The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
05-17-2018, 12:49 PM
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Pineapples.
Toxic.
Bromelain.
Swelling in the throat and mouth.
Vomiting.
Pineapples are the Audi of the fruit world.
Toxic.
Bromelain.
Swelling in the throat and mouth.
Vomiting.
Pineapples are the Audi of the fruit world.
05-17-2018, 01:25 PM
#1842
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bunch of fucking 
in here... 
in here...
05-17-2018, 01:30 PM
#1843
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Shush you millennial twerp
Coming in here flapping your whore lips
Don't you drive a fit
How bout you fit this dick in yo mouf
Coming in here flapping your whore lips
Don't you drive a fit
How bout you fit this dick in yo mouf
05-17-2018, 01:40 PM
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So eager to please though. Just needs to have personal validation. You're doing a great job jawknee, keep up the good work. You're the best at what you do. (Chin nuts)
05-17-2018, 01:49 PM
#1845
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So about that Senior mod promo 
05-17-2018, 01:56 PM
#1846
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Senior mod promo.. is that where you suck all the senior mods off?
05-17-2018, 02:03 PM
#1847
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The promo B2G1 flea!
05-17-2018, 02:12 PM
#1848
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Wut?
05-17-2018, 02:33 PM
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Thots is so thirsty.
05-17-2018, 02:37 PM
#1851
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stay hydrated folks
05-17-2018, 04:54 PM
#1852
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
A true patriot mang.. just posting this because the Maverick said he also heard #yanny
I think his full response was something like.. I'm gonna punt you in your #yanny #laurel
#brrrrttttt
I think his full response was something like.. I'm gonna punt you in your #yanny #laurel
#brrrrttttt
05-18-2018, 12:57 AM
#1853
Azine Jabroni
05-18-2018, 01:14 AM
#1854
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Go to bed Kurt
05-18-2018, 01:28 AM
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Dafuq are people still up for?
05-18-2018, 01:34 AM
#1856
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I'm creating a new site to let people know even though Backpage is down, Kurt's still in business
He's going to need rest. Because his moufhole is in business at 6AM. Morning rush.
0.3 roses. Inflation.
He's going to need rest. Because his moufhole is in business at 6AM. Morning rush.
0.3 roses. Inflation.
05-18-2018, 01:40 AM
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Take it back old school... Sharpie on the bathroom stall. "For an okay time, call Kurt."
05-18-2018, 01:49 AM
#1858
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Fun fact, the etymology of a blow job is not from looking like you're blowing a balloon
A BJ was called a below job by thoibois in olden times, this was misinterpreted as a blow job instead
Also not so fun fact, the etymology of Kurt is not a short form of the anglo-saxon name Conrad
It's the thoiboi of the olden germanic bath house, patrons would call for quarkboi or joghurtboi
Quark meaning curd, jobhurt meaning yogurt, both meaning their cock jisms
So they would call for Quark or JogHurt, which was also misinterpreted (much like below job) as Kurt
Below Job is also Kurt's official job title
A BJ was called a below job by thoibois in olden times, this was misinterpreted as a blow job instead
Also not so fun fact, the etymology of Kurt is not a short form of the anglo-saxon name Conrad
It's the thoiboi of the olden germanic bath house, patrons would call for quarkboi or joghurtboi
Quark meaning curd, jobhurt meaning yogurt, both meaning their cock jisms
So they would call for Quark or JogHurt, which was also misinterpreted (much like below job) as Kurt
Below Job is also Kurt's official job title
05-18-2018, 01:51 AM
#1859
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Senior Below Job Specialist now
Movingup down in the world
Moving
05-18-2018, 07:17 AM
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TheMoreYouKnow.gif
05-18-2018, 09:10 AM
#1864
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Happy Friday y'all
I may not beat my kids today, we'll see
I may not beat my kids today, we'll see
05-18-2018, 09:31 AM
#1866
Azine Jabroni
05-18-2018, 09:33 AM
#1867
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Is Kurt tryna humblebrag on us for being in California
Maybe he'll love it there and move
Maybe he'll love it there and move
05-18-2018, 09:34 AM
#1868
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Guarantee he's wearing some Golden State gear right now
05-18-2018, 09:54 AM
#1870
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It's pronounced Joker 
05-18-2018, 09:59 AM
#1871
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
It's pronounced Kurt
05-18-2018, 10:06 AM
#1873
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
White knight captain save-a-ho
05-18-2018, 10:07 AM
#1874
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You can't even find your sword, FFS
That's the joke
That's the joke
05-18-2018, 10:16 AM
#1877
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Have some self-respect J
05-18-2018, 10:18 AM
#1878
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Shit.. already shook Taco
If we shake Kurt, and then ladiboi
J might be glass half empty type
Poor J
If we shake Kurt, and then ladiboi
J might be glass half empty type
Poor J
