TacoBello

I really don't want to know what she's doing. I don't see any value in stirring up the past... just let sleeping dogs lie. I did have her on my IG for a bit, many months back... a photo of her and her bestie showed up on my feed and I was like "nope. I'm done. I don't need this."

cu2wagon

Poor Poor Tobey. You know Mount Cantwipe was stealing all the kibble.

Majofo

I don't want to be any more disrespectful than I have been already
But Taco stepped back and shook her hand mang, FFS Taco
I apologize for looking at that sideways.
Bravo. Alpha
Lucky Tobey.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I was discussing this with a bro today...
with social media nowadays...you have no disconnect. you are always connected...
so out of sight out of mind doesn't work so well when it's something you want out of your mind.

I took the same approach though...block, block...oh you don't want to be with me, that's good enough for me. I had
offers from my bros to find out and to track and electronic track and I said listen...if she dumb enough to not want to be
with me, I don't care why, but I ain't finna look back!

rockstar143

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I'm bitch made if that's the case...
but I kind of have to be since my situation is a little more serious and delicate.
first bouts of anger I've had have not related directly to how I have been treated...it's how it's affected another person.

Yumcha

Really really really stupid question...but, IG is...instagram?

Yumcha

Yumcha, who am the suck at social media.

TacoBello

Those pants *are* something else... I wonder what homeless person he stole them from... or was it just a half shredded parachute he found somewhere in the trees?

TacoBello

I'm sending you you're Ph.D in the mail, after cracking that mystery open

Majofo

I have no idea, but I'm sure NASA or alien technology is behind it.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I'm picturing a character from Pain & Gain

cu2wagon

Now, everytime I see those oddball Oreo flavors, I think "whore-eos".

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

IG is inter gonad, Yumcha. It's a new thing the kids are doing.
Wear loose boxers to Acurazine tomorrow and we'll show you.

Majofo

I totally don't feel sorry for you Taco
I understand your struggle more
You're good vato, lucky even

Tobey is going to miss your ass, literally
Poor Tobey

TacoBello

Alternatively, wear normal boxers, but put them on backwards, so the opening is in the back...

#Protips

Majofo

Well fuck, now me too.. shit.

TacoBello

You think he's roiding? That was a lot of weight... the guys at my gym that push that much weight are all roiders for sure. Not really any "power lifters" at my gym, though.

Fat guys seem to have crazy strength though... I dunno what to think of this guy. I figure she wouldn't be with him if she knew he was hitting the juice, but maybe she doesn't even know... and how do you stay that fat while on roids?

Majofo

I've watched some docs about power lifters and roids
There are a couple of segments that come to mind

He's hitting numbers that a couple of guys who have spent their whole life lifting, were unable to get without juice
Those numbers are like a big ass wall, and in order to get over it, you're a total freak of nature (few) or you're juicing.
They spent years trying to get over the wall, nothing.

They're seemingly pedestrian numbers too, many guys can lift above it, but the docs centralized this on juicing being widespread
and it is, and it's not as black and white as it used to be, but he's definitely on a concoction.
So again, he's juicing just like all those other freaks, whether they're fat as fuck or just a general meathead

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

by thinking it's all about lifting and calorie intake.
don't drive yourself crazy...whatever he is and he's got going on doesn't matter.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

i used to watch the strongman comps...i would still if it came on.
super cool to see those monsters

Yumcha

Man, I'm too slow or just need more cha...

How does Maj know what ex-Mrs-Taco's BF looks like? Taco didn't post a pic.





Anyways, going back to my spec doc.

Maybe too many use cases...

cu2wagon

Because of the IG.

TacoBello

J, you're totally right- it doesn't matter. Just curious, more than anything.

I've heard statistics (no idea if there is any factual basis behind them) that about 1 in 6, or 1 in 7 people at the gym are juicing on something. If you want to get big, simply find the biggest guy at the gym and ask him for "help".

In order to stay as fat as he is, he has to be eating a crazy amount of calories... to push 400lbs of iron, you need big muscles... and you need a lot of energy (cals) to feed those muscles. I remember one of the biggest guys in my gym was chatting with someone in the locker room... he said he was eating 4500 cals everyday... and he was absolutely cut (comp level body builder)... so he would have to be in a caloric excess to be gaining fat on top of that...

I wonder if fatty just eats anything and everything... clean eating? naw... 6 double cheeseburgers from McD's instead.

TacoBello

That, and I think in that post Matt posted, he talked about getting up to that 400lb lift in 1 year time... I see some bigger guys at my gym that are there 6 days a week and while they can push some heavy weight, none of them are hitting 400lbs. And I know these guys must be lifting for some time, as they've been there since before I started. 400+ is definitely elite level... biggest lift I've seen was 10 plates, plus the bar... 495 pounds.

TacoBello

Maj posted one of his posts on the last page... they found my ex on IG, then dug him up (I'm sure she links him or mentions him from time to time- she told me he essentially forces her to, because she was tired of the fighting that happened if she didn't)

Majofo

Dude.. the number is right around 400~450.
The docs I watched, these guys pushed so hard to hit 400.

They worked for years diligently, diet, work, just crazy.. could never reach 500.
Not even close, and they see these casual go up and put up 500 lifts like nothing.
That's the number.

I'm sure there are some freaks that can do it.. but we're not talking 1 out of 10.
Maybe 1 out of 10,000. And most have not interest in the sport, I'm sure.
Like they're physically talented and find other outlets for that talent.

Majofo

The extent of that guys talent looks like being a dbag and eating a shit ton of shit

TacoBello

And she... She's like 5'5" and 110lbs, soaking wet.... With that walrus on top of her

TacoBello

Anyway... Enough about her. And him. I wish them infinite years of happiness together. Now back to the regularly scheduled dick jokes.

Oh, and thanks guys... I appreciate the support. I told you I'm not much of an asshole these days!

Majofo

Let's change TacoBello's name to Chick-fil-Eh

Majofo

I know you Canucks are just starting to get some Chick-fil-A's up there
But it's the best, imagine poutine with timbits on top, except you can't eat it on Sunday
and Sunday is the day you crave it the most

thoiboi

Shit you guys stalkers or what? Just had CFA for breakfast and lunch today

thoiboi

I thought about proposing at Disney.. but too extra and overdone, so I didn't..


but you're right, totes a ladiboi move.

cu2wagon

Breakfast and lunch?

So you've accepted JFC as your lord and savior?

Majofo

Might as well have dinner there too!

thoiboi

yeah super easy. I did drive the S and didn't stall

Also drove @TylerT and @CLtotheTL32's S2000's as well. Fun ass car, that's FO SHO.


Need to get me one soon..

TacoBello

There's a CFA in Calgary... no word in Edmonton, yet. We generally get the short end of the stick when it comes to getting cool new stuff. The joys of living in Deadmonton.

thoiboi

Gots to to marry the fiance...



(just kidding..)
You may be on to something...

Majofo

Sounds like a trap
Don't answer Taco until you have assurances of getting some sweet juicy black berry
Older blacker the berry the sweeter the juice

Yumcha

Okay...yeah, I'm too slow. This is the guy? Yikes...

He's like...at least 3 times the man I am? I'm only 142 right now.