the background like yeah.. fuck that motherfucker up
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Ref has a tongue stump and some beef jerky now.
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Gawtdamn.

It's like he's trying to hammer in a circus tent stake with a 20# sledge!
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There are so many people I want to do that to.
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FFS Kurt, we already talked at lengths about this
Mostly relating to your mouth and ladiboi's bum
And Mrs. Ladiboi thinks I'm the perverse one in our crew.
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Old 01-07-2020, 08:22 PM
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And Mrs. Ladiboi thinks I'm the perverse one in our crew.
That's the best part

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It's like doing hoodrat shit all night and then handing the bag to Kurt right as the cops pull up.

Still out here doing hoodrat shit.
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Old 01-07-2020, 11:44 PM
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Why have I never hopped into this thread? I just read probably 40 pages of enjoyment while gaining most excellent knowledge. Err I think I said that right ✊
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Old 01-08-2020, 12:11 AM
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Kurt hearts cock as well

Gluten-free no antibiotics free range grass fed BPA free cruelty free cage free non GMO no additives or preservatives no filler black (diversity and inclusion) cock
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Old 01-08-2020, 07:43 AM
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I'm hard right now.
It's the morning.
Do I have to pee or can someone maybe stroke it.
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You know the rates
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the black guys are signalling each other.
beware, y'all.
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MM eats for free
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Old 01-08-2020, 09:11 AM
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Hoooooty hoo.. 6nitchTaco asking for the manager and shit..
Pop pop pop
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the black guys are signalling each other.
beware, y'all.

This is the electronic version of clutching your purse tighter and crossing the street when you see us, huh?
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Old 01-08-2020, 09:21 AM
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LOL...no but if they start running...ima run too!
funny but when we go camping and shit I always tell J she's the white girl they are joking about in all the comedy shows where they talk about white people dying cause they run toward the grizzly bear.
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Old 01-08-2020, 09:27 AM
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Hell nah
Yo ass be looking for what they running from first
Gunshots go off, you pop yo head out like who shootin'?!?!?
Need to know so I can tell the cops when they come
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I ain't no snitch ass sexnines boy!
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J be on the phone peeking out the mini blinds.

I’ve had people when I’m walking home from the bus stop cross the street, or do that “oh shit I forgot something” and turned around. Karen, I know your ass didn’t forget your keys and phone.”
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Plus, in fight or flight mode...I flight first for sure. Fuck that shit...live to die another day.
At the drive in movie in the hood the other night (at the swap shop) some shady looking
fuck started walking up on us in the S2000...J was like, uh...I didn't even think, clutch in
1st gear...gonna sideways bitch slap this mofo with my car. Turns out he was just trying
to get his hustle on selling some shit out of a cooler. Almost caught one, fool
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I’ve had people when I’m walking home from the bus stop cross the street, or do that “oh shit I forgot something” and turned around. Karen, I know your ass didn’t forget your keys and phone.”
If it was Karen and she saw your mandingo ass and bent down to pick "something up" you grossly misread that exchange.
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I always fight
fuck it, I ain't runnin'
rather die
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....At the drive in movie in the hood the other night (at the swap shop) some shady looking
fuck started walking up on us in the S2000...J was like, uh...I didn't even think, clutch in
1st gear...gonna sideways bitch slap this mofo with my car. Turns out he was just trying
to get his hustle on selling some shit out of a cooler. Almost caught one, fool
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J be like

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I flight and go get Majofo.
He's the real deal. Deebo type mothertrucker
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You know I got the throwaway
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OG funk time, RIP Nate Dogg, RIP 2Pac

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Or when they Taco ass yell at you for shitting in the house
But when you shit outside, they bag it and bring it back in the house

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Originally Posted by Flipster23
J be on the phone peeking out the plantation shutters.
Fixed

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If it was Karen and she saw your mandingo ass and bent down to pick "something up" you grossly misread that exchange.

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And Mrs. Ladiboi thinks I'm the perverse one in our crew.
guess she's a good judge of character

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tea for me today..





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with matcha? or not 1%er

:wink: love you too, Frantz
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with matcha? or not 1%er
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Y'all wild.
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