The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
#5842
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Do you want to die, how dare you disrespect royalty like that.
Lady of Rage a real1, she killed fools for not going balls deep
Have a nice funeral fool, closed casket.
Lady of Rage a real1, she killed fools for not going balls deep
Have a nice funeral fool, closed casket.
#5843
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Kurt is such a trip
I can't imagine how many dudes he's snapped or napped while being totally shitfaced
Half his stories are drunken bar brawls
![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
He even teaches well drunk
Fuck yeah Kurt, fuck Ralph Gracie faggot, fuck IS too
I can't imagine how many dudes he's snapped or napped while being totally shitfaced
Half his stories are drunken bar brawls
![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
He even teaches well drunk
Fuck yeah Kurt, fuck Ralph Gracie faggot, fuck IS too
#5844
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
When the guy shoots.. I get my fucking sprawl.. I get my chin whip and put my belly on their head
-Kurt Osiander
-Kurt Osiander
#5845
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
When the guy shoots, I get my hips to the floor so I can push back to the guy, I then shuck it through
-also Kurt Osiander
-also Kurt Osiander
#5846
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Like I said, I like Kurt (not our Kurt just to be clear)
#5847
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
lil Red Riding Shoulda stayed her ass out of the Hood!
#5848
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You see her arm, you see yo arm
Her arm bigger than yo thigh
There's dumb
Then there's too dumb to help
Her arm bigger than yo thigh
There's dumb
Then there's too dumb to help
#5849
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Someone told mama there's a 10-piece at the finish line
Shit, enjoy your funeral, closed casket
Shit, enjoy your funeral, closed casket
#5850
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Shit mang.. I love it.
I'm signing up breh
I already signed all of you up first.
I'm signing up breh
I already signed all of you up first.
#5851
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Don't bring them bitch arms Kurt
Like that dude @ 1m mark.. shiett...
Like that dude @ 1m mark.. shiett...
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#5852
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
just put in my official resignation for my company, last day is friday..
![Woot](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/woot.gif)
#5853
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
The door is going to hit you on the way out..
In fact, everyone in the office is in line to poke you in the ass on the way out -Management
In fact, everyone in the office is in line to poke you in the ass on the way out -Management
#5854
Team Owner
I don't even work there and I plan on poking him too, on his way out
![:O](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/embarrassment.gif)
#5855
Team Owner
No, that's a lie. Thoi didn't even want to see me when I was in LA
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#5856
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He knew he'd be face to dick if he met you
and he's never met a dick he didn't like
probably tryna save face around here
like it's all a joke, until shit gets real
but we know what's up
and he's never met a dick he didn't like
probably tryna save face around here
like it's all a joke, until shit gets real
but we know what's up
#5857
Team Owner
Said something about being afraid of my trouser snake obliterating his anus. I thought he loved big meat. Well he does. That's why he doesn't love my trouser snake
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#5858
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He'd probably try to suck yo dick, but you step back and extend your hand instead
Cold mang.. poor ladiboi
Cold mang.. poor ladiboi
#5859
Team Owner
I've always heard 4 fingers and a thumb are better than 1 dick....
#5860
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Please.. there's no dick big enough for ladiboi
Not even Fox News / CNN / NPR would fact check that
Not even Fox News / CNN / NPR would fact check that
#5861
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
I just didn't want to meat your exwife
if you were cumming alone, it would have been different
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#5862
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
#5867
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
homie wrecked the acura, told me to come through and strip parts...located in the hood...
while stripping parts, crack head approaches driveway and is holding some square type object like a speaker or an xbox and is like...."wanna buy this for $12"
"nah, we straight."
after dude passes by, we're like...
wtf? what an odd price of $12?? for an unknown object...must have had $8 and only needed 12.
while stripping parts, crack head approaches driveway and is holding some square type object like a speaker or an xbox and is like...."wanna buy this for $12"
"nah, we straight."
after dude passes by, we're like...
wtf? what an odd price of $12?? for an unknown object...must have had $8 and only needed 12.
![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
#5870
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#5871
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
Happy Hump day
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#5872
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
No FJ nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5873
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
fuckkkkkkk Floriduh takes another one
![Sad](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif)
Fuckk.. it ain't not Chevy Sonic LTZ doe...
#5874
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I knew he was going to eventually move to FL
He's always wanted to live the life of J
It's only time before he murders J and wears his face as a mask
The Truck will never know it..
Just be like.. J seems a lot smarter and penis is a lot bigger.. strange
He's always wanted to live the life of J
It's only time before he murders J and wears his face as a mask
The Truck will never know it..
Just be like.. J seems a lot smarter and penis is a lot bigger.. strange
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#5876
Safety Car
homie wrecked the acura, told me to come through and strip parts...located in the hood...
while stripping parts, crack head approaches driveway and is holding some square type object like a speaker or an xbox and is like...."wanna buy this for $12"
"nah, we straight."
after dude passes by, we're like...
wtf? what an odd price of $12?? for an unknown object...must have had $8 and only needed 12.![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
while stripping parts, crack head approaches driveway and is holding some square type object like a speaker or an xbox and is like...."wanna buy this for $12"
"nah, we straight."
after dude passes by, we're like...
wtf? what an odd price of $12?? for an unknown object...must have had $8 and only needed 12.
![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
It was also probably one of the parts that you just stripped off the car that he was trying to sell back to you.
#5877
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#5880
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
send it to Jesse, the guy that uses them to make the upgrade...
it actually did make a difference...sounded loud and crisp...that with the one uncald 4 side enclosure 10" in the trunk was a perfect modest system.
am I getting old? I'm so into good looking moderately older cars that are cared for...
I'd fuck the shit out of this Tahoe
and an unmolested 280 although I'd have to do expensive coils and some 14" panasports if I had it...
it actually did make a difference...sounded loud and crisp...that with the one uncald 4 side enclosure 10" in the trunk was a perfect modest system.
am I getting old? I'm so into good looking moderately older cars that are cared for...
I'd fuck the shit out of this Tahoe